30 Minutes or Less : You Know What Else Offends Me?

I'm still trying to decide which was more entertaining: The OP, or the rhetoric that followed attempting to make some sense of it.

Hands down-this is the best post I've read in a long, long time

lmao! thanks coolmanbren. finally another person who isnt taking this movie so seriously

Stop being a *beep* *beep*

awesome post dude, made me laugh, people should never take *beep* what happens in a film so seriously

Gonna set the world on fire and watch it burn in the flames

op youre a tw@t, your complete failure at irony highlights this fact.

You guys are dumb, if there really was a incident that was similar to the events of this film, then surely it would be respect to those involved and not make a comedy about it? yes bad things happen to people all the time but when we are talking about the very specific incidents as this, then its a total different story. Comparing such an event to a gold fish dying and finding nemo, just shows how completely dumb and immature the op is, and how any valid point they might think they have is rendered moot by such idiocity.

I hope this is fake, if you are traumatized from flushing a fish to the point of needing sleeping aids then maybe watching movies isn't for you. Reality is to much for you to handle so maybe fantasy is to just to much for you. Plus saying you wanted a comedy and got 83 mintues of laughter is kinda like saying you got what you wanted, isn't it? What else do you want to do at comedy? Scream at it?

You sir, are a moron. Read the rest of the thread and maybe just maybe you'll get that the OP was making a well thought out joke.

Grow up you *beep* pussy.

Wow Your life's like a disaster man.

By the way : I got my arms, my legs ripped off. I'm blind, deaf, I can't smell anything. The only contact I have with other people is when a nurse speaks to me in Morse code by tapping on my forehead What? Johnny Got His Gun? Sons of bitches!

"364 days till the next Pretzel day."
-Stanley

You sir, are a moron. Read the rest of the thread and maybe just maybe you'll get that the OP was making a well thought out joke.

First of all, I red the thread entirely.
Secondly, the next time he/she wants to be sarcastic, he/she should explain us beforehand, because apparently I'm not the only one who got confused!

"364 days till the next Pretzel day."
-Stanley

Yeah, that's what I'd say too if I just got PWNED!!

Pwned? Jeez, what are you, 9 years old? Anyway, if that makes you feel better, yes I got "pwned". I'll probably get over it.

"But you said I rocked your world. All subsequent worlds that I rocked were only so rocked because of the confidence I earned from said first world rocking!"

haha, the similarities are hilarious especially the old school one

Oh my god, Imdb threads and the people in them can sure be hilarious.. Sorry I don't mean you OP, though your post was quite funny but the people who thought you were serious stole the show..

How anyone can read the OPs first post and think to themselves 'this guy is serious or is a troll OMG OMG' is beyond me, well whatever, it makes good comedy.. Also makes me fear the future of mankind, but thats irrelevant.

I didn't know anything about the back story of the movie before I saw it and all I can say is that it was really lousy. I couldn't find myself even chuckling. Unfunny movie. Here's hope that 2012 is a better movie year than 2011.

I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.

You know, I feel your pain.
This movie offended me too.
My uncle five times removed got seriously burnt, when the flamethrower, he was building in his basement, exploded. He was trapped in the basement for a couple of hours after the explosion, so in order not to starve to death, he had to eat his right arm, since it was broiled anyway.
When I was watching the end of the movie, all that pain came rushing back. Oh, the memories of that tragedy!

This thread is a stellar example of the dumbing down of society. OP's post should have been the highlight, but was instead overshadowed by all the sh!t that came after. Or "idiocity", as someone defending OP said.

*beep* beautiful.


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umm yeah you just need to shut the hell up. So you have nothing better to do with you're life other than

trying to boycott movies that are offending you? You just look for any stupid excuse in a movie that

anyone may find offensive, how pathetic. You are just sadly sensitive to one too many things in you're life.

No one cares if a scene in a movie is similar to an event that has taken place in you're pathetic life. I think

you should just do yourself a HUGE favor and never watch a single flick for the rest of you're life. And the

most ridiculous one on you're list is Find Nemo. Like are you *beep* kidding? One of my personal

favorites from when I was a kid, and a cute little kids film. And somehow flushing fish down toilets gives

you nightmares? Did Toy Story give you nightmares when Buzzlightyear almost blew up on the rocket?

You say you're looking for ``large amounts of attention grabbing.`` No kidding, because that's all you're

looking for you cry baby. Suck it up, because movies are never meant to be taken seriously.

@alex-caruso1 You're an idiot. Why don't you re-read the OP, and read ALL of the other posts on here. He's obviously not serious, and for you to think he was and calling an idiot and to grow up is truly ironic seeing as how YOU are in fact the idiot that needs to grow up. Now get out. Get out I said. GET OUT!

Get out? Why don't you make me?

Really man finding Nemo, and 30 minutes or less offended you lol. Get a life dude stopping being such a little B*tch. I have a hard time believing the stories about your grandfather and getting your girl friend pregnant.

if you *beep* with me your suffering will be legendary even in hell.

You're an illiterate buffoon. You should start reading other posts before posting yourself, making yourself look like a retard.

Great post coolmanbren. Not only for giving me a decent giggle but for the hilarity that ensued. Christ, the level of stupidity here is almost depressing.

Chief offenders- Ro-bust, Promontorium, edju, alex-caruso1, dman2815 and my personal pick for the Golden Vacuum Award- Anfubvinch.

Thanks to all of you for doing absolutely nothing to change my completely cynical outlook on life.

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Juno: I recently got my girlfriend pregnant after the condom broke and now she's demanding money I don't have to support the kid. I can't work more than 60 hours a week or my doctor says I might collapse. I just Netflixed this Oscar-nominated comedy and was horrified that a movie would make light of teenage pregnancy; this is disgusting

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Ellen Page was in it though?

Ellen Page the perfect actress.
Eminem the perfect musician.