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Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

This is a Fan Fiction I came up with..😀

25 year old Axl Rose somehow ended up in 2022. He was confused. Just a few moments ago, it was 1987. Axl was approached by Guns N'Roses Fans who gawked at him in awe


"Oh my God! You look JUST like a young Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses! One of them said in amazement.

Axl blushed, wondering how he would answer that. He decided to answer,"Well, a lot of People look alike."

Another Guns N'Roses Fan answered,"You not only look alike, you are a dead ringer for him! The Fan took out her phone and looked up,"Young Axl Rose, on Google" and showed him a picture of his current (young) self. Axl smiled and said,"I see the resemblance." The Fans smiled back. They suggested he enter an Axl Rose look alike Contest as he would surely win. Axl laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions. Axl thanked God he happened to be wearing a long sleeved leather jacket that hid all of his Tattoos.

The Fans asked him,"What is your favorite Music Band? " Axl reflexively answered,"Guns N'Roses." The Fans looked at each other with happy suspicion. "Are you sure you aren't Axl Rose? They asked him. "No," he answered. They giggled happily. He then quickly answered,"I meant, "No, I'm not Axl Rose." They asked him what his name was. He answered,"Bruce," using his middle name. They continued to talk about how incredibly alike he looked to Axl Rose and they continued to imply he was Axl Rose. He begun to squirm uncomfortably. He answered,"Axl and I aren't even the same age! I am 25 and he should be 60!" Axl wondered how Current Older Axl looked and thought,"Current Older me most likely looks like me, just a lot older."


Axl then thought in Horror that Current Older him might be DEAD in 2022. He asked The Fans,"How many Guns N'Roses Members are still alive? They answered,"All of them are still alive. He breathed a sigh of relief and said,"Thank God." They looked at him curiously and he awkwardly chatted with them a little while later and then said,"Goodbye." He left.

Axl looked in wonder and realized that a lot of People had masks on. He wondered why. He then heard of Covid and asked,"What's Covid?" People were confused on how he didn't know what Covid was as it had been around for over two years. He on the top of his head made up a lie and claimed he had been in a coma for three years and just woke up today. He was told what it was. He asked if he could use his bandana as a mask and he was told he could. Axl was grateful he could use his bandana as a mask and that his bandana would also double as a disguise. He used his bandana and bought a pair of sunglasses to further disguise himself

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Damn him for wasting 25 years!

Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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Lol. There should be a part in the story where they ask him “Are you sure you not Axl Rose” and he replies “I’m not him” and they come back with “Good, I heard that guy is an asshole!”

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Seems like you have some experience with pulp fiction.
Saw that movie quite a few times, did ya?

I dunno whatever it is you are doing but whatever it is, quit.
We shall make more money as a comedy team!

Oh wait.
Forget it.
The majority of tickets for our first shows were bought by the fb folks and you know how tough of a crowd they can be!

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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Pulp fiction is great! Seen it numerous times

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By your response I guess you want to be the straight man of the team?
No homo!

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You can be the puppet. Or at least that what we’ll tell people when they ask why my hand is up your ass.

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So I'm gonna be the dummy?
Which will not be a shock to all those in the "WP Haters Club," members on here.

Your hand up me bum on the other hand will be a shock.
Next time warm it up a bit, please.

Unless you want my bug eyed expression to be part of the routine!

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Fun Guy, ouch! I'd imagine telling Axl Rose himself you heard he was an Asshole would be awkward for him. 🤣 But "Bruce," technically shouldn't mind since he's "Not Axl " 😏

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lol, that's why it would be funny. He wouldn't be able to speak up against it because he was pretending not to be him.

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I'd imagine he'd really want to say something like,"Hey, I'm not an Asshole!" 🤣 But knows if he says that, his cover is blown. Awkward position to be in…🤔

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Bump.

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Axl wanted an alcoholic drink, so he went to a bar and ordered Nighttrain, one of his favorite drinks. The Bartender pointed out that Night train stopped being produced in the 80's. Axl blushed. Axl instead asked for a Whiskey. The Bartender asked for his ID. "I'm 25, I promise, Axl said. The Bartender said,"Everybody who looks under 40 needs to show ID. Axl took out his ID and covered his name.

The Bartender looked at both him and his ID suspiciously. "This ID says you were born in 1962. According to this ID, you are 60. I thought you said you were 25. And besides, this ID says it expired in 1989. You definitely look much younger than 60. What kind of games you playing, kid?" Axl blushed uncomfortably. He had a couple of choices he could make. He could just tell the truth and admit he was Axl Rose and time traveled from 1987 to 2022. He could claim the ID was fake and risk going to jail in 2022. He REALLY wanted the Whiskey, but he technically no longer had a valid ID. He could just order a Coke and pretend it was Whiskey He chose to just order a Coke. He paid for it with a 1985 $20 bill. The Bartender scrutinized the 1985 bill and determined it to be real and gave him modern change. Axl drank his Coke, pretending that it was Whiskey. After drinking, he left.

Axl realized he couldn't run around with an ID that technically expired 35 years ago. He realized he would have to get a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. He told someone on the street that he was only 18 and wanted to buy Whiskey and wanted a fake ID that said he was born in 1997. The person told him he looked more like 25 than 18(Axl blushed) and should be able to get alcohol anywhere. Axl pointed out he was asked for ID at a bar and didn't have a valid ID. The Person told him where he could get a fake ID. He thanked them. He went there and at the place, he got the fake ID that looked really legitimate and said he was born in 1997. His fake ID also said his name was Michael Randall Johnson.

He went to another bar and ordered a Whiskey. The Bartender saw the ID said 1997 and gave him the Whiskey. He paid, smiled, and drank it and left.

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We been eatin' with Mr. Coldstone
He's been scoopin'
He won't leave me alone
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone

I'm one fat fucker
Got a big mac under my arm

YEAH

Bing.. Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
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Joc, lmao! 🤣

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Bump.

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Axl wondered how he would get money to survive on in 2022. He had about $300 on him from his last Guns N'Roses show he and his Bandmates did. He was sure $300 was decent money in 1987, but 2022? He wasn't sure. His stomach begun to growl and he went to a Restaurant and had a cheeseburger, soda, and fries that was about $20 including tax and tip at the Restaurant.

He was satisfied with the meal. He now had about $280 on him. Axl begun to feel tired and wondered where he would lay his head to rest. He wistfully thought,"If this were 1987, I could just sleep at either Duff, Slash, Izzy, or Steven's houses." He begun to look for a cheap motel to sleep in for the night. He found a motel for $70. He paid, using his fake ID and settled in. He decided to watch some TV and A Different World Rerun was playing. He Theme song sang,"It's a Different World than were you come from. " Axl chuckled at the irony of his situation and wryly said out loud,"You got that right!"🤣 During a commercial break, he saw that Guns N'Roses was being interviewed for an upcoming Show.

He was interested in seeing what older Axl looked like. Older Axl came on the screen and was smiling exuberantly. His eyes shone as he spoke about the upcoming Guns N'Roses Show
. Axl's mouth dropped in shock. Older me looks awful compared to young me! Axl thought in shock! But at least he's still alive and looks happy.

Axl looked on in wonder as Duff and Slash also happily talked about the upcoming Guns-N-Roses show. Duff and Slash look wonderful," Axl thought, smiling. But then he realized Izzy and Steven weren't being interviewed and wondered who the new Members of Guns N'Roses being interviewed were.

Did Izzy and Steven die? Axl wondered in a concerned panic. He then reminded himself that the Fans said all of the Guns N'Roses Members were still alive. Maybe Steven and Izzy decided to leave Guns N'Roses and start new paths, Axl told himself. At least I still have Slash and Duff," Axl thought, smiling happily. He soon went to sleep.

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Axl woke up, bathed, got dressed(he realized he had to wear the same clothes he wore yesterday as he hadn't gone shopping yet. He checked out and left. He went to Denny's and ordered a Grand Slam with coffee and milk. The Waiter stared at him in shock.

"You kind of look like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses!" The Waiter said shocked!

Axl said wryly,"I hope you mean the younger Axl, and not the older Axl."

The Waiter smiled and said,"Yep, I do mean the younger Axl."

Axl smiled and said, "I heard that yesterday from a couple of my, uh, Axl's fans yesterday. Funny thing is, nobody before yesterday ever told me that I look just like Axl Rose," he said truthfully.

The Waiter said,"I'm surprised you haven't been told you look just like Axl Rose before yesterday. You're a dead ringer for him." Axl smiled shyly.

"I'm a huge fan of Axl's myself, the Waiter said with a big smile. Can I take a Selfie with you and pretend that you're Axl Rose?"

Axl asked confused,"What's a selfie?" The Waiter said looking confused himself, "A selfie is a picture taken by phone or camera, usually by phone. How did you not know that in 2022? "

Axl responded quickly, "My phone doesn't take pictures. In fact, my phone isn't portable at all. My phones stay in the house. "The Waiter responded,"You have a landline phone if your phone only stays in the house. "Axl responded, " I'm from a place that lives like the 1980's. It's pretty Rural and simple.

The Waiter asked him what his name was.

Axl responded,"My name is Michael." He knew he had to get used to claiming his name was Michael.

The Waiter smiled and asked where he was from. Axl thought,"I can't respond Lafayette, my Hometown or LA, where I am from now," he responded,"I'm from Alaska.

The Waiter responded,"What part of Alaska?"

Axl didn't know much about Alaska, but he heard of Juneau, Anchorage." He responded with a smile,"I am from Juneau, Anchorage."

The Waiter laughed out loud. Axl asked him in confusion,"What's so funny about Juneau, Anchorage? The Waiter tried to hold back his laughter but was failing miserably. There is nothing funny about Juneau, Anchorage." He told Axl he would be back with his order soon. Axl thanked him and he welcomed him. Axl looked at the Menu still on the table. He looked at all the food and drink choices and the copyright caught his eye. 2022. "I still can't believe I'm in 2022," Axl thought.

Axl's Waiter came back with his order and Axl thanked him and was welcomed. Axl ate his food and drink and paid. The Waiter shyly once again asked him for a selfie with him. Axl decided to oblige his Fan and Axl stood next to him and they both smiled and Axl's Waiter took the picture on his phone. Axl's Waiter thanked him for making his day. Axl welcomed him and he left.

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After having breakfast at Denny's, Axl went shopping at TJ Maxx for cheap clothes. He chose long sleeved shirts to hide his Tattoos and a couple of jeans. As he was shopping, he heard a familiar voice playing on the store's music system. It was his voice singing. Axl wondered what song this was.

He asked an Employee,"What song is this playing?" The Employee answered with a smile,"November Rain by Guns N'Roses." Axl smiled and asked,"What year was November Rain released?"

The Employee answered, "It was released 1991. It was around the time Axl was acting crazy."

This piqued Axl's attention. "Axl was acting crazy?"

The Employee answered,"Yeah, he got divorced that year(Axl thought,"I was married?"), accidentally started a Riot, he was showing up to Guns N'Roses Concerts looking like a mental ward Patient, he was even acting crazy on his Use Your Illusion Albums (Axl thought,"I have albums called Use Your Illusion?" He was in a bad spot in many ways. Axl's a really good Singer, but he was messed up really badly in 1991."

Axl responded,"Hmm. I don't remember any of that. I wasn't born yet. I was born in 1997, so I definitely don't remember any of that happening to Axl. I don't remember November Rain either."

The Employee responded,"I was born in 1970, so I'm 27 years older than you and remember that crazy era of Axl vividly. (Axl thought,"Actually, you're 8 years younger than me," but he couldn't say this aloud he knew.) That era of Axl was a REALLY bad time for him. "

Axl asked, Axl is in a good spot today, right,? " he asked the Employee hopefully.

The Employee answered with a smile,"Yeah, Axl is pretty mellow and chill today. He's gotten a lot better over the years. "

Axl smiled happily and paid for his items and left.

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Axl's money was running low. Axl wondered how he could make some more money quick. He passed by a Convenience store that said it does Lottery. Axl decided to play 1987, the year he was from, 1962, his birthyear, 1997, his fake birthyear, and 2022, the current year. All straight. He went to a movie theater to go see a movie and have some popcorn and a Coke. After the movie, Axl went to a nearby Convenience Store and checked his Lottery tickets. 2022 came up, and it was a $5,000 winner! He was excited! He went to the Lottery Clerk who congratulated him on his big win. Axl thanked him and asked him for the $5,000. The Lottery Clerk pointed out that Lottery wins over $599 were paid at a Lottery Office or mailed in. He would have to mail it to a Lottery office or go to Lottery Office to claim it and wait 30 days to get his money and would most likely pay about $1,600 in taxes. And his identity would need to be verified by The Lottery Officials before he could get any money.

Axl didn't want to wait 30 days for his money. Not did he want to pay about $1600 in taxes. Nor did he want his identity to be verified. He was pretty sure he could land in jail in 2022 if he gave the Lottery Officials a copy of his fake ID. He asked if there was a way he could just sell the ticket itself under the table. The Lottery Clerk told him,"I'll help you out if you promise not to tell anyone what I'm thinking of doing for you." Axl was interested and asked what it was. The Lottery Clerk says,"I'll pay you $4,000 cash for that ticket right now. Please promise to not tell anyone.

Axl was desperate for money, so he promised not to tell anyone. So desperate he was willing to take a $1,000 cut from the $5,000! Still better than paying about $1650 in taxes, he reasoned. He agreed, and he handed the Lottery Clerk the $5,000 ticket and received $4,000. He thanked the Lottery Clerk and was welcomed. He left with his $4,000 win. He booked a hotel for a week and put some money on prepaid gift cards.

