Malibu's Most Wanted : whats you favorite quote

mine is "They're making an Oreo sandwich. And he's the cream filling!"

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Regina Hall's character says something to this effect to B-Rad- "I gave you a snack, not the whole kitchen!"

I think that's soooo funny.

Uh I think you mean: "Are they making a sandwich? He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread."

at the end b-rad says, that lady got in a fight with the hair-dryer and the hairdrier won!!

"after all of our training and studying they still give us gangsta roles" *lol*

"This aint no picnic, bitch!"

run bitch run!! HE GON' KILL YOU!!!

&

"don't you know what shotgun means? you better hope i don't piss in yo trunk"

when the two black guys get their roles the one goes "Holler back player" to the one that works for Brads dad i thought that was hilarious

the raps that b-rad does are so funny..and when he finds out thet the kidnap is fake

haha, my favorite quote is:

"that's monster, she had a big chip on her shouldertill she ate it"

or something like that. hahaha.


The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead

"I got GameCast, yo, I can't afford it!"

"You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!"

Mine is "Traffic, traffic, looking for my chapstick, there's a ford maverick!"

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"You're a combination of Martha Stewart & Oprah. I'ma call you Moprah."

Puppies??

PITBULL puppies fool!

"Is that a freakin musket?"
"Yeah, it's a freakin musket!"

And that whole "Earth is my plonet" rap (yeah, spelled wrong on purpose).

"It's my slave name!"

"You feelin' froggy then leap!"

Oh, I should stopI'm laughing too hard. LOVE this movie.

Yeah the "Earth is my plonet"

another hilarious one was when the gangs were shooting and b-rad said,

"King Kong don't got nothin' on me!" or something like that.

and then the "Damn, I gave you a snack not the whole kitchen!"

This is one of my favourite movies in the world. hahah!

"after all of our training and studying they still give us gangsta roles" haha, yea this is one of my favorites.

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"I got GameCast, man, I can't afford it!"

But my favorites:

"Is that a freaking musket?"
"Yeah, it's a freaking musket!"

"Doesn't anybody know what a ******* driveway is?!"

omg - i was in tears over that one !!!

Here are My Favs! Yes the quote about the hairdryer was funny!

Chandra: damn!..I offered you a snack! Not the whole kitchen!

Tec: Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is!

B-rad: KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH!
[starts firing pistols wildly]
B-Rad- Damn these special effects is da bomb!

B-rad- shut up hoe
Chandra- hoe? who you calling a hoe?
B-rad- you hoe! the same hoe that gave me that weak-ass kiss 5 minutes ago.
Sean- Chandra!!
PJ- I told you she liked white boys!

B-Rad- Lets start droppin bodies, HE-YEAH YEAH

B-Rad- But i ams who I says I ams! Damn!

B-Rad-Im down wit the brizown

B-Rad- Gurrllll, you a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah, Im gon call you motrah!

B-Rad- when i say mali you say bu mali BOO

B-Rad- This isn't how they do it on American Idol!

Tec- yo that was ill! where did you learn that from?
B-rad- grand theft auto 3.
Tec- Word. Can I borrow that?
B-rad- you got a playstation 2?
Tec- Na man, I got gamecast.
B-rad- There's either a gamcube or a dreamcast
Tec- I told you i got gamecast. damn. i can't afford it.
B-Rad- My bad I was just trying to help you out!

B-Rad- i tested positivefor g-a-m-e!

PJ: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?
B-rad: BET.

I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, & guess what's inside it!

Yeah, that was my favorite too. That whole Korean grocer scene was hilarious.

My favorite since I first saw the movie, just before B-Rad took the stage at the rap competition: Shondra: "This gonna be like an episode of 'Oz'! Hilarious! I love this movie! Too funny for words!

"How are you feeling now, Malibu"
"Like I'm home"

"this is my cribit ain't much but it's all I got"
(shows a gigantic mansion)

or something like that haha

Jamie Bell, my British charmer
I believe in Harvey Dent

"THEY Pitbull puppies!"
"And they mean too!"

LOL. I LOVED I!!!!

"If you jacked the place then how come you got a receipt?"
"I stole that too."

Brad: Gladys, when they gonna leave our people alone?
Gladys: I don't know baby, I just don't know.

Shrink, Shrink
try to make me think
make me wanna go to the sink
and vomit
clean it up with Comet
.Earth is my plahnet!

"Ayo, I bet his weeny so small when go to take a leak I bet he piss on his balls!"

"Damn fool I said kiss, I offered you a snack not the whole kitchen."

"I'm scared of Koreans!"

"Traffic Traffic looking for my chap stick, feelin' kinda car sick there's a Ford Maverick."


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Probably my favorite part:

The rat comes in
Rat: PssstDown here dawg.

B-Rad: Stuart Little?

Rat: Negro, pleeeze. That little white rat ain't got nothin' on me yo, I'm Ronny rizat, represizzat.

B-Rad: Oh, hey Ronnie.

Just the way he responds and says "Oh, hey Ronnie" as if he's disappointed and just talking to another person is hilarious IMO.

And then.
B-Rad: Hold up! So you saying if I put my mind to it I can be whatever I want to be?

Rat: Damn straight.

B-Rad: That if I follow my dreams, I can achieve true happiness?

Rat: Word.

B-Rad: And if I work hard, I could be the biggest rapper there ever was?

Rat: Rapper?? Hell nah, you stink.

B-Rad: Dont be hatin.

Rat: I rather eat garbage than listen to your tired ass rhymes.

So good.


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"You have to find your core character Sean. You are an opressed black man from the ghetto"

"Man, I'm having trouble finding this one"

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KING KONG ANIT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!

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One classic line from this film


"This ain't no picnic bitch!"

LOL

"The freaking furniture just attacked!"-Piper Halliwell

Shondra: Are you all right?

BRad: You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned?

After B-Rad is rapping and says the N word.

Shondra: "This gonna be like an "Oz" episode!"

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

Pretty much the only time I laughed during this movie was actually one of its only saving graces. I loved the part when they're all in that kitchen and the one gangsta says "I wish I could talk to my pops like that I'ma call that *beep* right now"

"THIS AINT NO PICNIC, BITCH!!!"

hands down, the most hilarious line in the film. and their little exchange after the line ("when you said this aint no picnic bitch, i SCREAMED on the inside!") was the cherry on top of an already hilarious line.

second funniest is definitely this little dialogue:

"what you get haji?"
"oh not much, yo. just this."
"where did you get that?!"
"christmas present from uncle amet."

lmao, such a funny line.

"You're frickin' wack anddon't DIS me!"

No canned cheese or g-strings? How am I supposed to celebrate New Years?

"GIMME A RIDE OR I WILL DUST YOUR ASS!"

"throw in a 'bitch' at the end and I think you got it !"

Now click it!!

OHHH GOOOD FOR YOU!!

Why isn't anyone quoting the two actors much? To me, they were my favorite. My favorite was,"This aint no picnic, bitch!"

I got the gangster gear my dog.

OHHH GOOOD FOR YOU!!

I did !

"throw in a 'bitch' at the end and I think you got it !"