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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leena!
Leena who?
Leena little close and I'll tell ya!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bruce!
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bruce!
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, so please don't hit me!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know that you could yodel!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know that you could yodel!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tiss!
Tiss who?
Tiss-who for blowing your nose!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tiss!
Tiss who?
Tiss-who for blowing your nose!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe Biden lies!
Joe Biden lies who?
Joe Biden lies to you – and me, too!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe Biden lies!
Joe Biden lies who?
Joe Biden lies to you – and me, too!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe Biden cheats!
Joe Biden cheats who?
Joe Biden cheats me and you!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Joe Biden cheats!
Joe Biden cheats who?
Joe Biden cheats me and you!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arfur!
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy!
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said...Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place where we can get lunch!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place where we can get lunch!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Did you hear the joke about the slippery ball? Oh never mind, you couldn't grasp it.
Who's there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona new car!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Did you hear the joke about the slippery ball? Oh never mind, you couldn't grasp it.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, please open this door!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Me: I've got a new knock knock joke. You start it off.
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, please open this door!
You: OK. Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
You:
+ It sure looks like it's dead. Let's eat. +
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Did you hear the joke about the bed? Never mind, it hasn't been made up yet.
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, please open this door!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Did you hear the joke about the bed? Never mind, it hasn't been made up yet.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Who's there?
Venice!
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anna Partridge!
Anna Partridge who?
Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Where was King David's Temple?
Who's there?
Anna Partridge!
Anna Partridge who?
Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
Next to his ear.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Where was King David's Temple?Knock, knock!
Next to his ear.
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold outside!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!What do you call a well balanced horse?
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold outside!
Stable.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... What do you call a well balanced horse?Knock, knock!
Stable.
Who's there?
Lick Dez!
Lick Dez who?
Lick Dez nuts, bitch!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!What do you call a pile of cats?
Who's there?
Lick Dez!
Lick Dez who?
Lick Dez nuts, bitch!
A meow-ntain!
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... What do you call a pile of cats?Knock, knock!
A meow-ntain!
Who's there?
Liquor!
Liquor who?
Liquor pussy, ya dumbass!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Why was Cinderella such a bad soccer โฝ๏ธ player?
Who's there?
Liquor!
Liquor who?
Liquor pussy, ya dumbass!
She kept running away from the ball.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Why was Cinderella such a bad soccer โฝ๏ธ player?Knock, knock!
She kept running away from the ball.
Who's there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Why do cows wear bells?
Who's there?
Kanga!
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Cause their horns don't work.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Why do cows wear bells?Knock, knock!
Cause their horns don't work.
Who's there?
Not very!
Not very who?
Not very funny!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not very!
Not very who?
Not very funny!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Now you say "Control Freak who!?"
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Knock knock.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con…
Now you say "Control Freak who!?"
Who's there?
Owls say!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owls say!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
It's to whom.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Knock knock.Knock, knock!
Who's there?
To.
To who?
It's to whom.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow wh – MOO!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock, knock!Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting cow wh – MOO!
Who's there?
Cook who?
Yeah, you are a little crazy.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Knock knock!Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook who?
Yeah, you are a little crazy.
Who's there?
Viper!
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Yes, this is really me.
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Woodyanders said... Knock knock!Knock knock!
Who's there?
Viper!
Viper who?
Viper nose, it's running!
Who's there?
HIPPA.
HIPPA who?
Sorry but we are not allowed to divulge that information.
๐บ Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. ๐คจ Let's go, Brandon! ๐คจ Try that in a small town.
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MovieManCin2 said... Knock knock!Knock knock!
Who's there?
HIPPA.
HIPPA who?
Sorry but we are not allowed to divulge that information.
Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash!
Yes, this is really me.
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Who's there?
Leena!
Leena who?
Leena little close and I'll tell ya!
Yes, this is really me.