He went to a phone store and bought a no contract phone and put 500 minutes on it. The Phone Clerk pointed out he looked just like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses. He smiled weakly and said,"I have been hearing that a lot lately." The Phone Clerk smiled and handed him his new mobile phone. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left.

His hair itched, and he decided he needed to go to a Salon and get his long hair washed and styled. He went to a Salon and the hairdresser pointed out that he looked just like Axl Rose from Guns N'Roses. Axl smiled wearily and said,"I've been hearing that a lot recently." He asked the Hairdresser,"Is there a way you can please temporarily dye my red hair jet black so that I don't get so many comments about me looking like Axl Rose? The Hairdresser said with a huge smile, "Sure, I can dye your hair jet black!" Axl thanked her and she washed his hair, gave him a jet black hair color and styled his hair as he relaxed. When she was done, he thanked her and paid her and gave her a 30 percent tip. She was grateful. He looked in the mirror and smiled at his jet black hair. "Now, people will stop telling me I look just like myself! "Axl thought happily.

He went to the Hotel Restaurant and had Lobster, fries, a glass of Champagne, and chocolate cake with ice cream. He decided to allow himself to just lay back and relax in 2022. After his meal, he went to his Hotel and took a nap. When he awoke, he went to the pool and decided to lounge . A couple of guests who were married decided to shoot the breeze with him. They told him they were vacationing from Fairbanks, Alaska. The Husband said his name was Tom and she said her name was Ashley. They asked him what his name was and he said in a slightly rehearsed sounding voice,"My name is Michael. I wa and he smiled and said that he was from Alaska too and they asked him what part. He replied with a smile,"I'm from Juneau, Anchorage. " They gave him confused looks.

"Do you mean you're from both Juneau and Anchorage?" Ashley aasked. Tom looked confused.

Axl asked,"Aren't Juneau and Anchorage the same place?

"Anchorage and Juneau are not the same place," Tom responded. Are you sure you're from Alaska?" Tom questioned. Ashley replied,"They are almost 850 miles apart. Anyone from Alaska should know that.

Axl blushed. He remembered the Waiter laughing when he claimed he was from Juneau, Anchorage," and now fully understood why the Waiter laughed.

"Okay, I lied," Axl admitted blushing. I'm not from Alaska at all."

They asked him where he was REALLY from. He responded,"I live in Los Angeles." He responded truthfully.

They questioned why he didn't just say that from the getgo.

He responded,"It's complicated, let's just leave it at that." Axl couldn't tell them he was really Axl Rose who somehow traveled to 2022 from 1987.

They agreed to leave it at that and chatted with him about other things. Axl politely chatted back.

Soon, Axl said,"Goodbye," and left to his Hotel. Axl looked at his phone and realized he could have just looked up Alaska on the internet. He kicked himself for that. He decided he wanted to call Slash and chat with him and called Slash's phone number. When the caller picked up, Axl reflexively said,"Hey Slash, how are you?" The person on the other line answered,"I'm not Slash. You have the wrong phone number." Axl immediately realized he just called a 1987 number in 2022. He immediately apologized for dialing the wrong number and was told it was okay. They both hung up.

Axl watched some TV and went back to the Restaurant, and had a medium ribeye steak, some fries, and a glass of Pinot Gris. Then he had a Baked Alaska. After his meal, he went back to his hotel room and bathed and got dressed for the night and watched TV and soon fell asleep.

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Axl woke up the next day and had breakfast at the Hotel Restaurant. Pancakes,eggs, sausage, bacon, orange juice. He paid and went to a store and bought a pack of cigarettes. He chose Marlboro Red, showed his fake ID and paid and left. He hadn't smoked in a couple of days and his body was screaming for nicotine. He went to a Library and begun smoking right there in the Library!😲 A Librarian politely told him that he wasn't allowed to smoke in the Library. He apologized and quickly put out the cigarette with some water he had been drinking. And then dried it up. He decided to ask for a guest Pass to use the internet and was granted one. He surfed the internet for a while, gazing in wonder at how different 2022 was from 1987. After his guest pass expired, he left.

Axl was walking down the street, and saw a sign offering free Covid testing and free Covid Vaccines. It caught his eye, and he wanted to know whether or not he had Covid. He felt fine and wasn't coughing or sneezing and didn't have a fever or anything like that, but he decided to get tested for it.

He was asked if he was Vaccinated against Covid. He responded he was not. He was asked if he wanted to get a free Covid Vaccine. He replied he wasn't ready yet. He wondered about getting a Vaccine for something that didn't even exist where he was from! He was tested and the nasal swabs hurt like hell! He was soon given his results. Negative for Covid. He was elated that he didn't have Covid. He then decided that since he was in 2022, maybe, just maybe he should get Vaccinated. For now, he lived in 2022, not 1987. He went to get the Vaccine and was asked to fill out Consent Forms.

He filled them out and got the first Vaccine and was told he had to come back in three weeks for his second dose. He nodded and received his vaccination card. His Vaccine card had his fake ID information. He wondered if he would still be living in 2022 in three weeks. He left soon and went back to his hotel and ate and slept.

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Axl woke up and got ready for the day. He decided he needed a bank account for 2022. At the Bank, he was helped by a Bank Teller. He said he was interested in opening a Bank Account. The Bank Teller smiled and said he would be happy to help him out. Axl thanked him. In the Bank Teller's cubicle, he asked Axl if he had any ID and Axl gave him his Fake ID. The Bank Teller ran his ID and said,"Michael, your ID is fake. Axl blushed uncomfortably. Do you have a valid ID? Axl replied, "The real ID I have expired a long time ago. The Bank Teller asked to see it. Axl reluctantly showed him his real ID. The one that said Axl Rose.

The Bank Teller quizzically said,"This ID says you're Axl Rose. The only Axl Rose I know of is the Guns N'Roses Singer and he was born in 1962. You look way younger than him. Axl blushed and told the Bank Teller to take a good look at the birthday on his ID. The Bank Teller did and realized the birthyear said 1962. He looked at Axl quizzically. Are you the real Axl Rose? Axl pulled up his sleeve and showed him his Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. Here's my Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo, Axl said. The Bank Teller took out his phone and looked up Axl Rose Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo and realized it was the same Tattoo that his Client was showing him in real life. In the same exact place.

"Oh my God, you're Axl Rose!" The Bank Teller said in amazement.

"Please don't tell anyone else," Axl pleaded. You're the only one who knows for sure."

The Bank Teller promised he wouldn't tell anyone else. Axl thanked him and asked him if he could open a Bank Account for him under the table using his fake ID.

The Bank Teller said,"Normally, I wouldn't open a Bank Account for a Prospective Client using a fake ID, but for you, I'll do it. I happen to be a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. Axl blushed shyly and thanked him.

The Bank Teller welcomed him and opened the Account for him using his fake ID. Axl thanked him and was welcomed and he left with his new bank Account.

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Axl found out Guns N'Roses was doing a show at a Concert Hall not to far from his hotel that very night He was excited! He bought last minute tickets for Front Row! He was going to see his Current Band in 2022! He knew that going to see Guns N'Roses in 2022 was risky, but he wanted to take that chance. He got ready for the Concert, and then went. Guns N'Roses opening Act was an up and coming Rock Band named Cake Cream. Cake Cream was really good. Axl smiled, remembering when he and his band mates opened for established Bands, Musicians, and Singers. The Fans went wild for Cake Cream and Axl wondered if Cake Cream was 2022's Young Guns N'Roses.

After Cake Cream finished, the applause was wild. Guns N'Roses started the show, and Axl watched in awe as Older Axl sprinted Spritely around the stage like a 25 year old Axl. 😉 Older Axl was having the time of his life , with a huge smile on his face. He sang songs Axl had never even heard of such as IRS, Chinese Democracy, and Bad Apples. Duff, Slash, and the New Members Axl had never even met all played hard. The crowd loved Current Guns N'Roses. Axl was proud.

But then something bad happened. Older Axl sang a loud, high pitched screeching wail, and promptly lost his voice. Older Axl looked mortified. Axl thought, "Oh no." My voice is a huge part of my selling point, and Older me has just lost his voice. A Band Manager asked Older Axl if his voice was okay. Older Axl shook his head and made the "gone," gesture.

The Band Manager asked if there was anyone in the Audience who could fill in for Older Axl. Older Axl looked hopefully at the Audience.

Axl knew he had to make a tough choice. He needed to go on stage and fill in for Older Axl. Axl raised his hand and said,"I'm sure I can fill in for Ol.. Axl. I am a huge fan of Guns N'Roses. Older Axl looked curiously at Axl and at The Band Manager. Older Axl felt he could trust this young man and gave his approval, and Axl went up on stage and sang Sweet Child Of Mine, Paradise City, Rocket Queen, Welcome To The Jungle, Night Train, It's So Easy, Out Ta Get Me, Mr. Brownstone, flawlessly while Older Axl watched in awe that this young man could sing his songs so flawlessly. Older Axl was impressed.

Axl, as a gift of sorts to Older Axl and their Fans did the high pitched screeching wail that Older Axl sang before it took away his voice, and his voice was even longer compared to Older Axl's attempt at it and Axl didn't lose his voice doing it. Fans were impressed and cheered wildly
Even Older Axl was showing he was in awe..Both Axls were happy they made their Fans happy. Both Axls smiled at each other and the other Band Members were impressed and happy. Everybody took a bow, to huge cheers..

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After the show, the Band Manager said that Older Axl wanted to talk to Axl. Older Axl had gotten his voice back.

Axl was led backstage, and met Older Axl.

Older Axl said gratefully,"Thanks for coming through for me tonight. You really helped me out."

Axl smiled happily. "You're welcome, Axl," Axl told Older Axl.

Older Axl looked deeply at Axl. "I had a feeling I could trust you. You remind me so much of me when I was young."

Axl blushed. He decided he needed to tell Older Axl the truth.

"That's because I am the younger you," Axl told Older Axl.

Older Axl wasn't even all that freaked out and felt at ease with what Younger Axl was telling him. Older Axl smiled at him.

Axl told Older Axl,"I'm so proud of you and Current Guns N'Roses," Axl told him proudly.

Older Axl smiled back happily. "I'm glad you're proud.

They chatted for a long while and Axl begun to feel tired. Axl and Older Axl exchanged phone numbers and Axl went back to his Hotel.

He went to sleep. He woke up and watched the News. The News had a segment on his impromptu singing with Guns N'Roses, and News Anchors jokingly wondered if Young Axl Rose had time traveled from 1987 to 2022. Oh no, Axl thought worriedly. Axl's stomach growled again and he knew he had to eat. He was hungry, but he knew he risked being outed as Axl Rose.

Axl decided to order No Contact Room Service and paid with his prepaid credit card. He ate and drank in his Hotel Room. Axl knew going in that going to see Current Guns N'Roses was extremely risky, but he was more thinking along the lines of risky as in freaking out Older Axl.

If 25 year old Axl was looking at 12 year old Axl, he most likely would have felt at least a little freaked out. Actually going up on stage and singing Guns N'Roses songs to help out Older Axl was plain dangerous and risky. But Axl knew he couldn't help but help out Older Axl who was in serious need of his help.

He took a shower, watched TV, and fell asleep.

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Axl woke up, showered, ate, and got ready for the day. He really liked Cake Cream and wanted to learn more about them. Axl looked up Cake Cream. He found out they would be performing at a local Bar. Axl put on a hat, his bandanas, and went to that Bar and watched them play their set. Axl was amazed. They were really good. After the set, Axl approached Cake Cream and properly introduced himself.

"Hi, I'm Michael Randall Johnson," he said, smiling. You guys are really good. I'm in the Music Business, and I think I can help you guys become big.

Cake Cream looked at him suspiciously. "How do we know you're not some Scammer?" Mike, the Lead Singer asked him warily. The other four Members backed up Mike's sentiments. Axl took off his hat and bandanas.

Cake Cream looked at him in awe and recognized him as that guy that helped Axl out last night!. Axl smiled. "Axl asked, "How do you feel about Guns N'Roses?"

Jimmy, the Bassist responded,"We're huge Fans of Guns N'Roses. We aspire to be like them. We opened for them last night and we don't open for Bands we don't like." Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. Axl smiled. "I'm a huge Guns N'Roses Fan myself," Axl said with a smile. "In fact, I think guys are the New Guns N'Roses of 2022."

Cake Cream all smiled. Axl asked if they had a Manager. Cake Cream didn't have a Manager. Axl offered to be their Manager. Axl said,"With my help, you can be the New Guns N'Roses." They accepted. They exchanged phone numbers. Axl offered to buy all of them Coke. The drink, not the drug, ;) and they all accepted and he bought them all Coke drinks and Cake Cream and Axl all drank the Cokes and chatted and Cake Cream thanked Axl. He welcomed them. They all chatted for a little while and then said their goodbyes and Axl left. Axl thought happily," Cake Cream is definitely my calling for 2022!

Axl went to his hotel and started wondering how to make Cake Cream huge Stars.

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Axl decided to go to Claven Records and promote Cake Cream. He showed the opening they did for Guns N'Roses latest show and Claven Record Executives were impressed. They told Axl to have them cut a Demo. Axl was excited and called Cake Cream and told them the good news. All of Cake Cream was excited as Claven Records is a huge Record Label in 2022. They agreed to meet up with Axl to cut the Demo the next day.

