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Raven Simone

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kennerguy66
» 16 years ago(August 29, 2008 11:22 AM) Reply | permalink
Member since May 2006
So I know you are all mad at her for not being in this movie. Well I have the inside scoop on this, with me being her publicist.

It's time to settle this once and for all.

She is renowned for her smooth dancing and amazing acting talent, but unfortunately she weighs just under 1800 metric tons and her legs can't support her anymore.

She was all set to appear but didn't want to make the other girls feel any fatter. I mean look at those lard asses.

I hope this clears it up for you.

Norm MacDonald: The second rule of modeling, DON'T BE A MIDGET!

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Re: Raven Simone

by
kennerguy66
» 16 years ago(August 29, 2008 03:02 PM) Reply | permalink
Member since May 2006
Yeah Raven is. Glad of you to notice.

Norm MacDonald: The second rule of modeling, DON'T BE A MIDGET!

Re: Raven Simone

by
Yeamaybe
» 16 years ago(August 29, 2008 10:53 PM) Reply | permalink
Member since May 2006
LMFAOOOOOOO I KNEW IT

Re: Raven Simone

by
gleek101
» 16 years ago(September 10, 2008 06:34 AM) Reply | permalink
Member since July 2006
u cant even spell her name right

Re: Raven Simone

by
kennerguy66
» 16 years ago(September 13, 2008 11:01 PM) Reply | permalink
Member since May 2006
Like I care about her at all. She's a horrible/fat/ugly "actress". My mistake.

Norm MacDonald: The second rule of modeling, DON'T BE A MIDGET!
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