Late Night with Seth Meyers : Quran passages clarification?

Quran passages clarification?

oh boo hoo, those poor muslims. Do you know that the following Islamic holy book koran passages as copied and pasted (CTRL+C and CTRL+V) from and exist ? Yes / No ? Why can't muslims discuss the validity of and how true to the Arabic the English translations are? Read below what I copied.

​"O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends, etc.) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths [...]" Qu'ran 3:118

"So, when you meet (in fight Jihad in Allah's Cause), those who disbelieve smite at their necks till when you have killed and wounded many of them, then bind a bond firmly (on them, i.e. take them as captives)." Qur'an 47:4

"We [muslims] will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve for what they have associated with Allah of which He had not sent down [any] authority. And their refuge will be the Fire, and wretched is the residence of the wrongdoers." Quran 3:151

"O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as allies. They are [in fact] allies of one another. And whoever is an ally to them among you - then indeed, he is [one] of them. Indeed, Allah guides not the wrongdoing people." Qu'ran 5:51

"Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Quran and Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him)) from among the people of the Scripture (Jews and Christians) and Al-Mushrikun will abide in the Fire of Hell. They are the worst of creatures." Qu'ran 98:6

"Before, as guidance for the people. And He revealed the Qur'an. Indeed, those who disbelieve in the verses of Allah will have a severe punishment, and Allah is exalted in Might, the Owner of Retribution." koran 3:4

"Say, "Obey Allah and the Messenger." But if they turn away - then indeed, Allah does not like the disbelievers." Qu'ran 3:32

"You will surely find the most intense of the people in animosity toward the [islamic] believers [to be] the Jews and those who associate others with Allah; and you will find the nearest of them in affection to the believers those who say, "We are Christians." " qu'ran 5:82

"Let not [islamic] believers take disbelievers as allies rather than believers." Qur'an 3:28

"Slay them [the disbelievers of islam] wherever you may catch them and expel them from the place from which they expelled you. The sin of disbelief in God is greater than committing murder." Qur'an 2:191

They're called fingers, and yet they don't fing. - Franklin, The Critic

Re: Quran passages clarification?

yes, Allah forbid one of these late night hosts made fun of muslims, and criticized them for 12 century thinking and behaviour.......much safer to make fun of the President every fugging night