The next day, Axl told them he believed that they were 2022's Guns N'Roses and that he believed in them.

Axl had them play into a Cassette tape. Axl and they all went to Claven Records and turned in the Demo. Claven Records Execs were awed by the Demo and Cake Cream and Axl were excited. Claven Records told them they had a lot of real potential.

Claven Records told Cake Cream and Axl that they wanted to buy the Demo for $100,000 and Axl and Cake Cream were excited paperwork and contracts were read, understood, and signed and they sold the Demo. The next day, the Demo was unbeknownst put on ITUNES for sale by Claven Records and it hit number 1 on the Billboard 100.

Axl and Cake Cream were excited. The Demo was a huge hit! Fans loved it!

A couple of days later, Cake Cream and Axl threw a huge "We made it!" Party, filled with lots of Cake Cream Fans. The Party was filled with a lot of fun, alcoholic drinks, and food and music. Axl was very tired after a couple of hours and fell asleep. While he slept, Cake Cream Fans mentioned how weird it was that Michael always wore long sleeved shirts even in the very hot April.

Cake Cream acknowledged that this was weird, and Jimmy rolled back Axl's left sleeve and found nothing unusual. He said,"Michael doesn't have anything unusual on his left arm. " He then rolled Axl's right sleeve up and gasped as he saw the Appetite For Destruction Cross Forearm Tattoo, the same Tattoo Axl Rose had.

Jimmy said to his Bandmates, check out Michael's Cross Tattoo. It's the same one Axl Rose has. In the same spot." Cake Cream stared at Axl's Tattoo in complete shock. Was Michael really Axl Rose? The Cake Cream Fans also saw Axl's Tattoo. And all gasped. That's Axl Rose! A lot of Fans gasped in shock.

Billy played Devil's Advocate and said,"Michael can't be Axl Rose. Michael is about 25 and Axl is 60. Besides, Michael and Axl showed up on stage together side by side. If Michael really is Axl, the older Axl would have disappeared. There's no way two Axls would have shown up on stage at Guns N'Roses latest Concert. Sure, Michael has the same exact Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo that Axl has in the same exact spot, but Michael is a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. And besides, Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo is ALL of Guns N'Roses, not just Axl. It even says ,"Guns N'Roses." He could have easily just gotten a replica of Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo on his right forearm to show how big of a Fan he is of Guns N'Roses. Also, young Axl has red hair. Michael's hair is Black. I can't see Axl dying his signature and beloved red hair Black."

Jimmy said, "Hmm. Billy, you have a valid point that it be impossible for someone to stand next to themselves. And Michael could have gotten a replica of Axl's Cross Tattoo. Axl could have dyed his red hair Black if he wanted to disguise himself. But let's check Michael's wallet to be sure. If Michael really is Axl, he'd have something like an ID that has Axl's personal information on it." Billy agreed that Jimmy made perfect sense. All of Cream agreed.

Cake Cream searched Axl's wallet. They saw Michael Randall Johnson born in 1997. Billy said, "See. Michael isn't Axl. He's really Michael like he says he is." Mike pointed out that there was another ID. Cream saw Axl's REAL ID, the one that said," W. Axl Rose, Birthdate February 1962, expiration date February 1989 with his face on it. With his signature and beloved red hair. Axl for some reason carried around his REAL ID and his fake ID too. "Holy shait!" Billy said in shock. "Michael really is Axl Rose! "

They couldn't believe their Manager was really Axl Rose. No wonder Axl was so flawlessly able to cover for Older Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses show.

Cake Cream was so shocked, they left Axl's sleeve up, too in shock to roll it back down. They left Axl alone sleeping. Axl woke up a little later and immediately saw his sleeve was rolled up and his Cross Tattoo was clearly visible! "No!" Axl thought panicked, sitting up as suddenly as he did in his November Rain video. Axl had a feeling he had been exposed.

He quickly pulled down his sleeve and went back to the party. The Cake Cream Fans had left and it was just Cake Cream and Axl left. Cake Cream was looking at him intently. Axl blushed, uncomfortably.

Jimmy said,"Michael, it's kind of hot. Sure you don't want to change into a short sleeve shirt? You must be dying of the heat in that long sleeved shirt. You can change into my short sleeved shirt. "

Axl instinctively put his hand over his forearm and said,"No, I'm good."

Got anything to hide, Axl?" Billy, the Drummer asked him pointedly. "My name is Michael, " Axl lied, sweating.


Andy, the Keyboard Player asked,"Billy's right. Why do you keep wearing long sleeved shirts in April? It's 80 degrees!

My name is Michael, Axl lied, sweating. "I enjoy wearing long sleeved shirts as a Fashion choice."

James, the Guitarist said," You sounded flawless when you covered for Axl at the Guns N'Roses Show. You sounded like his younger self."

Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose."

Mike said,"Come on, we saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo. Only Axl has the Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."

Axl said,"I'm not Axl Rose. I'm just a huge fan of Guns N'Roses, and that includes Axl Rose. I thought Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo looked cool, so I got a replica of it. I went to the Tattoo Studio and told the Tattoo Artist,"I want the same Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo that Axl Rose has and I want it on my right forearm like he has and they gave it to me. That's all it is. A replica of Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo." Axl looked nervous


Jimmy said,"So, you also thought Axl's ID looked so cool, you ended up getting a replica of Axl's ID too?" Jimmy knowingly questioned with a knowing smirk. Axl looked at the ground, with a caught look on his face and body language. Jimmy said,"We saw your Axl Rose ID. We know that you're Axl Rose. Just admit it. We're your Fans, Axl. We love you." Cake Cream all confirmed this
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The "We're your Fans, we love you," is what really caused Axl to let his guard down. He admitted,"Yes, I'm Axl Rose," Axl said, reluctantly.

Cake Cream smiled and admitted they were happy he was there. Axl smiled and felt a huge sense of relief. He felt a huge weight had been lifted off of his shoulders.

Cake Cream wondered how Axl ended up in 2022 when he lived in 1987, and Axl admitted he had no idea how he ended up in 2022. Cake Cream smiled and once again mentioned how happy they were that he was there.

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"Please don't tell anyone that I'm really Axl Rose" Axl pleaded. Cake Cream Members looked at each other guiltily.

Axl caught this and asked,"Who else saw my Tattoo and ID? Axl asked, mildly panicked.

Jimmy guiltily replied,"Cake Fans saw your Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo."

"Holy shait!" Axl exclaimed, scared. Then he calmed down and asked,"Did anyone take pictures of my Tattoo?"

Cake Cream Members shook their heads. "Billy said,"We didn't see any of them take pictures" .

Axl breathed a sigh of relief. "If no one took any pictures, I really have nothing to worry about, Axl said. Cake Cream smiled.

Axl fully relaxed, confident that his secret was safe. But then, a little while later, Andy said,"Uh oh," to the rest of Cake Cream. Cake Cream . He showed his Bandmates the viral video on YouTube a Cake Cream Fan had taken of Axl's Tattoo while he slept. Axl was eating a ham and cheese sandwich in the kitchen, oblivious to the Viral Video(He wasn't even watching YouTube. )

Cake Cream knew eventually that Axl would see the Axl Rose Tattoo viral video, but they wanted to keep him from finding out about this viral video for as long as possible. They partly blamed themselves for exposing his Tattoo in the first place in a party full of Cake Fans while he slept. They all felt guilt for that. They all knew deep down they could have just checked his Tattoo while he slept after the Fans had left. And asked him if he was really Axl Rose in private.

Axl finished eating his ham and cheese sandwich and went to the living room where Cake Cream was watching a video on YouTube.

"What are you guys watching?" Axl asked curiously. Cake Cream Members all jumped.

"Axl!" Andy said in uncomfortable shock! We thought you were in the kitchen eating your ham and cheese sandwich.

"I'm finished," Axl said.

Cake Cream giggled uncomfortably. Axl felt something was going on. "Guys, what's going on?" Axl asked them.

Billy very suspiciously turned off YouTube and asked Axl if he wanted to go to sleep.

Axl wryly said,"The last time I fell asleep in this house, you guys exposed my Tattoo to a bunch of random Fans." Axl quipped passive aggressively.

Axl, we just wanted to see why you always wear long sleeved shirts even in the hot April. We didn't know a Fan would take a video of your Tattoo and upload it to YouTube, Billy said impulsively.

Axl caught on to the "Fan took video of your Tattoo and uploaded it to YouTube," as the other Cake Cream Members lightly hit Billy in the arm for saying that to Axl.

"A Fan took a video of my Tattoo?" Axl resppnded, mildly panicked.

"Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that Axl's Tattoo video went viral on YouTube.

Axl asked,"What does viral on YouTube mean?" In 1987, Viral means a contagious virus that spreads around quickly. But I don't know what it means in 2022. "

Mike responded,"Viral on YouTube means that it's been viewed MANY times.

"NO!" Axl exclaimed, panic rumbling through his stomach. A bunch of People would now know his secret!


"We're sorry, Axl, " Cake Cream Members told him.

You guys are sorry? Axl responded with biting disdain. "I could be kidnapped or get murdered as a result of a bunch of People now knowing that I ended up in 2022 as a result of this." Axl sneered angrily. "But thank you guys for saying you're sorry," Axl bitterly quipped.

Jimmy said,"You could have just told us upfront that you were Axl. We wouldn't have had to expose you in front of a bunch of Fans if you'd just told us the truth from the get go. We would have kept your secret. We wouldn't have told anyone else you were Axl." Jimmy felt guilty about what they'd done to Axl, but tried deflecting the blame to Axl. Cake Cream all backed up what Jimmy said.

"Axl responded angrily,"Fine, find yourselves a new Manager!" And left angrily. He went back to his Hotel Room, feeling both mad and guilty at the same time.

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Axl felt guilty over storming away from Cake Cream like that. His stomach turned uncontrollably. "They made a mistake. They didn't mean to hurt you," his conscience tortured him.

He ate and went to bed, tossing and turning in his sleep. He woke up feeling like shait over storming off like that. He got ready for the day. He found himself wondering and worrying about what Cake Cream was doing now. He reluctantly called Billy.

Billy coldly told him,"I really don't want to speak to you."

Please? Axl begged him. "I'm really sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy softened. "You promise you're sorry?" He asked him tentatively.

Axl said,"Yes, I promise I really am sorry about storming off on you guys yesterday."

Billy said," Okay, apology accepted. I'll talk to the other Cake Cream Members."

Axl smiled and said,"Thank you!" He felt relieved. Billy welcomed him.

Later, Billy called him and told him they wanted him to come over and they could talk this over face to face.

Axl got ready and went to Billy's house where all of them were waiting for him. Axl told them he was sorry about what he did yesterday. Axl put his finger in his ear nervously and then took out his finger and looked at it.

"Uh, Axl, why did you stick your finger in your ear and then take it out and look at it?" Jimmy asked.

Axl responded,"I'm feeling nervous."

Jimmy and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously themselves.

Finally, Jimmy spoke. "Uh, Axl, you are from 1987 and you didn't start putting your finger in your ear and then taking it out and looking at it out of nervousness until 1989. The other Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Axl was like,"Oh well. Do you guys forgive me?" Cake Cream said they forgave him.

They watched TV, and St. Louis was mentioned in a show they were watching.

"Fuc St. Louis!" St. Louis fucing SUCKS!" Axl said angrily.

Cake Cream looked at each other nervously again. Axl hadn't had any problems with St. Louis until 1991 when the Riverport Concert Riot happened.

Billy said,"Uh, Axl, you were mad at St. Louis in 1991 because of the Riverport Concert Riot. You are from 1987. Technically, you shouldn't be mad at St. Louis." Cake Cream Members confirmed this.

Cake Cream Members were wondering why 1987 Axl was acting like his near future selves.

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Cake Cream Members were wondering if Axl would soon go into the era he snapped in 1991. They wondered if they should get him a Therapist.

"Axl, are you feeling okay? Jimmy asked him, concerned.

"I'm fine. Just feeling pissed at St. Louis," Axl responded.

"Billy said,"You know in 2022, there's a lot of People you can talk to if you feel like you need any help. There's a lot more help available in 2022 than in 1987 and 1991.

Axl said,"Are you calling me crazy?" He felt offended and insulted.

Cake Cream Members looked at each other nervously.

Andy said,"We're trying to prevent you from snapping like your future self did in 1991. You're showing signs of acting like your near future selves."

Axl remembered at the store that the Employee mentioned Axl went crazy in 1991. He told Cake Cream Members this.

They confirmed what he said. They all including Axl agreed that Axl needed a Therapist in order to prevent snapping.

The next day, they took him to a Therapist and the Therapist and Axl opened up about feeling lost, stressed, and overwhelmed and not quite feeling like he belonged. The Therapist listened to him intently and communicated back. Axl felt better after his session and grateful he had Cake Cream Members looking out for him.

After the Session, Cake Cream Members and Axl went to Burger King. After eating, they were walking down the street when a Paparazzi Person followed Axl and said,"Hey Axl Rose!" And snapped pictures of Axl without his permission. Please stop following me and taking pictures of me," Axl said politely. "I'm not Axl Rose. My name is Michael Randall Johnson." Cake Cream Members stood up for Axl saying,"Please leave Michael alone. He's not Axl Rose."

