The Soapbox : Does this place make you thirsty?

Does this place make you thirsty?

Why do you come back? What is it? The drama? The fights? The cybering? The movies? The gay posts?

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The free beer and the weekend women's topless mud wrestling.

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The beer is always a plus Nimda has a great vending machine

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I’m laying in bed, drinking coffee and listening to this stupid YouTube video


I’m coming here because my attention span has been corrupted by the internet. Essentially, Nimda has ruined my brain.

Cheerio.

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Lmao. Quite the Memorial Day morning!

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Fireworks are erupting in the background as braless women March on the streets below. I step onto a balcony, wave as they cheer, and proceed to urinate on them.

The invasion of Canada shall commence soon. The rain that had ruined this weekend is blamed on them and their leader, Corwin the Godless.

Cheerio.

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You look like a dwarf. Like some mentally retarded 4th grade student who can’t figure out how to pass an algebra test. You don’t get women. You pay for them. I know your type. You’re a fucking faggot. The world would be better if you took one of your guns and put it in your mouth.

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okay. But you haven’t seen me, lil itty. So your insults just aren’t effective.

Cheerio.

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That wasn't me.

If it were me, I'd talk about biting your nose while attempting to enucleate your eyeball at the same time.

And for kicks, I'd see if I could rip your ear off with my hand using brute strength. For fun. For science purposes. To see if I could do it.

If I couldn't, I'd bite your ear off like Mike Tyson. I'd take that shit off either way.


You talked about me on the internet obsessively for two fucking years, Vlad. I'm giving you a chance to do something in real life. You can take a swing at me. Mano a mano. Hand to hand. You should accept my challenge.

Why the fuck would you talk shit about someone on the internet for two years and then go quiet when they agree to meet you?

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Oh, of course.

I don’t think I talked about you for 2 years. You’re probably confused again.

Cheerio.

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No, stupid. You did.

I didn't post on this website from early August 2020 to early March 2021. Seven full months.

You were a weird freak talking about me incessantly while I was gone.

Meet me. I'm giving you a chance to do something. You spent two years talking about me. You obviously have some sort of problem with me.

"ITTY mommy and daddy love you. Now go suck a dick."

Didn't you say that while I was gone from this website for like a month? You were on here talking about my mom and dad after I had been for a month.

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I don’t think any of this happened because mommy and daddy do not love you. This is how I know you’re lying.

Honestly itty, there just isn’t enough subject matter about you to discuss for a month let alone 2 years.

Cheerio.

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If I ever find out who you are, I'll murder you and spend the time in prison.

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K, cool

Cheerio.

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Why did you spend two years talking about me on the internet if you're not willing to do anything in real life.

You're a coward. I wish cancer and death in your family.

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That’s very hurtful, lil itty. Glad to know I bring out the Kirk in you.

Cheerio.

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Fucking kill him!

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This fucking faggot talked about me incessantly for two years on this website.

Now he's acting like it was no big deal.

I'm giving him a chance to do something in real life. I'll stand in front of him with no weapons. Mano a mano. Hand to hand. He can fight me. He won't agree to it.

It was always, Vlad. I didn't post on this website for seven months. When I was gone, I'd see weird freaks like Vlad, nimda, HeCant, hungryforever, or that Irish retard talk about me multiple times per day.

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Meet me at Hell’s Kitchen next weekend, 12am.

Steve lake will record the event on Facebook live. I’ll eviscerate you and then I’ll destroy the Biden supporter and his wife.

Cheerio.

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I was gone from this website for seven months. When I was gone, I'd see weird freaks like Vlad, nimda, HeCant, hungryforever, or that Irish retard talk about me multiple times per day.

So you never really left then

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When I was gone, I'd see weird freaks like Vlad, nimda, HeCant, hungryforever, or that Irish retard talk about me multiple times per day.
So in other words you weren’t gone at all, you just chose to hide and lurk ?

Nimda has often mentioned how you’re on here every waking moment and how you pm him crying every day.

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Dildo Daggins said...
When I was gone, I'd see weird freaks like Vlad, nimda, HeCant, hungryforever, or that Irish retard talk about me multiple times per day.
So in other words you weren’t gone at all, you just chose to hide and lurk ?

Nimda has often mentioned how you’re on here every waking moment and how you pm him crying every day.
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I edited the comment to say "I didn't post."

It's not accurate to say I was gone. Because I would come click on the website every now and then. And I'd see Vlad…. talking about me.

I don't understand how a man can talk shit about another man for years on the internet, and when that guy is like, "Okay, fight me," the other guy goes quiet. It's cowardly shit.


Nimda has often mentioned how you’re on here every waking moment and how you pm him crying every day.

Nimda projects his own shortcomings onto other people. He claims I lurk here all the time.

