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DIE!!!

Are there any threads you're sick of seeing on the board day after day, and you wish the threads would just die?

Not that I'd ever think something like that, but have you?

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Any thread about Mort Sahl.

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^This

R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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I saw a reply and assumed it would be someone saying, "Any threads you create." Now that I've said it, nobody else can say it, because it will have no impact.

I know some have mentioned being sick of that joke thread that has thousands of replies.

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If you block MovieMan that thread magically disappears along with the rest of his crap, it's a win/win situation

My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.

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What do YOU YOURSELF think of STAR WARS porn parodies?

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@nimda: Mod this woman!

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most of them.

and i do think about it and how to make this and its experience better

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You're sick of most of the threads you see here?

How would you improve the board experience?

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sick? yes. but the reality is that we all live very narrowly defined lives so it is to be expected that the same stuff gets regurgitated.

improve? i guess that would involve a scorched earth rearranging and rebirthing. 0% chance of that so best plan is to enjoy what it is. it's free so that's a major plus.

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In other words, you're glad it's free, but you'd be willing to pay for the Filmboards experience?

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How would you improve the board experience?
Banning Monicah would be a start.

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Short guys who feel the need to ask if any of the other Short guys actually measure their penis!

WTF???? Who are these ding dongs? No wonder they hang out here!
If they feel the need to do any measuring, they obviously do not HANG!!!

Pee Wee Measures Himself!



You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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I think it's a requirement on Tinder, like, "30/M/7 inches."

Your post reminded me of some other threads people are sick of - that poster with his, "How DARE this actress age in the last 20 years? Why didn't she murder herself when she hit 38?" threads.

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L L

Oh yes! That idiot.. LukeBarret… Or some such?
If he isn't assuming that his opinions are the only ones that matter, or that you need to die at age twenty, he goes into juvenile orgasms over the actresses he can only have wet dreams about.

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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And then if he doesn't like your reply, he just says, "fuck you."

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Which leads us to another one who uses that when he can't think of anything else to say…
Croft! The Romanian sniffer of Ass Kissers!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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So he sniffs the asses of the ass kissers here?

Gone

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Yeah, he called me an ass kisser last week, when all I did was say that he posted a topic I had posted hours earlier. No asses were kissed - not even a peck.

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sad… I remember that.
The only ass is him… No kisses!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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I heroically used one of his own lines against him: "Sod off, cowpoke 🙄"

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Any threads you create.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Likewise! That's why I don't reply in your threads. If you want a thread to die, you don't reply in it to help keep it active.

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I was just kidding tho.

I live. I die. I live again.

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I know, you were referencing my previous post. I was going along with your joke. Now you've ruined it! I'm not replying in your threads anymore!

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I live. I die. I live again.

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[kenny loggins suicide gif]

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If I say Christina and her race threads I run the risk of being ostracized forever.

So, Christina and her race threads.

My heart bleeds for him, as a child. Someone took a kid and manufactured a monster. At the same time, as an adult, he's irredeemable.

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lol, I don't think you'll be ostracized. I'm not sure if people should keep replying in those rape comparison threads.

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You are not alone.
I feel guilty for even bumping them by answering her. We should all just ignore her.
After all this time, she still makes those same theads.
It's a pity that the people in her own life can't give her the attention and assurance she seeks. It's a bigger pity that she seeks it online.
Maybe we are the only people in her life?
That is one depressing thought!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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The thing is, if people don't reply, then she starts thinking people are ignoring her because she's half Asian. (I'm not making fun. She has started threads like that before.)

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I know…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Agreed.

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I’m surprised she’s still going strong. Been at least a decade.

It smells like fingering in here..

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The 'hey I am not a neo-Nazi, but here's a cool and thought-provoking white nationalist article' posts.

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I'm not sure if they actually deny being neo-Nazis. I think they just post it proudly.

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Maybe. Could be. I think that there are also subtle gradations of white nationalism to which I am oblivious (gracias a Dios).

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Those retarded Branco far right-wing political cartoons, which are not funny and rarely bear any relation to reality. Those are posted daily.

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Stfu you gang stalker. I hope all of them burn.

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Why don't they run them over by cars

Jk, that thread was gold

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Remember all the threads speculating who would play Negan?

Henry Rollins as Negan?
Jason Momoa as Negan?
Jimmie 'JJ' Walker as Negan?
Lucille as Negan?

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yes!! Oh i miss the on topic people. Never thought that would happen

Lucille as Negan?

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Some of it was us trolling, because there were so many of those threads from the "non-trolls." I think I started a "Lucille as Negan?" and a "Lucille Ball as Negan" thread. I also started one called, "YOU as Negan?"

I got so sick of the threads after those pigs were killed in an episode. I started a thread saying that if even one more thread about the pigs was created, it would cause a time paradox, causing the space-time continuum to unravel and the universe to be destroyed.

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Lol i remember making that!

Someone here had recently asked why there wasn't on topic discussion and i asked of they knew who would play Negan lol

Oh my lanta!! I forgot about the friggin pig discussions! You know what, on second thought, i don't miss the on topicers lol

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lol. Remember the homophobic threads after the "gay kiss" on the show? Pete said he had planned on doing some homophobic trolling, but there were so many real homophobic posts that he ended up arguing with the homophobes.
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