The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl and follow him . Cake Cream said,"Stop bothering Michael. He's politely asked you to stop." The Paparazzi Person continued to follow Axl and snap pictures of him without his permission. Axl fed up said,"If you don't stop taking pictures of me and following me, I'm going to punch you in your fucing face and break that fucing camera!" The Paparazzi Person continued to snap pictures of Axl and follow him. Axl fed up, yelled, "Fuc you!" And punched the Paparazzi Person in his face and broke his camera. The Paparazzi person was stunned and left with his broken camera. Axl was satisfied his pictures wouldn't be published if the camera was broken.

"God, that felt good," Axl said with a smug smirk. "That'll teach him to not harass, stalk, and snap pictures of me without my permission."

Cake Cream Members were concerned that someone else could have taken pictures of what just happened.

Jimmy said,"I think you just signed your own arrest Warrant, Axl," he said nervously.

Axl said smugly,"The camera's broken. No way will this guy publish my pictures. It was just us and that Creep. No way am I getting arrested. "

Billy said,"But this happened on a public street. Anyone driving by could take pictures. That Creep could press charges.

Axl wondered if Billy had a valid point. Cake Cream and Axl went to Billy's house and checked YouTube. Sure enough, it was filmed and already going viral on YouTube.

SHAIT! Axl cried emotionally. Cake Cream Members tried to soothe Axl's mind by pointing out that the guy was harassing and stalking Axl and snapping pictures of him without his permission. They pointed out Axl was acting in self defense when he punched the Paparazzi Person and broke his camera and the Paparazzi Person had it coming.

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Cake Cream wondered if they should hide Axl. They were huge fans of his and didn't want him to end up behind bars. A few hours later, Police knocked on Billy's door. Jimmy, Andy, James, Billy, and Mike hid Axl in Billy's secret compartment closet.

Billy nervously opened the door and the Police informed him they were looking for Axl Rose. Billy claimed they last saw Axl Rose at the latest Guns N'Roses Show days ago and didn't know where he was. The rest of Cake Cream backed up Billy.

"Mind if we look around for Axl?"

Billy emotionally said,"We already told you! We don't know where Axl is!" He begun to sweat uncomfortably. The other Cake Cream Members backed up Billy again.

"We're coming in anyways," the Police said. They came in and started searching for Axl.

"Billy said, " We already told you, Axl isn't here! Please leave!"

Jimmy said,"This is an unlawful search. Axl's not in this house. Leave us alone. " Other Cake Cream Members also protested this.

The Police continued searching for Axl.


Axl's heart was palpitating. He thanked his lucky stars Cake Cream liked him so much, they were hiding him from Police. Billy told him this was a secret compartment closet, but he knew there was a chance he could still be found if the Police opened this door. Axl was able to crawl into an upper vent.

The Police searched the house and didn't find Axl. But then they went to the secret compartment closet where Axl had been hiding.

Billy emotionally cried,"Axl's not in there! Please leave!" The Police ignored Billy and opened the door. Axl wasn't there.

Billy was shocked but calmly said,"See? Axl's not here." He and the other Cake Cream Members looked at each other in confusion and shock. Where the hell was Axl?" All of Cake Cream wondered telepathically to each other. The Police said,"It's obvious Axl isn't in this house. We're leaving."

The Police left. Axl breathed a sigh of relief, safe in his hiding place.

Axl crawled back down out of the vent and went back to the closet and walked out.

Cake Cream Members wondered where he had disappeared too. Axl answered with a smile,"I hid in the upper vent. Billy, your secret compartment closet is not all that hidden," Axl said wryly. Billy blushed guilty. But thank you for trying."

Billy then thought and said,"Wait! My house has a hidden crawl space! You can hide there if Police come back! Cake Cream Members were like,"Yeah, you do have a hidden crawl space!" Axl asked to see it. They showed it to him. Axl hid in it as practice and he was completely hidden from anyone looking. Axl was glad he was skinny and wryly thought that no way would chubbier older Axl be able to hide in this crawl space. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members heard another knock. This time, it was the FBI looking for Axl. And they had a Search Warrant. They had to let the FBI come in. Cake Cream Members told Axl to hide in the hidden crawl space and he did. The FBI were let in and they looked for Axl. They came close to the hidden crawl space and Axl's heart caught in his throat. Please God, let me be completely hidden," he silently prayed. The FBI searched the area around the hidden crawl space but didn't see Axl. They left and Axl breathed another sigh of relief. Axl left the crawl space.

Cake Cream Members told Axl they were sorry for exposing his Tattoo in a house full of Cake Cream Fans and indirectly causing Axl to become a Fugitive. Axl said,"You didn't mean to harm me," he said understanding. I thank you for hiding me from the Police and the FBI."

Cake Cream welcomed him.

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Do you guys want to record a new song now?" Axl asked Cake Cream.

Cake Cream looked around at each other incredulously. And at Axl. Axl was asking if they wanted to record a song with all that was happening with him?

Andy asked,"Are you sure we should be recording a song now? I mean, shouldn't we be more focused on keeping you hidden from the Authorities? You're in trouble with the law. " Cake Cream were like," We were also thinking that."

"The Authorities left," Axl said and I'm still your Manager," Axl reasoned, smiling. Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll life." Guns N'Roses have performed under stress like the time we did a show when all of us were high and drunk out of our minds. We were fuced up out of our minds as we had just snorted lines of Cocaine and chased it down with shots of Whiskey just minutes before the show. We still ended up doing the show decently.

Cake Cream asked if he was suggesting they get high and drunk and then perform.

Axl said,"No, we did that in the late 80's when you could do drugs and drink openly in the street and not be arrested. If you did that in 2022, you'd most likely be arrested. Axl reasoned.

Cake Cream talked amongst themselves and decided that Axl was right. They recorded a new song and it sounded great. It was reminiscent of Out Ta Get Me and Axl wondered how they would send it to Claven Records. Axl was a Fugitive and Cake Cream were most likely Suspects for abetting him.

"Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll," Axl reminded himself out loud. Cake Cream heard him and looked at him curiously. Axl blushed.

Axl thought and thought. Finally he came up with a solution. He told Billy to give the new song to Claven Records the next morning wearing a disguise. Billy trusted Axl and was like,"Good idea, Axl!"

The next day, Billy put on a hat, a wig, and sunglasses and went to Claven Records and claimed he found this unnamed tape outside. Claven Records execs took it from him and thanked him. Billy welcomed them and left.

He went back home and Axl and Cake Cream asked how it went and Billy said,"It went smoothly."

They all smiled. They ordered no contact pizza and ate it when it came.

They turned on the radio and the new song was already playing on the radio! They cheered happily. They went on Social Media and Cake Cream Fans were praising the new song and thought,"This definitely sounds like Cake Cream! I love the new song!"

Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream were definitely becoming huge stars, which was Axl's goal for them .

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Sandy said... Do you guys want to record a new song now?" Axl asked Cake Cream.

Cake Cream looked around at each other incredulously. And at Axl. Axl was asking if they wanted to record a song with all that was happening with him?

Andy asked,"Are you sure we should be recording a song now? I mean, shouldn't we be more focused on keeping you hidden from the Authorities? You're in trouble with the law. " Cake Cream were like," We were also thinking that."

"The Authorities left," Axl said and I'm still your Manager," Axl reasoned, smiling. Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll life." Guns N'Roses have performed under stress like the time we did a show when all of us were high and drunk out of our minds. We were fuced up out of our minds as we had just snorted lines of Cocaine and chased it down with shots of Whiskey just minutes before the show. We still ended up doing the show decently.

Cake Cream asked if he was suggesting they get high and drunk and then perform.

Axl said,"No, we did that in the late 80's when you could do drugs and drink openly in the street and not be arrested. If you did that in 2022, you'd most likely be arrested. Axl reasoned.

Cake Cream talked amongst themselves and decided that Axl was right. They recorded a new song and it sounded great. It was reminiscent of Out Ta Get Me and Axl wondered how they would send it to Claven Records. Axl was a Fugitive and Cake Cream were most likely Suspects for abetting him.

"Working under stress is a part of Rock And Roll," Axl reminded himself out loud. Cake Cream heard him and looked at him curiously. Axl blushed.

Axl thought and thought. Finally he came up with a solution. He told Billy to give the new song to Claven Records the next morning wearing a disguise. Billy trusted Axl and was like,"Good idea, Axl!"

The next day, Billy put on a hat, a wig, and sunglasses and went to Claven Records and claimed he found this unnamed tape outside. Claven Records execs took it from him and thanked him. Billy welcomed them and left.

He went back home and Axl and Cake Cream asked how it went and Billy said,"It went smoothly."

They all smiled. They ordered no contact pizza and ate it when it came.

They turned on the radio and the new song was already playing on the radio! They cheered happily. They went on Social Media and Cake Cream Fans were praising the new song and thought,"This definitely sounds like Cake Cream! I love the new song!"

Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream were definitely becoming huge stars, which was Axl's goal for them .
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Axl had to chuckle at the irony of his Out Ta Get Me song and his situation and the fact that Cake Cream's new song sounded suspiciously like Out Ta Get Me. Axl pointed this out to Cake Cream. Cake Cream smiled and Jimmy said,,How ironic that the Authorities really are out to get you now just like the song.

Axl chortled,"But I'm not fucing innocent." He laughed wryly.

Jimmy also acknowledged the irony that the new song sounded like Out Ta Get Me at the same time they were hiding Axl from the Authorities. They all smiled.

They turned on the News and there was a segment where they played a little of Cake Cream's new song and Guns N'Roses Out Ta Get Me and mentioned how incredibly alike the songs were. News Anchors wondered if whoever made the new song could get sued by Guns N'Roses for Plagiarism/Copyright Infringement.

Some random People were interviewed if they thought the new song sounded a lot like Out Ta Get Me. Each and everyone of the People thought the new song sounded suspiciously a lot like Out Ta Get Me. They were asked if Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song. The answers were basically "Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song.

Cake Cream Members looked at Axl uncomfortably. "Good job, Manager. Now People are wondering if we plagarized Guns N'Roses and thinking we should get sued," Jimmy said bitingly.

Axl responded," Come on, current Guns N'Roses is not going to sue you guys. I'll call Older Axl and talk this out with him to be sure."

Cake Cream agreed.

Axl called Older Axl and begged him to claim that Current Guns N'Roses wouldn't sue Cake Cream for plagiarism because it was an approved sample by Guns N'Roses.

Older Axl said with a sigh,"Axl, the new Cake Cream song does sound a lot like Out Ta Get Me. You really messed up big time with that one."

Axl said,"Please? Cake Cream is a big fan of us and they would love it if you guys would say you won't sue them for plagiarism and claim it was an approved sample. It will mean a lot to them. They just wanted to pay homage to us with the new song."

Older Axl said with a reluctant sigh,"Okay, I'll talk Current Guns N'Roses into claiming it was an approved sample.

Axl was grateful. He thanked Older Axl and was welcomed. He told Cake Cream the good news and they were all relieved.

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Sandy said... Axl had to chuckle at the irony of his Out Ta Get Me song and his situation and the fact that Cake Cream's new song sounded suspiciously like Out Ta Get Me. Axl pointed this out to Cake Cream. Cake Cream smiled and Jimmy said,,How ironic that the Authorities really are out to get you now just like the song.

Axl chortled,"But I'm not fucing innocent." He laughed wryly.

Jimmy also acknowledged the irony that the new song sounded like Out Ta Get Me at the same time they were hiding Axl from the Authorities. They all smiled.

They turned on the News and there was a segment where they played a little of Cake Cream's new song and Guns N'Roses Out Ta Get Me and mentioned how incredibly alike the songs were. News Anchors wondered if whoever made the new song could get sued by Guns N'Roses for Plagiarism/Copyright Infringement.

Some random People were interviewed if they thought the new song sounded a lot like Out Ta Get Me. Each and everyone of the People thought the new song sounded suspiciously a lot like Out Ta Get Me. They were asked if Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song. The answers were basically "Guns N'Roses should sue whoever made the new song.

Cake Cream Members looked at Axl uncomfortably. "Good job, Manager. Now People are wondering if we plagarized Guns N'Roses and thinking we should get sued," Jimmy said bitingly.

Axl responded," Come on, current Guns N'Roses is not going to sue you guys. I'll call Older Axl and talk this out with him to be sure."

Cake Cream agreed.

Axl called Older Axl and begged him to claim that Current Guns N'Roses wouldn't sue Cake Cream for plagiarism because it was an approved sample by Guns N'Roses.

Older Axl said with a sigh,"Axl, the new Cake Cream song does sound a lot like Out Ta Get Me. You really messed up big time with that one."

Axl said,"Please? Cake Cream is a big fan of us and they would love it if you guys would say you won't sue them for plagiarism and claim it was an approved sample. It will mean a lot to them. They just wanted to pay homage to us with the new song."

Older Axl said with a reluctant sigh,"Okay, I'll talk Current Guns N'Roses into claiming it was an approved sample.

Axl was grateful. He thanked Older Axl and was welcomed. He told Cake Cream the good news and they were all relieved.
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Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses came through and publicly in a News Interview claimed that they would not be suing Cake Cream and claimed they gave Cake Cream permission to sample Out Ta Get Me.

Axl and Cake Cream breathed a sigh of relief. But Andy pointed out that Axl was still a Fugitive and they still had that problem. Axl looked shyly at the ground.

Mike tried to lighten up the mood by saying," "As someone named Axl once asked in Sweet Child Of Mine," "Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go now?"

Axl had to chuckle at that one and so did Cake Cream.

