Travel and Recreation : Poll: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?



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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Sure, if it's the only beach you've ever seen in your life and you don't mind stepping over the used condoms that litter the ground only to reach the water and be slapped in the face by even more used condoms as the tide comes in.

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

I won't know until I visit every beach in the universe.

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Christina Barrett
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Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Sure…for catching herpes.

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My password is password

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Cute.

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Anyone should be able to enjoy the beaches of Southeastern Florida and Key West..

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Nope, but this might be.



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No it is not.

No it is not. It's not even in the top 15:

https://travel.usnews.com/rankings/best-beaches-in-the-world/



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

No. No it is not.

PS It's not even in the top 12 in the USA!

https://handluggageonly.co.uk/2016/10/05/11-amazing-beaches-to-visit-a-day-in-the-usa/



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

No. No it is not.

People from Miami go to Fort Lauderdale for nice family restaurants.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

No. No it is not.

Still doesn't make it a great beach.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

No. No it is not.



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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

No. No it is not.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

No. No it is not.

wtf

My password is password

No. No it is not.

I love that gif. A personal favorite of mine from Walt Disney.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Best under what guise? Wouldn't you have to visit every beach in the world and what works for you?

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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Not even close.

My password is password

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

nah, I'd have to go with the red crystal beaches of Kleepkork VI in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

Seal beach is better

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Best in the south, but from what I hear, Hawaii has them beat. Almost any beach is better than the ones I often go to in Mississippi. The water is brown from river runoff unless you go to one of the islands off of Mississippi.

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I know! My millionaire choir director / organ teacher from New Orleans went to Fort Lauderdale to visit her daughter.

I never got to do anything in the New Orleans area like the beach.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

There really isn't one in NOLA. We all go to Biloxi if we don't feel like driving to Florida. The ones in Grand Isle and shit are even more horrible than Mississippi.
There's also Fontainebleau State Park that has a fake beach on the lake.

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Re: Is Fort Lauderdale the best beach in the universe?

I know, New Orleans does not seem to have a sea breeze.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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