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Samantha: I've got a good mind to go home to mother!
Darrin: What for! You're mother's always here!
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
Darrin: What for! You're mother's always here!
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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Darrin (speaking of Endora): What can she do?
Samantha: The possibilities are endless.
Darrin: Well, I don't want to break up my ensemble.
Endora (trying to pick up a coffee pot after losing her powers): It's heavy!
Samantha: The possibilities are endless.
Darrin: Well, I don't want to break up my ensemble.
Endora (trying to pick up a coffee pot after losing her powers): It's heavy!
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The Tates and Stephens are toasting, to the new account, to wonderful friends:
Darrin: To ME!
Darrin: You've been asking for this for a long time, Endora. Yaga zuzzi, yaga zuzzie, yaga zuzzi, ZIM!
Samantha (confused): Mother, have you been asking for THAT?
Darrin: A little frankness can be a refreshing thing. But a lot of frankness is a gasser!
Darrin: To ME!
Darrin: You've been asking for this for a long time, Endora. Yaga zuzzi, yaga zuzzie, yaga zuzzi, ZIM!
Samantha (confused): Mother, have you been asking for THAT?
Darrin: A little frankness can be a refreshing thing. But a lot of frankness is a gasser!
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Darrin: You've been asking for this for a long time, Endora. Yaga zuzzi, yaga zuzzie, yaga zuzzi, ZIM!
Samantha (confused): Mother, have you been asking for THAT?
I love that one!
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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Man: "Sheila really is amazing. She even owns her own jet. Do you fly?"
Samantha: "Oh yes."
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
Samantha: "Oh yes."
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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BUXOM APPLICANT FOR MAID: I always seem to establish a better rapport with the men of the household. Isn't that funny?
SAMANTHA: Hysterical.
GLADYS: I think I'll take the Stephens some of my icebox cookies.
ABNER: Why? What did they ever do to you?
SAMANTHA: Hysterical.
GLADYS: I think I'll take the Stephens some of my icebox cookies.
ABNER: Why? What did they ever do to you?
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DARRIN (from "Allergic to Ancient Macedonian Birds"):
"Take her to a senior citizen's home. And when you're as senior a
citizen as she must be, they'll give her the best room in the house!"
"Take her to a senior citizen's home. And when you're as senior a
citizen as she must be, they'll give her the best room in the house!"
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These are great - keep 'em coming.
HORRIBLE episode, but I did like this line:
Samantha: Mr Mishimoto (I think that was the name), we weren't expecting you so soon.
Japanese client (played by Richard Haydn(??): I was expected at 6:30, and it is now 6:29.
Samantha: Well that's just it. We weren't expecting you for another minute.
HORRIBLE episode, but I did like this line:
Samantha: Mr Mishimoto (I think that was the name), we weren't expecting you so soon.
Japanese client (played by Richard Haydn(??): I was expected at 6:30, and it is now 6:29.
Samantha: Well that's just it. We weren't expecting you for another minute.
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I know I'm in the minority, but I don't hate this episode. I don't love it,
but I'll take this one over the non-Darrin duds of season five (with the
exception of "Mrs. Stephens, Where Are You?").
From season Seven's "To Go, or Not to Go":
DARRIN: Boy, I'd love to give her a piece of my mind.
ENDORA: (popping in) Make it a small piece, you have very little to spare.
but I'll take this one over the non-Darrin duds of season five (with the
exception of "Mrs. Stephens, Where Are You?").
From season Seven's "To Go, or Not to Go":
DARRIN: Boy, I'd love to give her a piece of my mind.
ENDORA: (popping in) Make it a small piece, you have very little to spare.
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I think this line was repeated a couple of times:
Darrin: Good-bye, Sam. And Endora, if you're not here when I get back, I certainly hope so.
And let's not forget: "Flurpity Flurp!"
Darrin: Good-bye, Sam. And Endora, if you're not here when I get back, I certainly hope so.
And let's not forget: "Flurpity Flurp!"
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AND what's kind of cool for Sargent fans, is I believe HE introduced that line
unless I'm mistaken, York never said it.
"Flurpity Flurp"the great Bernie Kopell extending his range once moreproving
not only that he was believable as a middle-aged hippie warlockbut also what
a nice body he had!
unless I'm mistaken, York never said it.
