Elvis Presley : Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

This is surprising for a 1950s song, but the proof is in the lyrics:

Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Homosexual male prisoners dancing with other homosexual male prisoners.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone

Obvious euphemism for the act of homosexual fellatio.

The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang

A reference to homosexual boy love.

Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"

It is unlikely that men and women are both in the same jailhouse, so a man is saying that to another man. He told the man he is cute and is attempting to romance him.

Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"

Wood. Homosexual mutual masturbation.

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin' now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix, Nix
I want to stick around a while and get my kicks"

Shifty Henry, perhaps the only heterosexual character in the entire song, wants to escape while everyone else is involved in a homosexual orgy. Bugs would rather stay and continue "getting his kicks" with other men in the jailhouse.

Verdict: Jailhouse Rock is a song celebrating the lives and loves of incarcerated homosexuals.

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

it might've taken place in a female jail.

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Sexy. I love lesbians.

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Why? Most lesbos are hefty munters and they’re obnoxious as hell usually.

Harry Starlord: “Lord Orson, you are stupid loser who's 50 years old with the brain of a stupid 2 year monkey.”

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True, I just like to look at them online.

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Hoe Hoe Hoe,Yo Momma

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Few people realize that this is actually side B of the record.

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Lol

Hoe Hoe Hoe,Yo Momma

Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Shifty Henry and Bugs were obviously fucking.

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Thanks.

*deletes song from library*

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Re: Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock" is overtly homosexual

Prison is overtly homosexual.

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