The Watercooler : Ever have a dream where you cut your beard on accident

Ever have a dream where you cut your beard on accident

What does this signify?

Maybe it is time to shave.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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Yes. I woke up crying like a baby

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I shave mine off completely every few months.

At first I was scared. Hell I was petrified.
Thinking I could never get by without you by my side

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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But then I spent so many nights thinking how you grew on me strong
And you grew long
And you broke out into song
And so you're back
On my face
I just looked in the mirror to find you looking groovy on my face

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laugh.gif vocaroo this

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Crypto ruined it for everyone by making fun of my one and only vocaroo. Apparently, "twang" was too much for his tender ears.

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Lol did he really? Maybe I missed it.

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It was awhile back, probably last year.

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How rude!

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Remember when I shared my picture here and people made fun of me? sad5.gif

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The mask pic?

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That's my real face! Remember when you doxxed my name on accident? Pierce laugh.gif

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Omg, I'm sorry about your face! 😂 Pierce is a hell of a name so I'm not sorry about that one.

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Every night. I dream I'm plucking it too

☺️

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How perverse.

Madonna would never do that.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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Why do Americans say "on accident" instead of the proper way?

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This is the proper way, baby.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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It really isn't. "By accident" is the correct way.

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Not today baby.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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And it isn't the first thing you all get wrong. 😅 I was just wondering why but I see now why. Carry on!

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Language evolves, baby.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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That's not an evolution. That's simple perpetuation of a mistake. 😁

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Fugazi says it’s evolution and fugazi speaks for all women.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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No thank you.

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You love my deviations deep in you language, eh baby. I’m gonna make you evolve so hard.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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That's not evolution though. It's quite literally a mistake that many perpetuate because they don't know what the proper expression is.

The same rule of language applies to "design". You do things by design, not on design. You lie about someone, not on someone (the latter means you're using someone as a bed, literally lying on).

Always found it charmingly retarded.

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Loki, please.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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Ok. 😘

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Kill him.

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Maybe later. Got to put my 👩‍🎓 hat on now.

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Loki said... Maybe later. Got to put my 👩‍🎓 hat on now.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿?

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🇯🅾️ɢ 🔛 said... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿?
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What dis code be?

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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138 said... What dis code be?
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None of your business. It's a secret.

My password is password

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/. said... None of your business. It's a secret.
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I'm very intuitive. I'll figure it out.

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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🇯🅾️ɢ 🔛 said... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿?
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Loki said... yes.gif
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ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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Loki said... Maybe later. Got to put my 👩‍🎓 hat on now.
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You're going to school in Wales?

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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138 said... You're going to school in Wales?
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Lol not even close. 🤣

My password is password

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👆

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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Language as it exists today wouldn't exist without deviations.

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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Language evolves. As long as you convey what you're trying to convey, you're correct. The rest is just snobbery.

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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Kill her.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden

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I don't think that phrase is commonly used in the US. Maybe it's used more in certain regions(?) I say "by accident" and I don't remember ever hearing anyone I know say "on accident."

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No, but I have dreams where I **** up my hair in some way.

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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do u ever have those dreams where ur running late for work and your car won’t start and then u wake up like *phew* 😅😮‍💨 i ain’t got none of that shid

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Lmao

My password is password

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No, but I have ones like that for school.

ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

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How does one cut his beard by accident?

Alba gu bràth

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On accident.

“Anyway” - Joe Biden
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