"Flurpity Flurp"the great Bernie Kopell extending his range once moreproving
not only that he was believable as a middle-aged hippie warlockbut also what
a nice body he had!
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This line was used twice, in a B&W and it's color remake-Sam comes up with an ad campaign that Darren thinks she witched up:
ENDORA: To error is human, to forgive divine.
SAM: Exactly
ENDORA: ..but when you're up to HERE in errand you've turned into one HUGE lump of divinedon't come crying to me!
ENDORA: To error is human, to forgive divine.
SAM: Exactly
ENDORA: ..but when you're up to HERE in errand you've turned into one HUGE lump of divinedon't come crying to me!
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Not to get sour, but here's an exchange that was NOT particularly funny and was
waaaaaaay overused:
DARRIN: Sam, can I see you in the kitchen?
SAM: When?
DARRIN: Now.
Ugh.
waaaaaaay overused:
DARRIN: Sam, can I see you in the kitchen?
SAM: When?
DARRIN: Now.
Ugh.
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Is there anyway that Imdb would reconsider
who agrees with me
who agrees with me
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Who knows? I know there are petitions circulating to prevent the closure. I've seen them on other boards I post on.
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AND what's kind of cool for Sargent fans, is I believe HE introduced that line
unless I'm mistaken, York never said it.
gbennett: I was thinking the same thing when I posted it. Yes, it was a Sargent line.
I also agree about that over-used "Can I see you? When? Now!" Another one that was repeated in the York years (and maybe Sargent, I can't remember):
DARRIN: And stop feeling sorry for me. If there's one thing I can't stand is people feeling sorry for me.
SAMANTHA: Especially when you're doing such a good job of it yourself.
Another line I like:
Season 1, Samantha and Endora bumping into the Tates in Paris:
Sam: Oh you're the last people I wanted, uh, expected to see.
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Didn't Endora use a few times - when being compared to the Witch of the West - "I refuse to stay here and be compared to a RANK AMATEUR!!"
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I do remember that line, but don't recall if it was used more than once.
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Another goodie - in "Hansel & Gretel in Samanthaland" - Sam confronts the bad witch in the storybook, played by "Witchiepoo" Billie Hayes:
WITCH: "You don't belong here! This is a *restricted* story! I'm not a bigot, mind you - but I have a GREAT respect for the classics!"
WITCH: "You don't belong here! This is a *restricted* story! I'm not a bigot, mind you - but I have a GREAT respect for the classics!"
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I'm not sure if this is the exact line but it goes something like this and I always laugh
Sam: "That's an excellent suggestions Mr. Durfeypurfey wurfey."
LOL
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
Sam: "That's an excellent suggestions Mr. Durfeypurfey wurfey."
LOL
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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Yes - when she had that "rhyming virus." When Larry told her to stop it, she replied, "Me no can do. Poop poop dee do."
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I love when Sam occasionally put Larry in his place.
From "That Was No Chick, That Was My Wife:"
LARRY: Well, I'll be running along.
SAM: I was going to suggest that.
From "That Was No Chick, That Was My Wife:"
LARRY: Well, I'll be running along.
SAM: I was going to suggest that.
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I LOVE Larry's reaction. "POOP POOP DEE DO???"
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Again, Sam putting Larry in his place: From season Two's "Speak the
Truth:"
Sam: There's no need for Darrin to apologize. I'm afraid you'll have
to get along without one."
A perfect line.
Truth:"
Sam: There's no need for Darrin to apologize. I'm afraid you'll have
to get along without one."
A perfect line.
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LOL! I know! Larry's reaction makes that even more hilarious!
Boop doop da dee?
LOL
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
Boop doop da dee?
LOL
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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Yeah, in "Trial and Error of AC," when Larry tells Samantha to forgive him for barging in, she replies: "Oh Larry, it's always a pleasure to have you barge in."
Another exchange from the Sargent years. I can't remember what episode but I've always liked this exchange:
Darrin gives his ideas for a slogan to a client in the Stephens' living room. Larry hates it and makes some derogatory remark. But the client smiles.
CLIENT: I like that. I hear bells ringing!
LARRY: Darrin, answer the door.
DARRIN: Huh?
LARRY: Well what do you know? I hear bells ringing too!!
Another time Darrin (I think York) was telling Samantha how his meeting with a client went.
DARRIN: I told Larry my idea and he hated it. But I pitched it to [name], and he LOVED it!