Axl responded, in the tune of Sweet Child Of Mine, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where we go now."

Cake Cream and Axl were now bursting into even more laughter. The tension was slightly dissolved and they decided to kick back and relax and just put the fact that Axl was a Wanted Fugitive and they were accomplices harboring him on the back burner. Axl thought happily,"Cake Cream are more than my Fans or my Clients. They're my Friends. Like my Brothers even. He smiled.

Axl and Cake Cream spent the next hour just having fun, watching TV and kicking back and relaxing when they saw that there was now a $5,000 Bounty for tips leading to Axl Rose's arrest.

$5,000 Bounty for my arrest? Axl said dumbfounded. All I did was punch a guy in the face and break his camera who had been harassing me!"

Cake Cream said,"We know Axl. We know. We were there with you. That guy deserved to get hit by you and his camera broken. He kept following you and snapping pictures of you even after you asked him to stop."

Jimmy said,"We're still going to protect you. We won't let them find you. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. Axl trusted Cake Cream and relaxed. He relaxed so much that he fell asleep again.

Andy said,"I don't like the fact that we're harboring a Fugitive. Axl should be out of this house. We should turn in Axl and collect the $5,000. $1,000 for each of us. Get paid to get rid of our problem. Kill two birds with one stone.

Billy stared at Andy in shock. "We are not turning in Axl for $5,000. He's our Friend." The other Cake Cream Bandmates felt uncomfortable that Andy was even thinking of turning in Axl for $5,000. They were disgusted. Billy sent Andy $5,000 through Zelle from his bank account and said,"Here's $5,000 all for you. Don't turn Axl in."

Andy took the $5,000 and agreed to not turn Axl in. Cake Cream were stunned that Andy wanted to give up Axl in the first place for the $5,000. Axl slept for a couple of hours and then woke up.

Axl said with a huge smile, "Thank you guys for hiding me from Authorities. It really means a lot to me. I trust you guys."

Andy said, "We enjoy having you here. We enjoy having you as a Guest. We're glad you're here." He smiled at Axl.

Axl smiled at Andy back. Other Cake Cream Members stared at each other in uncomfortable confusion. Just a little while ago, Andy suggested they sell out Axl for $5,000. Now he was acting like he didn't attempt to sell out Axl just a little while ago. They pointed out to each other that Andy constantly kept bringing up the fact that Axl was a Fugitive when the other four were just happy to have him there. They admitted in hindsight that Andy's constant bringing up Axl being a Fugitive was a huge red flag.

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Sandy said... Older Axl and Current Guns N'Roses came through and publicly in a News Interview claimed that they would not be suing Cake Cream and claimed they gave Cake Cream permission to sample Out Ta Get Me.

Axl and Cake Cream breathed a sigh of relief. But Andy pointed out that Axl was still a Fugitive and they still had that problem. Axl looked shyly at the ground.

Mike tried to lighten up the mood by saying," "As someone named Axl once asked in Sweet Child Of Mine," "Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go now?"

Axl had to chuckle at that one and so did Cake Cream.

Axl responded, in the tune of Sweet Child Of Mine, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where we go now."

Cake Cream and Axl were now bursting into even more laughter. The tension was slightly dissolved and they decided to kick back and relax and just put the fact that Axl was a Wanted Fugitive and they were accomplices harboring him on the back burner. Axl thought happily,"Cake Cream are more than my Fans or my Clients. They're my Friends. Like my Brothers even. He smiled.

Axl and Cake Cream spent the next hour just having fun, watching TV and kicking back and relaxing when they saw that there was now a $5,000 Bounty for tips leading to Axl Rose's arrest.

$5,000 Bounty for my arrest? Axl said dumbfounded. All I did was punch a guy in the face and break his camera who had been harassing me!"

Cake Cream said,"We know Axl. We know. We were there with you. That guy deserved to get hit by you and his camera broken. He kept following you and snapping pictures of you even after you asked him to stop."

Jimmy said,"We're still going to protect you. We won't let them find you. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy. Axl trusted Cake Cream and relaxed. He relaxed so much that he fell asleep again.

Andy said,"I don't like the fact that we're harboring a Fugitive. Axl should be out of this house. We should turn in Axl and collect the $5,000. $1,000 for each of us. Get paid to get rid of our problem. Kill two birds with one stone.

Billy stared at Andy in shock. "We are not turning in Axl for $5,000. He's our Friend." The other Cake Cream Bandmates felt uncomfortable that Andy was even thinking of turning in Axl for $5,000. They were disgusted. Billy sent Andy $5,000 through Zelle from his bank account and said,"Here's $5,000 all for you. Don't turn Axl in."

Andy took the $5,000 and agreed to not turn Axl in. Cake Cream were stunned that Andy wanted to give up Axl in the first place for the $5,000. Axl slept for a couple of hours and then woke up.

Axl said with a huge smile, "Thank you guys for hiding me from Authorities. It really means a lot to me. I trust you guys."

Andy said, "We enjoy having you here. We enjoy having you as a Guest. We're glad you're here." He smiled at Axl.

Axl smiled at Andy back. Other Cake Cream Members stared at each other in uncomfortable confusion. Just a little while ago, Andy suggested they sell out Axl for $5,000. Now he was acting like he didn't attempt to sell out Axl just a little while ago. They pointed out to each other that Andy constantly kept bringing up the fact that Axl was a Fugitive when the other four were just happy to have him there. They admitted in hindsight that Andy's constant bringing up Axl being a Fugitive was a huge red flag.
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Police soon knocked on Billy's house again. And showed up with both an Arrest and a Search Warrant. The viral video that was on YouTube showed that Cake Cream was with Axl when the altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. They were also seen on Burger King surveillance camera hanging out with each other and eating together earlier that day. Also they were seen at the bar where Axl first approached them, seen on Claven Records surveillance camera, the Fan that took the viral video of Axl's Tattoo had also filmed Cake Cream in the same shot at the party together. Meaning they lied about last seeing Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago.

Axl hid in the hidden crawl space again as Police searched the house again for him. Axl's conscience tortured him. "You can't keep causing Authorities to search Billy's house," his conscience scolded him. "Turn yourself in," his conscience told him.

He heard the Police say,"We know for a fact that you guys were with Axl after the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago. All five of you are accomplices and are liable to be under arrest if you don't give up Axl or he doesn't turn himself in. "Cake Cream admitted they were hanging out with Axl the day of the Paparazzi Person altercation, had a party with him, were at Burger King with him, were at the bar with him and at Claven Records with him, but claimed that they went their separate ways and hadn't seen Axl since they were with him when the Altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. Police questioned them further, they refused to give up Axl and Police finally left.

Axl left the hidden crawl space and once again thanked Cake Cream for hiding him and was welcomed. They ate and chatted and Axl took a shower and went to sleep.

Axl woke up at 3 AM. Axl's conscience was really bothering him. He knew he had to turn himself in. He took his cellphone, a mask, his wallet with his REAL ID in it and left Billy's house. He knew that Cake Cream wouldn't have allowed him to turn himself in if they were awake and he had to do this while they were all asleep and had no idea he had even left the house. He walked to the nearest Police Station and turned himself in.

"I'm Axl Rose, he told the Police. "I'm here to turn myself in. The Cops looked at him in shock. They ran his Social Security number and his records and were amazed his records showed he was last arrested in the 1980's. He looked about 25. How did this 25 year old looking guy have records stating he had been arrested in the 1980's? He showed his REAL ID. The Cops were stunned. This 25 year old looking guy was 60 according to his ID.

He was patted down and given a strip search and the Cops looked in amazement at his multiple Tattoos. Axl smirked as he had nothing to hide on him. The Cops found nothing on him. His Mugshot was taken. He had a relieved smirk on his face in his Mugshot as turning himself in took a huge weight off his shoulders. His fingerprints were taken, he was given an orange jumpsuit. His personal belongings and original clothes were relinquished to Police. His Bond was set at $40,000. He was given a Court Date for three days from now.

He would have to remain in Custody until then if the bond wasn't met. He was put in the same cell as drunks, drug addicts, and shoplifters. Axl thanked God none of these people were Murderers or Rapists. News of his booking spread fast and his Mugshot trended quickly. Axl fell asleep.

At 8 AM, Billy came to visit him. Axl woke up and chatted with him. Billy said,"You should have told us you were going to turn yourself in. We would have went with you and supported you." Axl quipped wryly. "No, you wouldn't. You guys would have stopped me from turning myself in. Billy sheepishly admitted they would have stopped him. Axl said,"I know you guys and know that you guyswould have stopped me. That's exactly why I turned myself in in the middle of the night alone while you guys were sleeping. Billy blushed shyly.

Axl smiled and sang,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh. Billy said that Cake Cream set up a Go Fund Me page for Axl's Bond and said it already had $15,000 in it. Axl asked what a Go Fund Me page was and Billy said it was basically a Charity. Axl smiled and said," Thank you." Billy smiled back and welcomed him. They chatted for a long while and Billy checked the Go Fund Me page and the Go Fund Me page had reached the $40,000 goal!

Billy smiled and said,"You have a lot of Fans. We love you. So much we're willing to pay $40,000 to get you out of jail!" Billy winked. Axl smiled back. Axl's Bond was paid with the Go Fund Me page and he was free to go until his Court date. He got his personal belongings back and changed back into his original clothes and the orange jumpsuit given back. He and Billy walked back to his house.

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Sandy said... Police soon knocked on Billy's house again. And showed up with both an Arrest and a Search Warrant. The viral video that was on YouTube showed that Cake Cream was with Axl when the altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. They were also seen on Burger King surveillance camera hanging out with each other and eating together earlier that day. Also they were seen at the bar where Axl first approached them, seen on Claven Records surveillance camera, the Fan that took the viral video of Axl's Tattoo had also filmed Cake Cream in the same shot at the party together. Meaning they lied about last seeing Axl at the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago.

Axl hid in the hidden crawl space again as Police searched the house again for him. Axl's conscience tortured him. "You can't keep causing Authorities to search Billy's house," his conscience scolded him. "Turn yourself in," his conscience told him.

He heard the Police say,"We know for a fact that you guys were with Axl after the latest Guns N'Roses Concert days ago. All five of you are accomplices and are liable to be under arrest if you don't give up Axl or he doesn't turn himself in. "Cake Cream admitted they were hanging out with Axl the day of the Paparazzi Person altercation, had a party with him, were at Burger King with him, were at the bar with him and at Claven Records with him, but claimed that they went their separate ways and hadn't seen Axl since they were with him when the Altercation with the Paparazzi Person happened. Police questioned them further, they refused to give up Axl and Police finally left.

Axl left the hidden crawl space and once again thanked Cake Cream for hiding him and was welcomed. They ate and chatted and Axl took a shower and went to sleep.

Axl woke up at 3 AM. Axl's conscience was really bothering him. He knew he had to turn himself in. He took his cellphone, a mask, his wallet with his REAL ID in it and left Billy's house. He knew that Cake Cream wouldn't have allowed him to turn himself in if they were awake and he had to do this while they were all asleep and had no idea he had even left the house. He walked to the nearest Police Station and turned himself in.

"I'm Axl Rose, he told the Police. "I'm here to turn myself in. The Cops looked at him in shock. They ran his Social Security number and his records and were amazed his records showed he was last arrested in the 1980's. He looked about 25. How did this 25 year old looking guy have records stating he had been arrested in the 1980's? He showed his REAL ID. The Cops were stunned. This 25 year old looking guy was 60 according to his ID.

He was patted down and given a strip search and the Cops looked in amazement at his multiple Tattoos. Axl smirked as he had nothing to hide on him. The Cops found nothing on him. His Mugshot was taken. He had a relieved smirk on his face in his Mugshot as turning himself in took a huge weight off his shoulders. His fingerprints were taken, he was given an orange jumpsuit. His personal belongings and original clothes were relinquished to Police. His Bond was set at $40,000. He was given a Court Date for three days from now.

He would have to remain in Custody until then if the bond wasn't met. He was put in the same cell as drunks, drug addicts, and shoplifters. Axl thanked God none of these people were Murderers or Rapists. News of his booking spread fast and his Mugshot trended quickly. Axl fell asleep.

At 8 AM, Billy came to visit him. Axl woke up and chatted with him. Billy said,"You should have told us you were going to turn yourself in. We would have went with you and supported you." Axl quipped wryly. "No, you wouldn't. You guys would have stopped me from turning myself in. Billy sheepishly admitted they would have stopped him. Axl said,"I know you guys and know that you guyswould have stopped me. That's exactly why I turned myself in in the middle of the night alone while you guys were sleeping. Billy blushed shyly.

Axl smiled and sang,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Making Billy laugh. Billy said that Cake Cream set up a Go Fund Me page for Axl's Bond and said it already had $15,000 in it. Axl asked what a Go Fund Me page was and Billy said it was basically a Charity. Axl smiled and said," Thank you." Billy smiled back and welcomed him. They chatted for a long while and Billy checked the Go Fund Me page and the Go Fund Me page had reached the $40,000 goal!

Billy smiled and said,"You have a lot of Fans. We love you. So much we're willing to pay $40,000 to get you out of jail!" Billy winked. Axl smiled back. Axl's Bond was paid with the Go Fund Me page and he was free to go until his Court date. He got his personal belongings back and changed back into his original clothes and the orange jumpsuit given back. He and Billy walked back to his house.
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When they got to Billy's house, Cake Cream asked Axl how his stay in jail was.

