Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens : If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Writing the plot of TFA but replacing the name of Luke with Rey proves...

NOTHING!

...Or maybe that you have too much time on your hands. Hilarious that you thought you were writing some brilliant *beep* that was going to show us all! You probably typed that *beep* up in a word document and all that before you copied and pasted it here!

So sorry you wasted your time writing all that. I hope you didn't hurt your wittle wrist while you were boo hooing over a movie that everyone but you and a few dummies likes.

Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Sweet you bumped it. Allow me to do the same.

BUMP!

Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Soooo...you are saying you wanted the Force Awakens to be exactly like A New Hope and not like The Force Awakens? You just proved that The Force Awakens is original by showing how it is nothing like A New Hope...

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Pretty much sums up my thoughts.

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

I predict that Star Wars VII The Force Wakens is the last movie to be made by Disney before the coming economic collapse that will hit the world later this March. This new link from Yahoo news is evidence to Disney getting out while things are good and not waiting till the collapse. Disney knowing there’s dark times a coming and has gotten rich in taking monies out of the pockets of the not well informed Star Wars fanatics.




https://www.yahoo.com/tv/ughhhhhhhh-star-wars-episode-viii-194400758.html


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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Wut.

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

bumpage

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Sticky plz!

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b-b-bumpage

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Feast thine eyes

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Nice writeup! ANH would have been laughed out of movie theaters if it came with the kind of botched screenplay we see in TFA - even more so, if ANH had itself been the remake of something.

It's not that the issues of political correctness and inclusion are not important (which they are), it's just that - like everything else - they require intelligent screenwriting to become an integral part of the story. To me House of Cards, Sense8 and to some extent Game of Thrones show how this can be done - these shows are in fact miles ahead of most big screen movies today, which far too often don't even try to create any original content. Sadly, millions of people nowadays are perfectly content to regularly pay 20 bucks just to watch the next celebration of the death of original storytelling.

Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Agreed!

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Re: If Luke was Rey (a.k.a. The ANH "Mary Sue" Rewrite)

Lol. It's a movie with space ships, lasers, and magic. I find these boards hilarious.
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