SAMANTHA: And now Larry loves it too!
Another exchange from the Sargent years. I can't remember what episode but I've always liked this exchange:
Darrin gives his ideas for a slogan to a client in the Stephens' living room. Larry hates it and makes some derogatory remark. But the client smiles.
CLIENT: I like that. I hear bells ringing!
LARRY: Darrin, answer the door.
DARRIN: Huh?
LARRY: Well what do you know? I hear bells ringing too!!
Another time Darrin (I think York) was telling Samantha how his meeting with a client went.
DARRIN: I told Larry my idea and he hated it. But I pitched it to [name], and he LOVED it!
SAMANTHA: And now Larry loves it too!
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Yes, "answer the door" - hilarious. Larry was such a suck-up.
How about this exchange in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really
Trying":
DARRIN (to Madame Marushka): Get out.
LARRY: Darrin, have you flipped your WIG???
Not particularly inspired, perhaps, but York's matter-of-fact phrasing
combined with David What's exasperation is great fun.
How about this exchange in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really
Trying":
DARRIN (to Madame Marushka): Get out.
LARRY: Darrin, have you flipped your WIG???
Not particularly inspired, perhaps, but York's matter-of-fact phrasing
combined with David What's exasperation is great fun.
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Yes, "answer the door" - hilarious. Larry was such a suck-up
He was! But it's funny, because he seemed to be the only mortal that the witch world liked (Endora was always cordial to him, Serena ADORED him and loved to flirt with him.)
For as involved as he was with the Stephens, he got caught in witchcraft crossfire (e.g., sitting next to the statue in "Speak the Truth", getting punched by the boxing glove when Arthur put his practical jokes into the Stephens' house) but I don't think he was ever a direct target of a spell or "revenge" witchcraft.
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Yes, in eight years, Larry saw more than even Mrs. Kravitz. And he seemed to
always put the blame on alcohol. Which leads me to drunken Larry and Darrin in
this exchange from "Toys in Babeland":
DARRIN: Larry, I'm trying to tell you something - he's a DOLL!
LARRY: Well, make up your mindeither you like him or you don't.
always put the blame on alcohol. Which leads me to drunken Larry and Darrin in
this exchange from "Toys in Babeland":
DARRIN: Larry, I'm trying to tell you something - he's a DOLL!
LARRY: Well, make up your mindeither you like him or you don't.
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LOL I LOVE that line by Larry!
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
If there is a Muslim ban, they can pretend they're Christians. You know, like Republicans do.
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I was wondering if any of you could help with a line I'm trying to remember. Uncle Arthur says it, I believe once to Darrin, and another similar line to Endora. It goes something like this,
"If ______________ were ______________, you'd be a ___________________."
So as an example, "If ignorance were money, you'd be a millionaire."
Does that ring a bell with anyone? My memory's real foggy on this one.
"If ______________ were ______________, you'd be a ___________________."
So as an example, "If ignorance were money, you'd be a millionaire."
Does that ring a bell with anyone? My memory's real foggy on this one.
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Yes, to Darrin, Uncle Arthur says, "If misery were snow, fellayou'd be a
blizzard!" It's from "A Bunny For Tabitha."
blizzard!" It's from "A Bunny For Tabitha."
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Oh there was another- used twice -
"Endorawhen I think of you as a blood relativeI long for a transfusion"
"Endorawhen I think of you as a blood relativeI long for a transfusion"
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Yes, and one of the times, it was uttered by Cousin Henry (a very Uncle Arthur-esque character) on Samantha's Shopping Spree.
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Fun posts! For this one, it's mostly in Agnes Moorehead's delivery at the end:
Endora: "And if he kisses her, he'll be 500 years older but no wiser."
Endora: "And if he kisses her, he'll be 500 years older but no wiser."
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gbennett: YES! That's it! Thank you - it was driving me nuts. And thank you, mikwalen! That's the Endora comment as well.
I'm sure gonna miss this message board.
I'm sure gonna miss this message board.
Boards closing: FAVORITE AND MEMORABLE BW LINES
I'll get the ball rolling:
GLADYS: Abner! There's an old hag at the door claiming to be 24 years old!
ABNER: I thought your mother wasn't coming until next month.
MOTHER: We're going to get a hot fudge sundae, with nuts and whipped cream.
SON/BULLY: And flies??
MOTHER (confused): And flies???