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A Tupperware container exploded in my face this morning

I was getting ready to go in office and the thing blew up, leaving my hands a bloody mess.

Thanks, Nimda.

Cheerio.

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Why are you so jealous of Patrick?

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There's no evidence of that

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Ewww go back to the sewer! Fucking gross creature!

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Ewww go back to the sewer you teenage mutant ninja pedo!

Cheerio.

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Excuse me.

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This comment kinda offended me Vlad 🙁

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:(

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😥


Lmaoo

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😭

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What was in it?

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Refrigerated but at the time, room temp air fried potatoes

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You take stinky leftover food to work for lunch? Ha. What a poor.

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Whatever, fatso.

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That's not me.



I'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you.

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#3rdWorldProblems

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You got it too excited. I think it really likes you.

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i always carry my tupperware ensconced potatoes in a lead lined carry case on wheels managed by my personal flunky. u can always replace a flunky but it's a problem replacing ur hands.

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your face is down at counter height?

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yes, he is 4'11"

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Wow. He grew 4 inches?

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I’m actually 7” tall, which is 3” taller than Orson. Pandora confirmed this.

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You’re used to explosions in your face, I imagine.

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😂😂

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Just like how Orson explodes on your face when you touch him.

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Kirk said:
Just like how Orson explodes on your face when you touch him.

What? You think they are both complete faggots?

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No occasionally bisexual

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Excuse me

Cheerio.

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😅😅

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How did it just blow up? Did u microwave it?

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Idk. I was just trying to put the lid on and it blew up.

I was in a rush, too. Maybe I did something to cause it. Probably it was Nimda.

Cheerio.

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I hope your hands are okay,I smell a lawsuit if not.

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Why do you think that happened?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Nimda is trying to kill me.

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He wouldn't 😳

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Are you cybering with Nettie?

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I don’t think so let me check.

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That sounds scary. You should go to the gym anyway.

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I did. The barbell exploded.

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Oh fuck my dick exploded.

Dendrolagus Uranus

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That's okay. You should conquer your fears and keep going to the gym.
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