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Worst Movie Lines... EVER

I'm sure there are countless cringe-worthy lines in film history, but to give you an idea of what I'm saying here, a few examples:

Michael York in 'Logan's Run' with his atrocious "You could live.... LIVE!" cartoonish delivery, or Charlton Heston in Airport '75 watching the jet trying to gain altitude to clear the mountain peak, Mr. Heston on screen all iconic with his Mr. Hero-face, rips his aviator shades off for full effect, then... "Climb baby..... climb!".

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In For Your Eyes Only, a Bond film, the bad guy who's in a wheelchair, is stuck on the landing skids of a helicopter, as they're high up in the air, the guy begs for his life saying, 'i`ll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel`.

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Yeah, most Bond films, especially Moore ones, are filled with gotta-follow-the-formula 'wisecracks' that are really groaners every time. Guess the villains don't want to be left out...

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Basically every line from Gods of Egypt.

"I don't want to die! I want...TO LIVE!!!"

"Are you sure you're not a god?"
"What would I be god of? Stupidity?"
"The impossible."

"Wait! I spared your life...Didn't I?"
"I won't make that mistake!"

"I thought you were a stray baboon."

"That's not true! He killed my father, your son!"
"They are BOTH my sons! I favored them EQUALLY!"

"I will take your place. But it won't be sitting on some damn boat."

"Did you miss me?"
"I have to miss you. I'm your prisoner."

"COME TO ME, DEMON!!!"

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Wow... who wrote that movie.... Ed Wood?

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It's certainly as great an unintentional comedy as Ed Wood's works.

I'm seriously not kidding when I say it has the worst acting (All the acting ranges from laughably bad to painfully bad) AND worst dialogue of ANY big budget blockbuster I've ever seen.

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That's a bold statement. How does it compare, in your opinion, to Armageddon?

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Armageddon's performances were forgettable as was its dialogue. Gods of Egypt is MEMORABLY and SHOCKINGLY bad in both aspects.

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I always ranked Armageddon as the worst movie crap-to-dollars ratio-wise. I'll have to check out GoE then, you've got me curious... thanks for the shining report!

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Gods of egypt was absolutely terrible. Some of the worst lines:
"I wouldn't go there for 20 minutes hahaha" iron man 3
"Bat credit card. Never leave the home without it" batman and robin
"Oh hi Mark" the room
"You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." x-men 2000
"Tonight's forecast.... a freeze is coming" batman and robin
"You are so beautiful it hurts." "It's your nose that hurts." I think it's my heart." pearl harbor
"Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!" the wicker man
"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!" 300
"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." battlefield earth

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Nice compilation... Battlefield Earth was the first of very few books I just couldn't finish, so I never bothered with the movie, but it sounds like they pretty much 'nailed it'...heh

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I'll be back

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Disagree.

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Um, don't you mean to put that on the thread for most awesome quotes?

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"I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." -Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones. Sorry if I didn't get the line verbatim, but I think you still get the point.

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(Bows to the master)

Forgot about that lil dandy...

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You probably just blocked it from your memory. I don't blame you.

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Well, now that you've re-introduced it to my memory, I'm thinking about getting a lobotomy. Thanks for that.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, come on, this is easy.

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Death to shakeycam directors!

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Comic books are known to have cornball lines, no?

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Exceptions are, say The Dark Knight trilogy where lines are thought-provoking and carries weight and emotion. This being said, that line from X-Men is so horrible that it became memorable!

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"There's a herd of killer rabbits on the way here" from Night of the Lepus (1972)

"The city is infested with killer cockroaches!" from Damnation Alley (1977)



"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations" Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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The alphabet scene Nick Cage.
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