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Cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position

being on top is one of my 2 preferred positions bc it makes me feel confident and in charge and it's the only way i can cum for sure. the dudes usually do too lol i have pretty weak thighs and legs tho, so i can't ride him for too long bc it's really exhausting and my back starts hurting after a while, so i need to switch around every now and then but usually always end up back on top lol

so, when i was 19, i was seeing this kinda weird dude, and he wanted to bang but he was also terrified of the possibility of his penis breaking during sex, so every time we would try he would get scared and we would have to stop. i think after four tries he penetrated me 1 time and then immediately said "hey i need to go talk to my roommate" and rushed out of his fucking room! like wtf?

anyway, that was our first time. lmao, but we got a hang of it eventually and weeks later, this one time when i was riding my guy's hardness like mad, doing this all the way out and back in thing and stuff, i actually fucking popped his dick. LOL he freaked immediately and yelled at me, obviously in panic. i didn't really realise what just happened and neither did he. he was just groaning in pain and i was like "oh god i'm so sorry". he said "i think u broke my dick!" (LOL) and i kept apologising and i would just turn over the other way and start quietly chuckling lmfao. after we both calmed ourselves down, we iced his dick a little and he ended up being fine. but like, we actually heard an audible crack that was very quiet but still audible. i think it has to do with the fluid being hard inside the hard-on or sth or other.

there's actually a study that shows that the cowgirl position really is the most dangerous sex position (u can google it if u're interested), so yes, i'm very careful now and it hasn't happened ever since. i'm glad.

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inb4 i forgot to post this on the Sex and Dating board, sorry.

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Please don't laugh about breaking a dude's dick

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i'm sorry i love dick!

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Yes you do, you big cock slut!

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u know it, babe.

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Back in the 1970s, the rock band Three Dog Night enjoyed several years of commercial success with a string of mainstream hits like "Mama Told Me Not To Come" and "Never Been To Spain." Their chart-topping run was underscored by the usual array of rock and roll vices and issues, such as excessive womanizing, drug use, and financial snafus. But of all the problems which beset the band during their halcyon days, they are most famous for what happened to lead singer Chuck Negron's penis. Negron was apparently so prolific when it came to bedding groupies that his second most important organ became swollen and chafed, necessitating a visit to the doctor. After examining Negron's penis, the doctor told him that he would have to lay off sex for a while or there could be dire consequences.

Unfortunately, being the rock and roll animal that he was, Negron refused to listen to the doctor's warning and continued his lothario ways, until, finally, whilst in the throes of lovemaking with an unnamed Miss America contestant, Negron heard a sudden "whooshing" sound as his overused joystick split down the middle ("like a hot dog", according to Negron). That was bad enough, but during the subsequent visit to the emergency room, Negron had to endure the titters and giggles of the hospital staff as they stitched up the maligned member. Now clean and sober for 17 years, having lost every penny he made with Three Dog Night to a drug habit even bigger than his sexual appetite, Negron says that he looks back on the experience with "some amusement."

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OH FUCK, IT SPLIT IN HALF? 😱 lol @ everyone laughing tho 😂

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Let me weigh in here. I'm a scientist. A scientist of dicks. Dicks don't split. If they did, they'd be vaginas. This flat broke drug addicts dick never split, it never made a "whooshing" noise, and he never had sex with an "unnamed Miss America" contestant. What a lying piece of shit!

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At the height of his career, former Three Dog Night frontman Chuck Negron battled drug addiction. Now, 17 years sober, the singer released a book describing his two-thousand dollars a day drug habit and what he went through battling it. The memoir is called Three Dog Nightmare and includes some very personal stories, like the time the rocker's penis exploded as he had sex with a beauty queen.

"I saw, I dunno, I think it was Miss Oklahoma and we ended up spending the night together and in the middle of the sex, it was like a hot dog splitting and you know, I found myself in the emergency room with my penis in my hand waiting to be stitched up."

The injury was caused by his drug use and excessive sex, and so Negron put the story in his book so others might learn from his mistakes.

