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First Thing I've Eaten Today…

And it's 11.32pm 😅
Been looking forward to this all day, I made it around 3pm and left it in the fridge all day to chill.

Will had lasagna earlier, but I wasn't feeling it - I've never really been a big Garfield fan



“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Are you in prison or sumthing, or worse a fat camp?

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Furthermore, why have all that healthy shit in white bread. no wholemeal?

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The only bread I like is Warburtons thin white. I'm a fussy eater.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Ahhhh, the blue one? The orange one is my fav, and the farmhouse.

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Ask him who eats the bigger half?

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For me it's ALWAYS gotta be blue! I can tolerate orange, but that's about it.

The shop near me only sells Kingsmill and Hovis, so I rarely have sandwiches 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I cannot stand kingsmill! I don't mind hovis if it was the last resort, but kingsmill is 🤢

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I remember one time when a bunch of us were hungover at mine monging out, and the boyf went to the shop to get stuff for bacon sarnies… he brought back Kingsmill - we almost broke up.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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totally understandable! It can't be any worse than my ex. I sent him to shop years ago for some yorkshire tea, and he came back with tetley's.

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… please tell me that's why he is your ex??!

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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One of many reasons! Lolol!

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Understandable 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Scandalous! I'm very brand specific!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I was devistated by your Walkers (Lays) flavours btw 😔

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I like thin sliced bread as well. I was going to comment on that. It's so difficult to find around here. They mostly sell very thick sliced bread around these parts, and I hate it. If I can find the thin sliced, I grab it up.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Have you thought about making your own, and using a bread slicer?

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Ahh. A simpler approach you mean? lol

Derpy Lilith.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Yeah, it was just a suggestion if you lile thin slices xD

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Yes. It's a good idea. So simple, I just feel silly it never occurred to me. :)

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Who has the time for that? 😣

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I know, but if she can't find any then she could always give it a try.

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I went out for groceries this morning and bought a whole loaf of bread that I'm going to slice into individual slices (THIN) as I need them. It occurs to me, it'll probably keep fresher longer as well because it's not pre-sliced, so it won't go stale.

Never done this before, so lets see how this goes!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I can't remember - you're not from the UK are you?

I remember being so angry in America because the thinnest bread I could find was almost double the thickness of our 'thick loafs'😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Yeah, I live in America, and everything here is outrageously supersized. Food comes in huge portions, and as you pointed out, bread slices are very, very thick. Ack.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Gah I'd starve!! Haha

I remember in Miami we tried almost every cafe every morning, and tried every supermarket just to find a nice bacon sandwich or nice bacon to cook.

I think on day 7 one of my friends actually cried about it and had a strop 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Oh yeah, the bacon is rough too. It tends to be thick and rather fatty.

I like it thin and crispy for a nice bacon sandwich.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Yeahh, of the 3 times I've been to America - I've never once had good bacon 😅
In fact, I think I was pretty underwhelmed with USA food in general 😔

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I can't remember - you're not from the UK are you?

I remember being so angry in America because the thinnest bread I could find was almost double the thickness of our 'thick loafs'😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I got into a habit of only eating when I'm hungry - I'm not a pig.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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What does Garfield have to do with lasagna?

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Garfield loves lasagna, and hates Mondays

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Oh! I've actually never paid attention to that comic strip.

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Ok

I live. I die. I live again.

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He's desperate for my attention.

It's embarrasing to watch, but easy to ignore.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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This is still a step up from the picture of Ben’s meal ,which consisted of 1 piece of stale white bread ,a few slices of jalapeño pepper and ketchup and mustard 😂

Gone

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The mustard alone would put me off haha - I'm not a fan 🤢

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I had a salad for breakfast lol

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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I skipped breakfast this morning 🙈 at work now too, so I'll probably not get to eat till I get home tonight 😅

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Lol will you have a big dinner then sometimes I’d like not eat all day then have an Indian at night ! 🥺

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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Nah I don't really get much of an appetite- probably something between a bowl of wheatabix and a chicken sandwich again 😁

I had a Nandos last week for a cheat and it was amazingggg - never been a big fan of Indian, I prefer Chinese personally

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Why 'a nandos' instead of saying I had nandos. Would you also say I had 'a McDonalds'?

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Yeah I'd say "I'm going for a McDonalds later" - do you not have human interactions often?

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Must be a UK thing, never in my life have I heard anyone say that.

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He attacks anyone who doesn’t lick his ass. He’s very insecure I’ve noticed.

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Would you say it like that too though? "I had a McDonalds yesterday" just sounds very strange to me.

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Definitely not a UK thing. We would say something like "I'm just going to go get some mcdonalds." I'd say sweden if anything. My bf says gonna grab "a" shower, gonna go grab a wrap, gonna grab a whatever. It's weird.

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Probably a Yorkshire thing? Literally everyone I know is gonna 'grab a show', 'grab a nandos' etc.

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I'm from yorkshire, but that means shit because our dialects change so much from city to city. Idk, maybe it's just how people talk from the area you are.
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