Axl responded with a smile, "It was pretty easy. I was record searched, strip searched, my mugshot and fingerprints taken and put in a cell with drug addicts, drunks, and shoplifters. I slept much of the way and was given a Court Date and bailed out through the Go Fund Me. Thank you guys for the Go Fund Me."

Cake Cream smiled and welcomed him.

Andy asked,"Are you still a Fugitive? Will we still have to hide you?"

Cake Cream couldn't believe that Andy was still bringing up the Fugitive thing.

Axl responded,"I turned myself in and was released on bail just hours later. I'm no longer a Fugitive. You guys don't have to hide me anymore. I can walk openly now. But thank you guys for hiding me."

Cake Cream welcomed him and Axl and Cake Cream bathed and got ready for the day. They went to Denny's. The same Denny's that Axl went to a few days ago. Axl had the same Waiter again.

His Waiter who was named Thomas warmly welcomed him and said,"Long time no see, Axl. Axl blushed and warmly responded back. Okay, I'm Axl Rose. I had to claim I wasn't Axl the other day because of obvious reasons.

Thomas said,"No problem." He warmly talked to Cake Cream too and they warmly responded back. Thomas took all of their orders and left. As they waited for their food, a couple of Guns N'Roses Fans and Cake Cream Fans begged them for Autographs.

Axl said,"Fans asking for Autographs is also a huge part of Rock And Roll." Cake Cream nodded and all of them signed their autographs for their Fans. Their Fans were happy. All of them smiled back. Cake Cream and Axl all chatted with their Fans. The Fans went soon went back to their tables. Cake Cream and Axl's foods were soon given and they ate and drank. After eating, they paid their bills and left.

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Sandy said... When they got to Billy's house, Cake Cream asked Axl how his stay in jail was.

Axl responded with a smile, "It was pretty easy. I was record searched, strip searched, my mugshot and fingerprints taken and put in a cell with drug addicts, drunks, and shoplifters. I slept much of the way and was given a Court Date and bailed out through the Go Fund Me. Thank you guys for the Go Fund Me."

Cake Cream smiled and welcomed him.

Andy asked,"Are you still a Fugitive? Will we still have to hide you?"

Cake Cream couldn't believe that Andy was still bringing up the Fugitive thing.

Axl responded,"I turned myself in and was released on bail just hours later. I'm no longer a Fugitive. You guys don't have to hide me anymore. I can walk openly now. But thank you guys for hiding me."

Cake Cream welcomed him and Axl and Cake Cream bathed and got ready for the day. They went to Denny's. The same Denny's that Axl went to a few days ago. Axl had the same Waiter again.

His Waiter who was named Thomas warmly welcomed him and said,"Long time no see, Axl. Axl blushed and warmly responded back. Okay, I'm Axl Rose. I had to claim I wasn't Axl the other day because of obvious reasons.

Thomas said,"No problem." He warmly talked to Cake Cream too and they warmly responded back. Thomas took all of their orders and left. As they waited for their food, a couple of Guns N'Roses Fans and Cake Cream Fans begged them for Autographs.

Axl said,"Fans asking for Autographs is also a huge part of Rock And Roll." Cake Cream nodded and all of them signed their autographs for their Fans. Their Fans were happy. All of them smiled back. Cake Cream and Axl all chatted with their Fans. The Fans went soon went back to their tables. Cake Cream and Axl's foods were soon given and they ate and drank. After eating, they paid their bills and left.
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Cake Cream and Axl left Denny's and went to the Mall. Axl chose and bought short sleeved shirts, grateful that he didn't have to keep wearing long sleeved shirts now that his secret was out. James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy also chose short sleeved shirts. Billy reminded Axl that he had a Court Date coming up in three days and should buy a suit. Axl responded,"Good thinking." Billy smiled. Axl bought a long sleeved black three piece suit.

Cake Cream giggled at his choice.

Axl confused responded,"What's so funny about a long sleeved black three piece suit?"

James responded,"At your court date in 1993, you wore a garish turquoise suit to court. That black three piece suit is a lot better than that garish turquoise suit you wore to Court. Axl asked to see the garish turquoise suit. Cake Cream showed him the garish turquoise suit on YouTube.

Axl responded,"Yikes. What the hell was I thinking with that weird looking suit?" He cringed good naturedly.

They all laughed. Cake Cream bought clothes too and they went home(Billy's house, Billy's house was their home now)

At home, Cake Cream decided to do a practice Court hearing for Axl's upcoming Court Date in order to help him out.

Axl smiled. He was "Sworn in," by James the Baliff.

He took the oath. He was seated.

Andy pretended to be the Creep. The Creep pressing charges on Axl was named Brian Washington.

Billy was Axl's Lawyer.

Mike was the judge.

Jimmy was Brian's (Andy's Lawyer).

Court was in session.

Brian (Andy)and Jimmy claimed they were suing Axl for $100,000 for the camera and for assaulting him. Brian claimed the Camera Axl broke was a Family Heirloom Camera that had been around since 1800.

Billy pointed out that the Camera was filmed in the viral video and it was a Camera that was a 2021 Camera valued at $1,000.

Axl smirked.

Brian(Andy) claimed that Axl's punch cost him $99,000 in an emergency room. Jimmy claimed there was Paperwork. Billy asked to see it. Brian and Jimmy produced an obviously doctored ER bill.

Billy got aggressive and said, "You have produced false Documents in a Court of Law and can be arrested for Fraud. Axl could countersue you for Defamation and major Extortion.

The Judge, Mike upheld what Billy said.

Jimmy and Brian broke down and admitted those were false Documents and they just wanted to exhort a lot of money out of Axl for this.

Billy and Axl smirked. The Judge showed contempt, disgust, and scorn at Brian and Jimmy.

The Judge then showed a lot of professionalism and asked Axl if he pled Guilty to Assault and destruction of property in Brian's case.

Axl pled Guilty to Assaulting Brian and breaking his camera.

Mike ordered Axl to pay Brian $10,000 for Assault and breaking his camera.

Mike ended the Trial. Billy and Axl cheered triumphantly while Brian (Andy) and Jimmy pretended to be defeated. Axl pretended to Zelle Brian(Andy) $10,000.

The Mock Trial Practice was a success.

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Sandy said... Cake Cream and Axl left Denny's and went to the Mall. Axl chose and bought short sleeved shirts, grateful that he didn't have to keep wearing long sleeved shirts now that his secret was out. James, Jimmy, Billy, Mike, and Andy also chose short sleeved shirts. Billy reminded Axl that he had a Court Date coming up in three days and should buy a suit. Axl responded,"Good thinking." Billy smiled. Axl bought a long sleeved black three piece suit.

Cake Cream giggled at his choice.

Axl confused responded,"What's so funny about a long sleeved black three piece suit?"

James responded,"At your court date in 1993, you wore a garish turquoise suit to court. That black three piece suit is a lot better than that garish turquoise suit you wore to Court. Axl asked to see the garish turquoise suit. Cake Cream showed him the garish turquoise suit on YouTube.

Axl responded,"Yikes. What the hell was I thinking with that weird looking suit?" He cringed good naturedly.

They all laughed. Cake Cream bought clothes too and they went home(Billy's house, Billy's house was their home now)

At home, Cake Cream decided to do a practice Court hearing for Axl's upcoming Court Date in order to help him out.

Axl smiled. He was "Sworn in," by James the Baliff.

He took the oath. He was seated.

Andy pretended to be the Creep. The Creep pressing charges on Axl was named Brian Washington.

Billy was Axl's Lawyer.

Mike was the judge.

Jimmy was Brian's (Andy's Lawyer).

Court was in session.

Brian (Andy)and Jimmy claimed they were suing Axl for $100,000 for the camera and for assaulting him. Brian claimed the Camera Axl broke was a Family Heirloom Camera that had been around since 1800.

Billy pointed out that the Camera was filmed in the viral video and it was a Camera that was a 2021 Camera valued at $1,000.

Axl smirked.

Brian(Andy) claimed that Axl's punch cost him $99,000 in an emergency room. Jimmy claimed there was Paperwork. Billy asked to see it. Brian and Jimmy produced an obviously doctored ER bill.

Billy got aggressive and said, "You have produced false Documents in a Court of Law and can be arrested for Fraud. Axl could countersue you for Defamation and major Extortion.

The Judge, Mike upheld what Billy said.

Jimmy and Brian broke down and admitted those were false Documents and they just wanted to exhort a lot of money out of Axl for this.

Billy and Axl smirked. The Judge showed contempt, disgust, and scorn at Brian and Jimmy.

The Judge then showed a lot of professionalism and asked Axl if he pled Guilty to Assault and destruction of property in Brian's case.

Axl pled Guilty to Assaulting Brian and breaking his camera.

Mike ordered Axl to pay Brian $10,000 for Assault and breaking his camera.

Mike ended the Trial. Billy and Axl cheered triumphantly while Brian (Andy) and Jimmy pretended to be defeated. Axl pretended to Zelle Brian(Andy) $10,000.

The Mock Trial Practice was a success.
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Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Brian's Lawyer asked him.

Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

"So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

Brian's Lawyer said,"I do want to ask Cake Cream what happened the time of the altercation between Mr. Rose and my Client, Mr . Washington. They were there. They are Witnesses.

Axl and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously. Cake Cream was there and could be reliable Witnesses.

The Judge pointed out Brian's Lawyer had valid points. He said he would allow Cake Cream to be put on the stand.

Axl shook his head and protested, saying,"I'm not going to allow my Cake Cream Clients to be questioned. They had nothing to do with my punching Brian in the face and breaking his Camera after he harassed, stalked, followed, and snapped pictures of me without my permission. As their Legal Manager,I have a lot of say in this and I say I refuse to allow Cake Cream to be questioned."
Axl's Lawyer backed up Axl, stating that Axl was 100 percent right. He also objected to Cake Cream being called to the stand to testify as Witnesses. Axl thanked him and was welcomed.

The Judge acknowledged that Cake Cream had nothing to do with the Axl and Brian altercation and shouldn't be questioned as the altercation was just between Axl and Brian. He told Brian's Lawyer he overruled Brian's Lawyer's request to question Cake Cream and Cake Cream once again didn't have to go on the stand. Axl thanked the Judge and was welcomed. Cake Cream gave Axl grateful looks. He smiled back at them.


Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment, (:D) on any more questions about Cake Cream."

Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.

There was a temporary recess.

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Sandy said... Cake Cream hired a real Lawyer for Axl. Axl's Lawyer practiced the Court Hearing with Axl and they practiced multiple times. Cake Cream and Axl then chilled for the next three days.

Axl's Court Hearing was for 10 AM. If he didn't show up, he'd have a Bench Warrant and automatically forfeit his Case. Brian Washington was hoping Axl would come late or even miss the Court hearing and forfeit his Case judging by Axl's track record for coming to events really late.

At 7:00, Cake Cream woke up Axl and they all got ready and ate and went to the Courthouse.

Outside of the Courthouse, Fans of Guns N'Roses held up signs saying stuff like,"We love you Axl! We support Axl! Tons of Fans verbally stood up for Axl. Axl smugly blushed at the support of his fans. He signed autographs and thanked the Fans for their support and was welcomed. Axl was wearing the black three piece suit. Axl's Lawyer and he practiced the Court Hearing again. At 9:30, Brian Washington and Brian's Lawyer came to the Courthouse. Even after Cake Cream and Axl. Brian and his Lawyer looked smug until they saw that Axl was already there. Early. Their smugness turned into troubled expressions. Axl smugly smirked at them as if to convey,"I'm here early, Bitches! " Cake Cream also looked at them smugly.

Axl and Brian were sworn in. They took the oaths.

The Court Hearing was in Session and Axl was put on the stand.

Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch gave him a Concussion and the Camera they wanted $200,000 for the broken Camera and the concussion..

Axl's Lawyer pointed out that young Axl didn't even have $20,000 to his name in 2022 and had to be bailed out by the Go Fund Me Charity. Axl's Lawyer also pointed out that asking Axl for $200,000 for a broken Camera and a punch to the face was excessive extortion. Brian's Lawyer claimed a Concussion was worth a lot of money.

Axl was suddenly asked by Brian's Lawyer if Cake Cream hid Axl when he was a Fugitive. Axl REALLY didn't want to answer that. He didn't want to get Cake Cream into trouble. Axl's deep loyalty to his Friends was one of the core aspects of his personality. He hoped his Lawyer would object to that question. He made deep eye contact with his Lawyer, telepathically begging him to object to that question.

His Lawyer got the hint and said,"Objection. Question is irrelevant to case."

The Judge overruled the objection and stated that Axl had to answer the question.

Axl said,"Alright, if I have to answer the question, I was living on the streets alone during my time as a Fugitive." Axl lied.

How did you eat, sleep and use the bathroom and shower if you were a Fugitive living alone? Brian's Lawyer asked him.

Axl's Lawyer objected stating that these questions were personal and the case was about Assault and destruction of property.

The Judge overruled the objection once again. Axl had to respond.

Axl responded. "I bathed in the ocean when no one was around. I bought food and drinks using disguises during my time as a Fugitive. I used public bathrooms. I slept on park benches. I used to be homeless before making it big so I'm pretty familiar with living on the streets."

"So, you never spent any time with any of Cake Cream Members during your time as a Fugitive?

Axl responded,"I spent all of my time alone when I was a Fugitive." Axl gave a steely hard gaze to Brian's Lawyer and Brian. Axl wasn't going to give up his Cake Cream Friends.

