The Watercooler : FMK: Celebrity Edition.

FMK: Celebrity Edition.

You know the rules, lads. Pick one celebrity (be they an A-lister or a D-lister) to bang, one to marry, and one to kill.

F: 1970s-era Jessica Harper.


M: George MacKay.


K: Johnny Depp.
No image, as everyone knows what he looks like.

Your turn. Cast your votes.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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FMK Black Singers Edition

F: Nicki Minaj


M: Dojo Cat


K: This thing

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No! That's striking. Pretty girls, both.

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Omg that's uncanny!

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F: Margot Robbie

M: Ana de Armas

K: James Corden

I live. I die. I live again.

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Solid choices, but can I ask why James Corden?

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I hate his talk show, dude's unfunny, carpool karaoke is lame af, and the guy was in the Emoji Movie.

I live. I die. I live again.

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LOL figures

I’m noticing a theme with all your male crushes

I mean COME ON. So obvious

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He has a certain Rocketmanesque quality

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It's obvious, indeed. They're all adorable.

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They look like the type that would sit in the corner,while you have sex with women.

Melting down over top boy

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It's quite possible that she could find you physically attractive.

I'm thinking though that the rest of the package, such as your disgusting personality, your stalkerish behavior and downright weirdness turns her and others off.

This is probably why you'll remain single for the rest of your life.

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He really thinks he looks even remotely like George MacKay.

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Eh, whatever. I’m better looking. It’s a wash. You always pick male crushes that resemble me, including this geek. Who you gonna pick next, Joshua Jackson, Hayden Christensen, Peeta from Hunger Games? I’m your type. There’s no denying it. Piss off. Go back to your cage at Exile.

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Boy, if you don't get your derma-rolled mega-ego out of my thread…

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My “bangs” are typically interchangeable with my “marrys.” I don’t distinguish between the two. Unless it’s a hate-fuck or something.


Bang: Lauren Mayberry



Marry: Emmy Rossum



Kill: Phil Robertson

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Several actresses that I wouldn't mind fucking, but I'd be damned if I married any of them.

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I forgot about Cara! She's definitely hot.

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I was going to pick Cara.

And they eyebrow girl from the Justice League.

Edit: never mind, they are the same person. I was gonna pick her.

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She even manages to pull off the shaved look, which is nigh impossible.



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Yes. Sinead O‘Conner did it too. It means they have great facial symmetry.

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Trisha's fuckin beautiful, man. I think I'll swap out Ana de Armas with her for my marry selection.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Nah, man, she's beautiful.

All of her rolls just offer more places to stick my dick.

Personality ain't nothing back handing a bitch can't fix.

I'll just wear headphone when I talk to her.

Who isn't full of vices?

I'll make sure to always wear protection.

I live. I die. I live again.

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She looks like a crackhead without all that makeup.

Since when could crackhead afford make-up?

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I haven't seen Trisha eat in a long time…I see she's moved up from 7-Eleven…lol




Are you okay?

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I've never played the game this way. I thought the rules were that you (for example) offer up 3 names and someone else replies which they would fuck, marry or kill.

Nice to see Jessica Harper in your list!

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Pick your 3, fag.

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Edit: ok…

F: Jake Gyllenhaal




M: Michael Fassbender




K: Eddie Redmayne

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That's rude and I am not playing this game.

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What?

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That's rude and I am not playing this game.

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What's rude, Miss Priss?

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Is that you, Jacky?

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Tis.

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What's so confusing about my posts especially if you have multiple college degrees?

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Whoa, there. I had one specialty. Your comment is ridiculous because 1) nobody was rude to you and 2) nobody made your dumb ass play.

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Jacky, I'm busy. Blocked

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You're an oddball, whomever you are.

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That's just Donna. She'll be right as rain soon enough. Everyone has their bad days.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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Bang

Marry

Kill


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Bang - Scarlett
Marry - Jennifer Aniston
Kill - all the Kardashians.

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