Look at his post history. He's on this website posting at 3-6 am on weeknights all the time. That's solely when his nimda account posts. He's the one with no life.

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Beef Stroganoff said... I edited the comment to say "I didn't post."

It's not accurate to say I was gone. Because I would come click on the website every now and then. And I'd see Vlad…. talking about me.

I don't understand how a man can talk shit about another man for years on the internet, and when that guy is like, "Okay, fight me," the other guy goes quiet. It's cowardly shit.


Nimda has often mentioned how you’re on here every waking moment and how you pm him crying every day.

Nimda projects his own shortcomings onto other people. He claims I lurk here all the time.

Look at his post history. He's on this website posting at 3-6 am on weeknights all the time. That's solely when his nimda account posts. He's the one with no life.
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Isn’t it like 9AM on a weekday and you’re sitting there loaded talking about how much you want to nibble on Vlad’s ears?

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Dildo Daggins said... Isn’t it like 9AM on a weekday and you’re sitting there loaded talking about how much you want to nibble on Vlad’s ears?
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nibble on Vlad’s ears?

I want to see if I can rip one of Vlad's ears off using my hand and brute strength.

It would be a fun, science experiment.

And if it doesn't work…. I could bite his ear off Mike Tyson style. Tyson took chunks out. Chomp chomp.

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Beef Stroganoff said...
nibble on Vlad’s ears?

I want to see if I can rip one of Vlad's ears off using my hand and brute strength.

It would be a fun, science experiment.

And if it doesn't work…. I could bite his ear off Mike Tyson style. Tyson took chunks out. Chomp chomp.
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Brute strength? Shooter would probably out bench you…and he just lifts the bar.

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Beef Stroganoff said... I edited the comment to say "I didn't post."

It's not accurate to say I was gone. Because I would come click on the website every now and then. And I'd see Vlad…. talking about me.

I don't understand how a man can talk shit about another man for years on the internet, and when that guy is like, "Okay, fight me," the other guy goes quiet. It's cowardly shit.


Nimda has often mentioned how you’re on here every waking moment and how you pm him crying every day.

Nimda projects his own shortcomings onto other people. He claims I lurk here all the time.

Look at his post history. He's on this website posting at 3-6 am on weeknights all the time. That's solely when his nimda account posts. He's the one with no life.
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YOU claim you lurk here all the time:

I was gone from this website for seven months. When I was gone, I'd see weird freaks like Vlad, nimda, HeCant, hungryforever, or that Irish retard talk about me multiple times per day.

All day, every day

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I’ll skin you alive, too, and attach little wires to your limbs making you into a marionette. I’ll then auction you off on eBay.

Cheerio.

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Guess who the hottest guy here is? Vlad. Itty bitty teeny itty wishes to see his dick. He cybered me last night. This is Gabrielle. You stupid obsessed fat slob of wasted oxygen.

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I’ll shoot you in the face with an arrow while making love to you in the jungle. Like pierce brosnan and Xenia onatopp in goldeneye.

Cheerio.

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Was that supposed to be funny or creative?
Because it was neither one.

It was just lame and stupid.

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Joe Biden is a terrible President. You’re an imbecile for supporting him.

Cheerio.

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Also I’d expect you’re very, very, very ugly and fat. That’s probably your main motivation here.

Sexless, brainless (Biden supporter, remember), and unattractive, you’re upset with your lot in life. Heroically you step into the stage to take me down.

Except I am smarter, stronger, and meaner than you. I’ll rip out your soul and make you commit seppuku.

Cheerio.

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A little advice pal.

You really, really, really, really should work on your wit.
That is, if you care to.
Otherwise if you don't mind looking like a nimrod then carry on with being one.

I do pick up on your sarcasm so I will give you that but otherwise what you write could be better.

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Why don’t you show us all how, subhuman little pig.

Cheerio.

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5 minutes? Rookie response time. Weak. I’m going for a run.

Cheerio.

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Why bother?
If you are serious then you are going to be biased and judge with disagreement no matter what I come up with.
Besides, it is up to you to figure out how to be more witty in your writing.
Do your own homework.

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Looks like your cleverness begins and ends with you username, which you no doubt lifted off of someone else.

Cheerio.

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You are right.
I took it off a dead guy that I killed with his own dick after I sliced it off using your mother's teeth and stuffed it down his open throat while singing sea shanties in his face.

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No, this place doesn't make me Thirsty…it makes me geewizzz :p

Are you okay?

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A euphemism for vowel movement. I meant bowel movement. My phone autocorrect is irrationally aggressive.

Cheerio.

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😛😝💦

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You’ll die, too.

Cheerio.

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What do these emojis mean

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Fuck u

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Show me your tits mayne

Melting down over top boy

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Why?
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