Brian's Lawyer pointed out that Cake Cream released the new song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. Axl had a look of panic for a few seconds and then steeled himself and responded that Cake Cream did the new song all on their own and he wasn't there when they recorded the new song.

Brian's Lawyer asked him more questions about if he was with Cake Cream during any of his time as a Fugitive.

Axl responded,"I spent no time at all with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

Brian's Lawyer continued to ask if Axl spent any time with Cake Cream during his time as a Fugitive.

Axl responded, "I have already responded multiple times that I didn't spend any time with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive.

Brian's Lawyer said,"I call Cake Cream to the stand for questioning if they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive.

Axl had a look of panic and desperately told his Lawyer,"Stop him!"

Axl's Lawyer objected putting Cake Cream on the stand as this was about Axl assaulting Brian and breaking his Camera, not about whether or not they hid Axl during his time as a Fugitive."

The Judge sustained the objection and Cake Cream didn't have to go on the stand. Cake Cream and Axl breathed sighs of relief.

Brian's Lawyer said,"I do want to ask Cake Cream what happened the time of the altercation between Mr. Rose and my Client, Mr . Washington. They were there. They are Witnesses.

Axl and Cake Cream looked at each other nervously. Cake Cream was there and could be reliable Witnesses.

The Judge pointed out Brian's Lawyer had valid points. He said he would allow Cake Cream to be put on the stand.

Axl shook his head and protested, saying,"I'm not going to allow my Cake Cream Clients to be questioned. They had nothing to do with my punching Brian in the face and breaking his Camera after he harassed, stalked, followed, and snapped pictures of me without my permission. As their Legal Manager,I have a lot of say in this and I say I refuse to allow Cake Cream to be questioned."
Axl's Lawyer backed up Axl, stating that Axl was 100 percent right. He also objected to Cake Cream being called to the stand to testify as Witnesses. Axl thanked him and was welcomed.

The Judge acknowledged that Cake Cream had nothing to do with the Axl and Brian altercation and shouldn't be questioned as the altercation was just between Axl and Brian. He told Brian's Lawyer he overruled Brian's Lawyer's request to question Cake Cream and Cake Cream once again didn't have to go on the stand. Axl thanked the Judge and was welcomed. Cake Cream gave Axl grateful looks. He smiled back at them.


Brian's Lawyer continued to ask Axl if he was with Cake Cream at anytime during his time as a Fugitive. Axl responded,"I have already stated I was living alone on the streets and not with Cake Cream anytime during my time as a Fugitive. I plead the fifth Commandment, (:D) on any more questions about Cake Cream."

Brian's Lawyer once again asked him if Cake Cream hid him during any of his time as a Fugitive. Axl rolled his eyes in disdain and didn't answer.

Axl's Lawyer said," Once again, objection..My Client has already said he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive and pleaded the Fifth Amendment on additional questions about Cake Cream although he said Commandment. He meant Amendment. Asking him additional questions about this is Badgering harassment. "

Axl gave a relieved look of gratefulness to his Lawyer.

The Judge sustained the objection and Brian's Lawyer claimed that Axl's punch sent Brian to the ground immediately after the punch. Axl's Lawyer showed the viral video and it clearly showed Brian wasn't sent to the ground at all immediately after the punch but was standing and walking away. The viral video also showed that Brian had been invading Axl's privacy by constantly following him and snapping pictures of him even after Axl asked him to stop.

The Judge took all of this into consideration. The Judge pointed out Brian was an Instigator in the case and Axl was clearly seen being harassed and followed by Brian. Axl smirked. The Judge also pointed out that Axl could have handled his temper better.

There was a temporary recess.
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During the recess, everyone was able to take an hour break. During that break, they ate a late breakfast, used the bathroom, talked to their Lawyers, etc. Axl checked his phone and saw he had a Zelle Message saying,"W. Axl Rose sent you 5 Million. We are depositing this money into your account immediately." He checked his Bank Account and sure enough, he had an extra 5 Million in his bank Account! He then saw he had a text message from Older Axl that read,"Hi, Axl. Heard you got into legal trouble. Here is 5 Million to help you out. Use it for your legal troubles and use the rest of the money on whatever you want. ;)

Axl called Older Axl and thanked him for the $5 Million.

Older Axl warmly welcomed him back. They chatted for a little while and then the break was over.


Court was back in Session. Axl told his Lawyer that he was sent extra money from a close Family Member. He and his Lawyer drew up a Contract for $200,000 . Axl asked Brian,"Be honest. How much is that Camera I broke REALLY worth? Brian answered, $20,000.

Axl gave him a knowing look. Come on, we both know the Camera isn't worth that much. If you tell me the truth, I just might give you a substantial payout. I might give you the money you wanted.

Brian sheepishly responded,"The camera you broke is worth $2,000. Axl responded knowingly,"I knew it wasn't worth $20,000." Brian looked at the ground shyly.

Axl said,"I'll pay you $3,000 for the Camera. I'll pay you $197,000 for punching you in the face. All you have to do is sign this legally binding contract stating you nor anyone who knows you will never ask me, Cake Cream, or Guns N'Roses for money ever again and you're $200,000 richer." Brian and his Lawyer read the Contract, and signed.

They did all of this in front of the judge and the Judge agreed to this.

Axl Zelled Brian $200, 000. Brian and his Lawyer smirked happily.

Court was soon adjourned since Brian and his Lawyer accepted the Zelled $200,000 and signed a contract.

Axl paid his Lawyer and Brian paid his Lawyer. They all left Court.

More Fans showed support for Axl and Axl warmly thanked them and was welcomed. He signed more autographs.

Cake Cream and he went back to Billy's house (Home). At home, Axl took a very long nap as he was very tired. When he woke up, Cake Cream and he ordered no contact pizza again and ate it. Axl decided to do them a favor and paid them $20,000 each as a "Thank you," for hiding him from Authorities and being such good Friends to him. They were pleasantly surprised to see,"Axl Rose sent you $20,000," on each of their phones. They all thanked him. He welcomed them.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... During the recess, everyone was able to take an hour break. During that break, they ate a late breakfast, used the bathroom, talked to their Lawyers, etc. Axl checked his phone and saw he had a Zelle Message saying,"W. Axl Rose sent you 5 Million. We are depositing this money into your account immediately." He checked his Bank Account and sure enough, he had an extra 5 Million in his bank Account! He then saw he had a text message from Older Axl that read,"Hi, Axl. Heard you got into legal trouble. Here is 5 Million to help you out. Use it for your legal troubles and use the rest of the money on whatever you want. ;)

Axl called Older Axl and thanked him for the $5 Million.

Older Axl warmly welcomed him back. They chatted for a little while and then the break was over.


Court was back in Session. Axl told his Lawyer that he was sent extra money from a close Family Member. He and his Lawyer drew up a Contract for $200,000 . Axl asked Brian,"Be honest. How much is that Camera I broke REALLY worth? Brian answered, $20,000.

Axl gave him a knowing look. Come on, we both know the Camera isn't worth that much. If you tell me the truth, I just might give you a substantial payout. I might give you the money you wanted.

Brian sheepishly responded,"The camera you broke is worth $2,000. Axl responded knowingly,"I knew it wasn't worth $20,000." Brian looked at the ground shyly.

Axl said,"I'll pay you $3,000 for the Camera. I'll pay you $197,000 for punching you in the face. All you have to do is sign this legally binding contract stating you nor anyone who knows you will never ask me, Cake Cream, or Guns N'Roses for money ever again and you're $200,000 richer." Brian and his Lawyer read the Contract, and signed.

They did all of this in front of the judge and the Judge agreed to this.

Axl Zelled Brian $200, 000. Brian and his Lawyer smirked happily.

Court was soon adjourned since Brian and his Lawyer accepted the Zelled $200,000 and signed a contract.

Axl paid his Lawyer and Brian paid his Lawyer. They all left Court.

More Fans showed support for Axl and Axl warmly thanked them and was welcomed. He signed more autographs.

Cake Cream and he went back to Billy's house (Home). At home, Axl took a very long nap as he was very tired. When he woke up, Cake Cream and he ordered no contact pizza again and ate it. Axl decided to do them a favor and paid them $20,000 each as a "Thank you," for hiding him from Authorities and being such good Friends to him. They were pleasantly surprised to see,"Axl Rose sent you $20,000," on each of their phones. They all thanked him. He welcomed them.
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Claven Records called Axl's phone. "We need to speak to you face to face," Timothy Wilkinson told Axl sternly.

Axl's heart dropped. He knew it was something bad. Okay, I'll be there soon," he promised.

"You'd better be." Timothy said very seriously. This is REALLY urgent and REALLY bad.

Axl and Timothy politely said goodbyes and Axl hung up.

Axl told Cake Cream he was going to go buy some milk at the grocery store. Billy pointed out there was two gallons of milk.

Axl claimed he was going to buy Silk Milk and needed to physically buy it from a grocery store. James said that he could buy Silk Milk from Instacart.

Axl claimed he really wanted to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store.

We'll all go with you," Jimmy said. Cake Cream agreed.

Axl had a look of panic in his expression and said,"No! I really want to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store alone. "

Jimmy responded,"You seem scared, Axl. Are you okay? He asked with concern. Cake Cream looked at each other in concern.

Axl responded, "I'm fine. I just really want to go get Silk Milk from the grocery store. Alone.

The last time you left this house alone, you turned yourself in to the Police Station. Billy quipped lightheartedly but with an undercurrent of concern.

Axl lowered his eyes. Billy asked,"Are you going to turn yourself in again?"

Axl responded," No."

"Where are you really going, Axl, Billy asked in concern.

"I'm going to the Park," Axl lied.

Billy shook his head in concern. "I thought you were going to the grocery store to buy Silk Milk."

Axl said,"I changed my mind. Now I'm going to go to the park."

Billy asked,"We can go to the Park with you," Billy offered.

"No thanks, I want to go to the Park alone," Axl said looking uncomfortable.

Billy asked,"Why are you so hellbent on going somewhere alone? Why don't you want us to go with you? Billy was concerned.

"I just want to be alone," Axl responded. That's all."

Jimmy said,"We want to be there with you whatever is going on. Cake Cream all agreed.

Axl responded harshly,"Why do you guys insist on being with me all the damn time? Why do you guys follow me around like lost puppies? Do you guys not have a life? I already told you I want to go alone. Leave me alone and let me go alone.

Cake Cream agreed to let Axl leave alone. They were concerned for him but it was clear he wanted to be alone. Axl left alone. With his cellphone.

Axl had forgotten that Cake Cream could find his location using his cellphone. Cake Cream traced Axl's Cellphone Location a short while later. They wanted to know where he REALLY was going. Axl's phone was at Claven Records. Cake Cream wondered why Axl went to Claven Records alone and didn't want them to go with him. They found this strange. Why would their Manager go to Claven Records without them? They all agreed that something weird was going on and they were going to surprise Axl at Claven Records and get to the bottom of this. They all left to go to Claven Records.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Claven Records called Axl's phone. "We need to speak to you face to face," Timothy Wilkinson told Axl sternly.

Axl's heart dropped. He knew it was something bad. Okay, I'll be there soon," he promised.

"You'd better be." Timothy said very seriously. This is REALLY urgent and REALLY bad.

Axl and Timothy politely said goodbyes and Axl hung up.

Axl told Cake Cream he was going to go buy some milk at the grocery store. Billy pointed out there was two gallons of milk.

Axl claimed he was going to buy Silk Milk and needed to physically buy it from a grocery store. James said that he could buy Silk Milk from Instacart.

Axl claimed he really wanted to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store.

We'll all go with you," Jimmy said. Cake Cream agreed.

Axl had a look of panic in his expression and said,"No! I really want to go get the Silk Milk from the grocery store alone. "

Jimmy responded,"You seem scared, Axl. Are you okay? He asked with concern. Cake Cream looked at each other in concern.

Axl responded, "I'm fine. I just really want to go get Silk Milk from the grocery store. Alone.

The last time you left this house alone, you turned yourself in to the Police Station. Billy quipped lightheartedly but with an undercurrent of concern.

Axl lowered his eyes. Billy asked,"Are you going to turn yourself in again?"

Axl responded," No."

"Where are you really going, Axl, Billy asked in concern.

"I'm going to the Park," Axl lied.

Billy shook his head in concern. "I thought you were going to the grocery store to buy Silk Milk."

Axl said,"I changed my mind. Now I'm going to go to the park."

Billy asked,"We can go to the Park with you," Billy offered.

"No thanks, I want to go to the Park alone," Axl said looking uncomfortable.

Billy asked,"Why are you so hellbent on going somewhere alone? Why don't you want us to go with you? Billy was concerned.

"I just want to be alone," Axl responded. That's all."

Jimmy said,"We want to be there with you whatever is going on. Cake Cream all agreed.

Axl responded harshly,"Why do you guys insist on being with me all the damn time? Why do you guys follow me around like lost puppies? Do you guys not have a life? I already told you I want to go alone. Leave me alone and let me go alone.

Cake Cream agreed to let Axl leave alone. They were concerned for him but it was clear he wanted to be alone. Axl left alone. With his cellphone.

