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Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

When I use Yoshi or Dry bones, I'm unbeatable, unless it's rainbow road.

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

Bowser haven't played that game in years though

Not human

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Bowser for speed and Toad for sex appeal.

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Bowser is sexy

Not human

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

Yo, he a giant turtle rapist, yo.

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

He rapes kikes like me, yo

With earnestness they disclaimed all cannibal propensities on their own part β€” ✑ the Jews ✑ β€” as inveterate gormandizers of human flesh!

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

And you a giant turtle racist, yo

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

You are a faggot tranny rupaul wannabe yo enjoy pedo cum in your kike mouth faggot bitch

With earnestness they disclaimed all cannibal propensities on their own part β€” ✑ the Jews ✑ β€” as inveterate gormandizers of human flesh!

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

I apologize, yo. It was just a stupid throwaway line. And I'm just a stupid joke character. Like wtf, yo.

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Yoshi, yo

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I'm with you on Yoshi, but Dry Bones is scary as hell

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Nothing. I'm an adult. I do mature adult things. I don't play video games.

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Popeye Doyle

Re: Favorite character to use in Mariokart?

Donkey Kong. We suit each other.
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