Angie Tribeca : Funniest line, so far?

Funniest line, so far?

Just heard this:

"That cross-dresser is attacking that baby!"

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Lol, close to mine:

"No jury is gonna convict a baby."

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I can't remember mine word-for-word, but-

"It's like you said 8 seconds ago, we have each other's backs"

-How many times do you have to make the same mistake?
-Till I get it right.

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He's here all the time, that's why we call him Pete.

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*cop pukes*

It's okay kid, you wouldn't be human if you didn't show some emotion over a stolen painting.

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Just heard this at the beginning of ep. 9:

"Now look sharp cause this Guy wants to get Ritchie". LOL

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'i said call us!'



🎍Season's greetings!🎅🌲

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That line gets me every time!

You cant start the next chapter in life by rereading the last, but stars cant shine without darkness

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"I have a Three and a Card that Tells You How to play!"





"Honestly, who's gonna compete against me? Fork girl? Lizard lady? Ha ha ha!"
—Pacifica Northwest

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This was my favorite, too. It showed me I can't be drinking and watching or I might do another spit take!

:King, king, king, king, king. Seven kings - that wins."

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"And sleep!"

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I wouldn't say a line but this exchange was the funniest so far,

Cop: This guy doesn't know a thing.
Suspect: Well the capital city of Bulgaria is Sofia
Cop: Hmm...I guess he does know one thing.


You Will Give Them An Ideal To Strive Towards

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Take a look at this sperm sample.....

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DJ with a British accent: Give us a butchers into your organization...lol
I laughed so much after that whole bit my head was killing me.
Funny show.

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Air Jordan

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"I was 12 years old...and all I could do was think about the time I was 7 years old"

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Mayor:

4.000 dollars. I don't have that kind of money.

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Jean "I would like to see your badge"
Angie "You can't, I'm wearing dance shorts"
Jay "I think she said badge"

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I really liked the line -
Cop: This guy doesn't know a thing.
Suspect: Well the capital city of Bulgaria is Sofia
Cop: Hmm...I guess he does know one thing.

There's been some pretty good ones, and some they tried too hard on/pushed a bit that weren't funny. But enough funny ones to keep me entertained and watching.

- Maybe it was just me, but I didn't get the badge/dance shorts line...

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They were saying angie heard 'vag ' when everybody else heard badge

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"You're a disgrace to the US Navy".
-disgusted onlooker

"All You Need to Know are the Three B's of Life: Bring Buffy Back".

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"He's a gym teacher, so there's no telling what he could do!"
(Gets hit in the head by a red rubber ball)
"Dammit! I'm out!"

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!


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"Can I see your badge?"
"I don't think so, I'm wearing dancing shorts"

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Not necessarily a line, but I think the funniest part is when Jay breaks his leg from taking a step while trying to dance.

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(Angie and Bill Murray are on a date)
Bill Murray: Heck, who am I to talk? It seems I'm married too!
Angie: To your job.
Bill Murray: To my wife, April, she thinks I'm bowling
Angie: You should go.
Bill Murray: I should. Bowling IS exercise, and when you form leagues-
Angie: Seriously, get the hell out.

that and:

(All the men in the precinct have gone to the lab to see Monica Scholls
in a bubble bath. The Lieutenant is holding a stapler to his head like a cell phone)
Jay Geils: Lieutenant, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant: This is the only place I get cell service
Jay Geils: That's a stapler
Lieutenant (yelling into the stapler): Holly, where is my cell phone?
...
(puts the stapler down, picks up a calculator and starts pressing buttons) I'll just text her.
Jay Geils: That's a calculator.
Lieutenant: DAMN IT!!!!

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- Great! Let's get your memories erased.
- Our WHAT WHAT?
- If you're going into deep cover you need to forget everything about yourself in case they torture you.
- In case they WHAT?
- Having second thoughts?
- Second WHAT?

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Chief - Get to LAX. by the way the plane's been grounded.
Angie Tribeca - Why's the plane grounded???
Chief - Got in Late, didn't do it's homework.
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