Paul Blart: Mall Cop : Wtf

was up with the "assailants" flipping and running around like video game characters?

Anyway, the movie was pretty bad. The acting sucked & Amy looked like she was holding in a fart through the entire movie. I liked his daughter though, she was pretty funny.

Thank you. I thought the jumping criminals were incredibly lame too. Why didn't anybody in production stand up and veto that sh!t? "Stop! This just doesn't happen in RL people!"

It's called "parkour" or "l'art du dplacement" meaning "the art of moving." Look it up on wiki and youtube. It's practically turned into a form of martial arts, and is practiced by tons of people around the world. I don't understand why they were using skateboards and bikes, though. They never seemed to be used to any advantage, and were more efficient when not using them.

But yeah, it wasn't a good movie.

Just saw this on cable. Horrible, horrible flick. If it were a straight spoof, fine, but this thing took itself seriously. One reason why Parkour made absolutely zero sense.

What really pissed me off is Hollywood not giving a job to a lovely older actress that may actually seem appropriate for James's Blart character. Instead they hire a demure little hottie 15 years his junior. Hollywood actors and their male egos. Sure, James has a lovely wife in the real world (The asian chick he helped with her bags early in the flick) but that is ONLY because he has MONEY and basically bought a trophy wife. Blart would have to pay to even touch May's character in the real world. Even then, his fat butt would probably end up killing the little chick via suffocation.

Yes, it was that bad. I mean, really, who brings a skateboard to a robbery? CRAP!

5/10 and I NEVER rate a movie that I have watched all the way through this low.

Lol yeah, what the hell was up with the acrobatics of the assailants? It seems like they just hired stunt men to act, and it showed because the acting sucked ass. I mean they seriously looked like a traveling circus act.

The whole movie was just stupid.

that was like watching an early 90s movie with the bad guys doing tricks on skateboards. it was horrible.

Well I think they made them look silly and power ranger type because they needed to take the attention away from the main hero that needed to drive around the mall, and was accident prone. I am the size of Paul and it would be great if I could find a woman like that but I know that this only happens in the movies.