The Walking Dead : How are you going to spend your Valentine's Day ?

Love is in the air , have any suggestions ?

It's a pointless commercial holiday. I got a "happy V day" card n sent a "you'll do" one back. He at least had good grace to write inside it "I know you don't care for V-Day but happy V-Day anyways" n he's taking me Somewhere at the weekend but the actual day n all it stands for can suck it.

so no Fifty Shades Darker ?

No. Why would I watch that when I do it better, properly n for real?

fair enough , this second movie may actually be worse than the first one , but it has more sex !

I couldn't read or watch any of them. I'm in the LS n I find the whole idea of 50 Shades abhorrent. I also don't like glorifying domestic abuse coz it's a literal killer.

Masturbating in front of a mirror.

Damn I'm hawt.






You've got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven.

Masturbating and crying.


"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."

LOL

They actually have a word for that in Sweden, Grtrunka. I asked Connie about it on his FB wall but it's since been deleted.

Sexist Nazi POTUS

Con masturbating? Nigga, please


"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."

Just chilling with my best bud, my Dad. And pooing my onesie.

Awww. Already making your own presents!

So much talent

Nothing exciting. Just gave chocolates and cards and a little present to my kids and husband before they left for school. We are having a bunch of Mr. Penny's students over for dinner tonight.

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We are having a bunch of Mr. Penny's students over for dinner tonight.

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Cannibalism is frowned upon, in most polite societies.

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I started the day commuting with my wife to work. We were talking about a vacation we'll be spending in Punta Cana in April. She asked if I'll still have meds by then (I'm on antipsychotics and antidepressants because western society and my wife say I have to) and I answered: Probably not, but since youre a pharmacist, you can get those for me without a prescription. psychiatrists are expensive!
She gets on and on about how I need to go to the psychiatrist because he doesnt only write the prescription but also gives psychoanalysis. I answered bullshyte because the last time I was there, the only thing he did was ask questions about my relationship with my father (clich much?), talk about the evils of drinking alcohol in general (I drink socially and a glass of wine at meals) and prescribe me drugs to numb me up. Then I asked her: I know we went through a rough patch a couple of months ago and argued a lot, but do you still think I need a Psychiatrist? She paused for the longest time and answered: Ill get you your meds.

Thats my Valentines Day so far

True story.

I always make my wife look under my ballz. No joke! Ticks look for warm places

I'm going to McDonald's with my blow up doll.
Seriously, I'm picking up pink roses for my wife, and we are going out to dinner later on. Hugs and kisses all day for us.

Happy Valentine's Day!

A Walking dead Valentine! Hearts and Flowers! Real, bloody, human hearts! And stay away from Carol if she tells you to look at the flowers!

For real tho, I'm gonna spend V Day furiously masturbating n crying over the loss of the boards.

Too many d'oh msgs today. End is near.

Seriously, a shout-out to my girl Vickie. She's not a fan, and definitely not on these boards, but i will tell everyone else here I love her! She's out of town, so we will have to celebrate later!

No one on this board has been touched onn their private parts by another human being, ever.

LOL! So wrong there, (Maybe most, but don't say ALL)!!

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(Maybe most, but don't say ALL)!!

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of course , I mean could you believe if you were one of them ? It would be like The 40 Year Old Virgin Dj Vu !