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Apparently gay men have sex in the missionary position

TheBookMark showed me how he fucks. All I asked was who was fucking who? I didn't ask for a video clip.

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Don't make me come over to your house and beat the shit out of you with wobbling five feet dildo with a hilt! But no! I'm saving that for J-Curl!

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Your little scrawny ass pretending to be a bear. Pffft gimme a break.

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Well, why don't we have a bear wrestling match and see if one of us can emerge a victor?

Or are you too much of a hoe ass bat shit crazy bitch to do it?

Come on. I'll be waiting.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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A man having a physical fight with a woman. If that's not the smoking gun indicating you're an abusive asshole.

I'm not ho either. You just wanna ignore that men drug women into having sex with them!!

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Gender doesn't matter if we both have large, hairy body. IT's just a matter who is heavier.

You just wanna ignore that men drug women into having sex with them!!

And what about the men who got drugged by women? Suppose I ignore them, too?

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Awww you've calmed down a lot. You used to be such a fucking asshole last week in fact. LoL


But nah. I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. I'm not even a hairy girl.

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Well…….

*flashbacks to a punching bag with picture of Donna's avatar and her username*

Uh….you can say that.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Ewww J-hurl.

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It's okay but it's too cumbersome. I usually tell him to lie face down. Or slump over a table.

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How about when in a dirty washroom?

Melting down over top boy

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diaper change table

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R. I. P. FFS (1975-2021)
Murdered by a Teutonic catfish

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That's what I like about homosexuality. It's sex without romance. The romance is separate.

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Sex without romance is dead.

Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.

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I can see you fucking someone with the bored expression. But not all gay sex lack passion or intimate.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Dude, there can be passion without romance. My point is I don't have to give a guy flowers. But I might stick a daffodil in his asshole when I'm done.

My boyfriend and I have plenty of romance. But that doesn't mean I can't fuck some dude in the bushes and get passionate about it.

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Wow. Not even one single rose, Gameboy? That's fucked up. But you'd fuck a guy behind a rose bush though wouldn't you.

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True, but unfortunately, people can be confused with the difference between love and lust. It's usually important to understand some things.

But I might stick a daffodil in his asshole when I'm done.

I'd pay to see that. lol

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I really think women have trouble separating romance from sex.

With men, sex is completely separate and can have nothing to do with love and still be great.

Okay, like Donna said. A rose would be better than a daffodil.

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LoL! I got the joke and Mark's joke too. I'm just saying. A rose is worth more than a daffodil and normally flowers mainly roses, display of love and affection.

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You're right. A rose is for love. The daffodil was a joke about gay guys. Lol.

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What’s better then roses on my piano ? Tulips on my Organ.

Melting down over top boy

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No, that's not true. I truly love my man. I want to be him with him forever. I don't want to lose him merely because I might see another guy with a great ass.

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No, that's not true. I truly love my man. I want to be him with him forever. I don't want to lose him merely because I might see another guy with a great ass.

What I've done in your predicament is not sacrifice the one I adore for instant gratifying one night sex with someone else. You never know if your main will find out.

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Meh, he's found out before. There's a lot of drama and then I fuck him in the ass.

Nah, but really I don't wanna hurt him. I just don't believe in gay monogamy. But he does. And that's fine. If I ever catch him with another guy I'll kill both of them. Not really. But I'll be major pissed.

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LoL you're funny

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Wait a second…you're gay???

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I'm wondering the same thing. Imagine her having lesbian love for you and every other female posters on FB.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I think she's talking to me.

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I will never use the dark theme again. It was kind of hard to see who she's talking to, even with brightness all the way to max because I like the castle under the dark moon in the background. Sorry about that.

I'm blaming Nimda instead.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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lol I will never insult your art. *deletes Firework theme and walks away, whistling innocently, acting like nothing happened*

On a serious note, I'm hoping for sexy men theme with eggplants plastered in background.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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It's okay but it's too cumbersome.
uh huh agreed. it looks like he's doing a lot of work. it's the same with heterosex.

I usually tell him to lie face down. Or slump over a table.

😁

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👀

well i’m sold

does it have a secondary Slap Chop function ?

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Lmfao

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No, I just mean depending on your height especially, for guys, anal is easier from the back.

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lol What if I flip over, push you down to the floor and give you a crazy ride? I think of it as taming a wild horse.

Edit: I nearly forgot you have a BF. You meant him. Never mind.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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When you put it like that, big boy …

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So the statistic is that gay men/lesbians have better sex than hetero sex. Interesting.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I prefer it. It’s more intimate. But sex usually involves multiple positions so that would only be part of it. Like, first you have to blow each other and 69 for a bit, then I like to push him down and get on top to tease him and let him rub against my hole for a while before he puts it in. Then he can flip me over on my back to penetrate me while we play with each other’s nipples. So there’s your missionary but only until his leg cramps up. Then it’s doggystyle for awhile, then I ride him again, then he stands at the edge of the bed holding my ankles up where he really goes to town until we cum. So really it’s only a small portion of sexy time but it’s nice.
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