The Walking Dead : I forgive Mother
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You just want to wet your dick inside of her, like every other man on this planet.
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Newman, go fk yourself you blinding miserable pitiful old fk.
And bentley: I don't forgive you.
And bentley: I don't forgive you.
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She was mean to me!
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Why? He's right.
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You are such a sh!t stirrer!
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Not at all. I'm perfectly sincere and Mother knows it, deep down.
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Seven inches deep?
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Don't try to cheapen our relationship, Newman! I'm surprised that you, of all people, should not understand. What Mother and I feel for each other transcends the grossly physical.
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You're gonna die and go to hell and I'll be there to dole out my own brand of torture and that'll be my own personal heaven.
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You could offer to buy her used underwear as a start.
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I would never buy the woman I love underwear that had been soiled by someone else! I'd buy her fresh, new, khakis!
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You must be one of those hoity-toity city slickers.
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Nothing but the best fro my little Badge. Agent Provocateur or Bordelle.
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It kinda disturbs me that you remember that but at the same time I'm glad because now I can shove it up your ass as yet another example of what I was talking about in those other posts, the same thing you're being cavalier and piggish about. Idk if you're trying to be funny or just kissing bentley's ass, but you're really being an insensitive douchebaggy prick.
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He remembers because Crystal posted the thread yesterday.
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which thread was that?
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Something of Newman's about Japanese men. Pete was in it too. I think you were in it too. Something about having sold used underwear. I remember rather admiring you for admitting to it, and also for getting any money at all.
It's in the "powerful Asians" thread.
It's in the "powerful Asians" thread.
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I was approached on the street by a good looking man in a suit who offered me 200 bucks for the underwear I was wearing. Went into a nearby starbucks and into the bathroom to take them off and trade. There was another time a different man, also wearing a suit, offered me money for the undies I was wearing but I wasn't actually wearing any that day. They seemed like men who worked the kind of job that requires you to snort coke all the time.
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WTF?! Maybe you should leave NYC? On the other hand, it sounds like a lucrative side business for women there.
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That second one happened in Ontario. Stop trying to blame NYC for men being pigs.
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Ontario? Maybe it was David Bentley?
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Busted! I was so disappointed when she said she wasn't wearing any! I called her a slut and left.
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It looks like even men in NYC don't bother women wearing hijabs.
I'm not suggesting that you do that!
The woman isn't even dressing provocatively at first, so I still think there's a problem in NYC.
I'm not suggesting that you do that!
The woman isn't even dressing provocatively at first, so I still think there's a problem in NYC.
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I blame Starbucks, frankly, as every 'sexual' related interaction that has been reported on here has specifically mentioned the joint as an important mediator of sorts.
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Jesus H. Christ! I love visiting NY (maybe my favourite city, after Rome), but I don't think I could live there. No wonder you and Gigi are so volatile and outspoken. Must be a NY thing.
I spent a week in NY two years ago and just hung out in jazz and blues bars. Best week ever.
I spent a week in NY two years ago and just hung out in jazz and blues bars. Best week ever.
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Lmfao
suck it.
suck it.
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I actually forgot about it until Crystal recently pulled up some old posts that included it. She wasn't including your post in particular, but as part of a group when Pete and me were discussing the Japanese used undies fetish.
Thanks for your attention!
Thanks for your attention!
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You overshot by 7 inches. Bentley lacks a penis because he is a giant weeping vagina.
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I dated this girl who was one of those 9 inches or more, nothing less would do. And I was like, "Christ woman, how big is your vag that you need that to fill you up?"
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You should have gone down on her and stuck your pointy head in her twat.
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The dreaded shred head! No wonder they end up dead!
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Jesus christ wtf
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good times.
the sound of your racing heart
the sound of your racing heart
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Yes, this was such a great thread!
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I just spit out my drink
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the last one i bump today i swear
this is in memoriam of MoB
this is in memoriam of MoB
I forgive Mother
Mother, can I have an e-hug?