Star Wars: The Force Awakens : TFA Haiku

TFA Haiku

The Force Awakens
Kylo Ren Is Conflicted
Solo pays the price

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Please no more death stars
They will just blow up again
Three are quite enough

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Can't stop laughing...

"Debating a troll is like trying to play chess with a pigeon..." — Modified Quote

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Chewbacca is great
Maz really likes that Wookiee
But Leia no hug.

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Maz Kanata Rocks
Little Yellow Lady Thing
She Looks Like A Prune

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Need more Rey haikus dude. TFA fans love Rey. She **its, I mean she is the **it...wait.

Take evasive action! Green group, stick close to holding section MV-7!

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Five seven five dude

Haiku plays no favorites

Fined 3 demerits

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Ackbar speaks of Rey

Says she is a Mary Sue

Yes No Maybe So

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Lived up to the hype
Cynical haters abound
Expecting many more

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First act is too long
Second is so rushed and short
The pacing just sucks

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Ren is really cool
But we get to see his face
PUT THAT DAMN MASK ON!!!

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Old Stuff and New Stuff
White Woman and a Black Man
Behold the whining

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Matt the radar tech
Should be Star Wars canon, no?
He fits the story

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Liked it yes I did
Does not mean it is perfect
Chill out have a beer

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Ren on starkiller,
Walks fists clenched in anger,
Looks like a duck. Quack.

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Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOR

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Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOR

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Maz Kanata's eyes
look like a pair of buttholes
under those goggles

Please don't call someone a _____tard.

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Before he met Rey
stingy trader Unkar Plutt
worked at a GameStop

Please don't call someone a _____tard.

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I do know that dude
Offered me ninety-three cents
For FIFA Fifteen

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Luke's old lightsaber
Used to be Anakin's Too
It sure gets around

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Wookieepedia
Won't help you anymore, hmmm?
It's all new kiddos!

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Midichlorians
Will we hear of them this time?
I really hope not

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Haiku going well
It's like poetry, sort of
I may publish book

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film works as it should
think of it as center for
kids who can't read good

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Canon is nothing
But a Camera Or a
Fat-Ass Detective

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George Lucas was right
To go away from all this
Just can't please some fans

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It is average
I see no masterpiece here
It is not bad though

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Death Star 3 is dumb
No really dumb like very very dumb
The whole plot just sucks

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Yall shut up
Rey is a jedi
I just came

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Kylo/Ben is torn
The dark and light pull at him
Balance is the key.

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TFA Sucks
It is not cannon
What a letdown

"I said forget about it cuh"

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Haiku has one rule
Love it or Hate it don't care
Five seven five folks!

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This is a haiku

Seven syllables go here

Five here, and above


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Luke, Leia, and Han

Are way too old to kick ass

So Rey fights Kylo


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This walking carpet,

Chewbacca, never wears pants.

Where is his penis??


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I wrote this one while thinking about the hardships that Princess Leia has been through.



How hard would it be

To give birth to a baby

With that huge helmet?


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Kylo needs more meds.

Or maybe he needs less meds.

I really don't know.


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Disney production
cool factor mystery box
George's severed head

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Three heroes of old
Their whole story not yet told
They will prevail, friends.

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Dude you're getting really good at this :)



What's best in life ?

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Thanks strong warrior.
It helps me to keep my thoughts.
Shorter and sweeter.

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I like that one too.

It's cute and sentimental.

Nice job, WaltMitty.

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The Force Awakens
Panders to Millennials
Brings home the Bacon
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