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LOL Earling Haaland does not give a flying fuck

The dude is super wealthy and super famous yet he walks around on his own! In fucking MANCHESTER no less!! If this was Cristiano Ronaldo he would have 6 huge minders with him and a few rooftop snipers watching his movements!! dude would have been one of the people invading our country and raping our women folk if this was 1247 AD lol


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Do you know he's English? You lot missed a trick there 😂

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we really fucking did mate he is a beast! he probably would have been our own CR7 had he declared for us, i'm talking 200 caps and perhaps even more goals!!

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I'm not sure if he's super staunch and wants to follow his dad or what but he's probably going to be the greatest player ever at this rate 😂.

Nothing will beat Messi, but fuck he doesn't stop banging them in…

Anyway we've got z list EPL strikers like Che Adams. I think his granny once went to Glasgow for a chipper.

Scotland are going places!

Fucking grim

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On football manager 2022 Che Adams normally becomes Scotlands top scorer after 3 seasons


I think his granny once went to Glasgow for a chipper.

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Lol watching that clip, wouldn't a player probably worth about 200 million have a bodyguard?

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like i said, the dude does not give a fuck! then again he is a fucking robot so why would he understand fear?

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Haha yeah I didn't read your OP tbh. Messi and CR7 must carry an entourage to rival the queen!

And then you've got Neymar who just has his sister following him and banging him as the stories go

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I think there is a great deal of realism in those stories tbh

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Lmao Neymar suspiciously plays about 25 games a season and always gets injured when his smoking hot sister is going for a massive sesh

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One would just assume this is a bf/gf picture right? perhaps something a young couple would use as a profile pic?

nope, Neymar and his sister! I dunno, perhaps things are different in Brazil, but where I am from the dude is fucking his sister.


He should play for Norwich

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Does Mbappe have a sister? I call first dibs

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