"I want to let people know that this is the kind of stuff that happens. If you're not drunk and out of your mind where you can't feel that what is happening to your penis is actually very painful, you know, after the point that you make it look like you put it in the microwave and it split in half."

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This guy really wants everyone to know he has a mangled hot dog dick.

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Now you believe his story? Do you think his stitches could rip open?

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No, I don't believe his story. Dicks can take a lot of abuse. Trust me. Dick scientist here. Either this Miss Oklahoma stores razor blades in her vagina or Chuck Negron is full of shit.

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Maybe he was just having a bad drug trip.

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i'm not convinced. i believe the original story tho. it's hilarious.

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yeah it wasn't permanent damage. but it traumatised him i think and we ended it some time after that but the reasons why escape me now lol weirdo

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That sounds so painful!! Glad he was all right in the end. Youch.

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yeah lol. a friend told me after he had his penis broken, it never was the same again. he had one bruise for years, and a slightly crooked boner ever since so be careful!

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okay Sophie.

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i'm sorry, i know u don't like those kind of posts… i'm sorry!! pls ignore it.

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Don't be sorry. It's fine as long as you're not making fun of me.

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noooooo! :)

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I really don't know what to say about your topic either. I feel like if I had ignored it like I originally planned to do, you would have gotten offended.

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not at all. i can't force u or anyone to read my stuff. and don't even want to. i'm just providing the content and u decide to read or not. no problem.

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Okay

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Damn. Imaging riding wild enough to break a dude’s dick. I think Abella Anderson did that once.

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i'm dangerous

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Hey friend. You wanna have fun playing a prank on one of the moderators of filmboards? Just prank on filmboards, never in real life okay?

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hey! hahaha well what have u got in mind? and who is ur target? but maybe we should take it to PM..

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Who thinks Sophie should be turned into a handheld video game?

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i can be many things

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Yeah, that sounds kind of dangerous. Though not nearly as dangerous as the inebriated fellow, that tried climbing a spiked fence at a nudist colony, and unwittingly forfeited the family jewels. I cannot recommend it :D

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oh lol looks painful. ouch

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i'm very careful now and it hasn't happened ever since.



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A broken penis is a terrible injury. Not amusing at all and you’re a racist, OP. blm

Cheerio.

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suck my penis. nm

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This was an uncomfortable read.

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i'm sorry.

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It's my fault for clicking on it with such an obvious post title.

This is in my Top 3 fears, right next to spiders and living past 35.

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yeah obviously u are not the only one. well, if u want to play it safe, just don't let her get into a position where she would have total control over ur dick, like the cowgirl position. tell her whats up, why u can't. or don't. but, frankly, if u force urself into a position u feel uncomfortable to be in but don't say anything, u automatically gonna lose in bed for her. we notice and i swear, so many dudes really fucking suck at being bottom. bc they just can't let go of having control over the situation and then try to play it cool. we notice tho that there's sth wrong with u, for sure. and then it anly gets more and more awkward if u can't communicate whats wrong right now. if u feel more comfortable in being the dominant part throughout, then let her know. most women are really fine with that.

so, pls, for the love of great fucking, let us knoooooow about this. i can't stress this enough. 😂 or risk ending up being a not so great lay and kind of a loser in our estimation in the end bc u didn't speak up. communication is pretty damn important if u wanna have great sex. and great sex is only great when both find it great. always memba that!

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I know how to handle sexual discourse. Paragraphs unnecessary.

6/10.

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unnecessary? pfffft i love hearing myself talk, havent u noticed? and this is free advice for everyone who reads it bc obviously dudes who can't speak up during sex are still a common problem and a huge waste of everybody's time, for real bruh.

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The narcissism is quite clear, yes.

Anyway, I'm off to have a sad wank thinking about how it's been too long since a woman sucked me off.

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thanks for the update on ur every day life. have fun! no sarcasm.



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slut.

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Stfu.. 🙄

"You're a disease, and I'm the cure!" - Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

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ikr some people are just really prudish

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