Axl had forgotten that Cake Cream could find his location using his cellphone. Cake Cream traced Axl's Cellphone Location a short while later. They wanted to know where he REALLY was going. Axl's phone was at Claven Records. Cake Cream wondered why Axl went to Claven Records alone and didn't want them to go with him. They found this strange. Why would their Manager go to Claven Records without them? They all agreed that something weird was going on and they were going to surprise Axl at Claven Records and get to the bottom of this. They all left to go to Claven Records.
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Axl went to Timothy's office, nervously. Axl wanted to be the sole person in trouble and went alone to prevent Cake Cream being labeled Accomplices for whatever bad thing or things Timothy has called him about. Once again, he didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble.

Timothy sternly said,"Hi, Mr. Rose. Have a seat. He gestured to a desk chair.

Axl sat down.

Timothy said,"Mr. Rose, you signed legally binding documents under a false name. We could have you and Cake Cream indicted for Fraud.

Axl lowered his head. Please don't indict Cake Cream for Fraud. They didn't even know I was Axl Rose at the time we signed those legally binding documents. I didn't tell them that I was really Axl Rose back then. They really thought I was Michael Randall Johnson at the time. They are innocent in this whole mess. "Axl had a look of complete guilt on his face.

Timothy softened. You know what? I'll give you guys another chance. Why don't you choose a Cake Cream Member and have them come in and sign the Documents again today, this time with your real name? "

Axl chose to call Billy. When Billy answered, Axl said,"Billy, I made a major bad decision by signing my name as Michael Randall Johnson on the legally binding documents for Cake Cream. Timothy from Claven Records says he will give us another chance if we sign the Documents again but I sign my real name.

Billy said,"So, you're at Claven Records? I thought you said you were going to go to the Park," Billy said knowingly.

"Yes, I'm at Claven Records. Please grab all of the other Cake Cream Members and all of you come to Claven Records," Axl pleaded desperately.

Billy responded,"We'll all be right there," Billy promised. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Billy and was welcomed. Axl and he chatted for a few more seconds and then said goodbye and Axl hung up. He told Timothy that Cake Cream was coming over soon. Timothy responded,"Okay."

Literally about two minutes later, there was a knock on Timothy's door and Billy was on the other side. Timothy opened the door and all of Cake Cream was in front of the door.

Axl was stunned. How did Cake Cream come so fast? Cake Cream said they were already in the building when Axl called Billy as they tracked Axl's location using Axl's phone but didn't know which room he was in until Axl said Timothy. Cake Cream was allowed in.

Axl wondered how he forgot that Cake Cream could trace his Location using his cellphone.

Timothy made New copies of the Documents and explained the situation and said that all Cake Cream and Axl had to do was sign the Documents again this time with Axl's real name. Axl said,"I'm going to sign the Documents Axl Rose this time. Billy said "Your Legal name is W. Axl Rose. You'd be wiser to sign them W. Axl Rose, not Axl Rose," Axl responded,"Good thinking, Billy!" Billy smiled. Axl signed the Documents W. Axl Rose this time and all of Cake Cream signed the Documents again too. Timothy said,"Problem solved," with a smile. All of Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy for the second chance and was welcomed. Cake Cream and Axl went back home.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Axl went to Timothy's office, nervously. Axl wanted to be the sole person in trouble and went alone to prevent Cake Cream being labeled Accomplices for whatever bad thing or things Timothy has called him about. Once again, he didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble.

Timothy sternly said,"Hi, Mr. Rose. Have a seat. He gestured to a desk chair.

Axl sat down.

Timothy said,"Mr. Rose, you signed legally binding documents under a false name. We could have you and Cake Cream indicted for Fraud.

Axl lowered his head. Please don't indict Cake Cream for Fraud. They didn't even know I was Axl Rose at the time we signed those legally binding documents. I didn't tell them that I was really Axl Rose back then. They really thought I was Michael Randall Johnson at the time. They are innocent in this whole mess. "Axl had a look of complete guilt on his face.

Timothy softened. You know what? I'll give you guys another chance. Why don't you choose a Cake Cream Member and have them come in and sign the Documents again today, this time with your real name? "

Axl chose to call Billy. When Billy answered, Axl said,"Billy, I made a major bad decision by signing my name as Michael Randall Johnson on the legally binding documents for Cake Cream. Timothy from Claven Records says he will give us another chance if we sign the Documents again but I sign my real name.

Billy said,"So, you're at Claven Records? I thought you said you were going to go to the Park," Billy said knowingly.

"Yes, I'm at Claven Records. Please grab all of the other Cake Cream Members and all of you come to Claven Records," Axl pleaded desperately.

Billy responded,"We'll all be right there," Billy promised. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. He thanked Billy and was welcomed. Axl and he chatted for a few more seconds and then said goodbye and Axl hung up. He told Timothy that Cake Cream was coming over soon. Timothy responded,"Okay."

Literally about two minutes later, there was a knock on Timothy's door and Billy was on the other side. Timothy opened the door and all of Cake Cream was in front of the door.

Axl was stunned. How did Cake Cream come so fast? Cake Cream said they were already in the building when Axl called Billy as they tracked Axl's location using Axl's phone but didn't know which room he was in until Axl said Timothy. Cake Cream was allowed in.

Axl wondered how he forgot that Cake Cream could trace his Location using his cellphone.

Timothy made New copies of the Documents and explained the situation and said that all Cake Cream and Axl had to do was sign the Documents again this time with Axl's real name. Axl said,"I'm going to sign the Documents Axl Rose this time. Billy said "Your Legal name is W. Axl Rose. You'd be wiser to sign them W. Axl Rose, not Axl Rose," Axl responded,"Good thinking, Billy!" Billy smiled. Axl signed the Documents W. Axl Rose this time and all of Cake Cream signed the Documents again too. Timothy said,"Problem solved," with a smile. All of Cake Cream and Axl thanked Timothy for the second chance and was welcomed. Cake Cream and Axl went back home.
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At home, Timothy called Axl's Cellphone. He suggested that Cake Cream record an official Debut Album. Axl told Cake Cream this and they were all up to it.

The next day, Axl wrote 10 songs for Cake Cream and Mike sang the songs while James played Guitar, Jimmy played Bass, Andy the Keyboard, and Billy played Drums. It sounded good and Axl suggested the Debut Album be titled something that is related to Cake and Cream and be catchy. He asked,"How about,"All the Sweet Filling?" Cake Cream loved this and Axl suggested the album cover be a huge three layered cake with lots of filling and frosting with a black background. Cake Cream loved this and made the Debut Album with Axl's suggestions and gave it to Claven Records.

Claven Records execs loved All The Sweet Filling and offered them a 20 Million deal plus Royalties to sell it to them. Axl and Cake Cream decided they wanted to take the deal and agreed. Cake Cream and Axl read and signed legally binding Documents (Axl signing W. Axl Rose again learning his lesson ;) and the 20 Million plus Royalties was given. Cake Cream and Axl were happy with the deal.

Claven Records put All The Sweet Filling on Itunes and it shot to number 1 quickly. Fans loved All The Sweet Filling.

Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic that All The Sweet Filling was a huge hit. Cake Cream were seriously becoming huge stars.

The next day, Axl went alone to a store and decided to buy each Cake Cream Member a gift. The Cashier smirked knowingly at the gifts Axl bought and Axl blushed shyly. He bought some wrapping paper and wrapped the gifts. When he got home, he gave each of Cake Cream the wrapped gifts.

Billy asked,"Are these Cologne?" Cake Cream also wondered if these were Colognes.

Axl responded with a wink,"Open them and you will see what it is."

They all opened the gifts and the gifts were Trojan Condoms. Axl said,"You're becoming huge Rockstars. You're going to have lots of Female Fans throwing themselves at you. The Temptation for sex with your Female Fans is going to be huge, so you're going to need these to protect you from STD's and becoming Fathers.

Andy blushed. Axl asked,"Andy, are you a Virgin?"

Andy responded,"I'm not a Virgin, but I'm not interested in my Female Fans throwing themselves at me. I'm interested in Male Fans." He blushed even more. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Male Fans, not Female Fans.

Axl said, "Andy, you won't have to worry about becoming a Father, but you're still going to need these to protect yourself from STD'S. You'll need to protect yourself even if you're only interested in Male Fans." Andy smiled shyly.

Cake Cream thanked him for the gifts and he welcomed them. Axl went back to the store and bought lubricants and spermicides too and gave Cake Cream these gifts too and Cake Cream thanked him and he welcomed them.

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Sandy said... At home, Timothy called Axl's Cellphone. He suggested that Cake Cream record an official Debut Album. Axl told Cake Cream this and they were all up to it.

The next day, Axl wrote 10 songs for Cake Cream and Mike sang the songs while James played Guitar, Jimmy played Bass, Andy the Keyboard, and Billy played Drums. It sounded good and Axl suggested the Debut Album be titled something that is related to Cake and Cream and be catchy. He asked,"How about,"All the Sweet Filling?" Cake Cream loved this and Axl suggested the album cover be a huge three layered cake with lots of filling and frosting with a black background. Cake Cream loved this and made the Debut Album with Axl's suggestions and gave it to Claven Records.

Claven Records execs loved All The Sweet Filling and offered them a 20 Million deal plus Royalties to sell it to them. Axl and Cake Cream decided they wanted to take the deal and agreed. Cake Cream and Axl read and signed legally binding Documents (Axl signing W. Axl Rose again learning his lesson ;) and the 20 Million plus Royalties was given. Cake Cream and Axl were happy with the deal.

Claven Records put All The Sweet Filling on Itunes and it shot to number 1 quickly. Fans loved All The Sweet Filling.

Axl and Cake Cream were ecstatic that All The Sweet Filling was a huge hit. Cake Cream were seriously becoming huge stars.

The next day, Axl went alone to a store and decided to buy each Cake Cream Member a gift. The Cashier smirked knowingly at the gifts Axl bought and Axl blushed shyly. He bought some wrapping paper and wrapped the gifts. When he got home, he gave each of Cake Cream the wrapped gifts.

Billy asked,"Are these Cologne?" Cake Cream also wondered if these were Colognes.

Axl responded with a wink,"Open them and you will see what it is."

They all opened the gifts and the gifts were Trojan Condoms. Axl said,"You're becoming huge Rockstars. You're going to have lots of Female Fans throwing themselves at you. The Temptation for sex with your Female Fans is going to be huge, so you're going to need these to protect you from STD's and becoming Fathers.

Andy blushed. Axl asked,"Andy, are you a Virgin?"

Andy responded,"I'm not a Virgin, but I'm not interested in my Female Fans throwing themselves at me. I'm interested in Male Fans." He blushed even more. Cake Cream affirmed that Andy liked Male Fans, not Female Fans.

Axl said, "Andy, you won't have to worry about becoming a Father, but you're still going to need these to protect yourself from STD'S. You'll need to protect yourself even if you're only interested in Male Fans." Andy smiled shyly.

Cake Cream thanked him for the gifts and he welcomed them. Axl went back to the store and bought lubricants and spermicides too and gave Cake Cream these gifts too and Cake Cream thanked him and he welcomed them.
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Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.

Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.

"Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.

Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $200,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $200,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.

Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.

"Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.

Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.

Andy spoke to Billy in private.

Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."

Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,000. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."

Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.

"Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him. Also understand what you are signing.

Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Guys, please don't have sex with Underaged Fans. No matter how hot they are or how willing they are to have sex with you, just don't do it. Jail time and a sex offender record just isn't worth it. Axl told them.

Cake Cream decided to heed Axl's advice. They watched the News and Brian Washington after finding out that Cake Cream signed a 20 Million plus Royalties deal claimed he was suing Cake Cream for not stopping Axl from breaking his Camera and punching him in the face.

"Seriously?" Axl said exasperated. "Thank God I had him sign the Contract stating he is never allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000" Axl said, grateful for his foresight.

Brian had bragged on Social Media about getting paid $200,000 by Axl. The News Anchor asked him if he signed any paperwork to get that $200,000. Brian admitted he signed a Contract that claimed he was never to ask Cake Cream for money. The News Anchor told him he didn't have a Case since he signed a Contract. Brian looked defeated.

Cake Cream thanked Axl for protecting them from ever getting sued by Brian . He welcomed them.

"Some People will do anything for money," Axl said looking disappointed and disgusted.

Andy gave Cake Cream a guilty look, remembering the fact that he tried to sell out Axl for $5,000($1,000 cut for each Cake Cream Member). Andy felt remorseful about trying to sell out Axl. Cake Cream acknowledged his guilty and remorseful conscience.

Andy spoke to Billy in private.

Andy said,"Billy, I feel guilty and remorseful about suggesting we sell out Axl for $5,000. Please don't tell Axl what I suggested we do."

Billy responded,"You really shocked us when you suggested we sell out Axl for $5,000. But you quickly learned your lesson. We're not going to tell Axl about what you planned to do. It was an impulsive moment of weakness that you feel awful about. On top of that, he not only protected himself from being sued by Brian ever again, he protected us from ever being sued by Brian. Brian would have sued us if Axl didn't create that Contract that protected us from being sued by Brian. Axl's a true Friend."

Andy smiled. They went back to the living room. Axl gave all of Cake Cream another valuable piece of advice.

"Make sure you get deals in writing. Writing is more valuable than verbal agreements. Had I had accepted just a verbal promise from Brian that he wouldn't ever ask you guys for money, you guys would have been sued by him. Also understand what you are signing.

Cake Cream heeded Axl's advice again.
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Axl booked them for an impromptu Show at the local Marriott for the next day. Tickets were $25.

Isn't that a little low? As in REALLY low? Cake Cream asked concerned.

Axl said, " You want your tickets to be low to get more People to see you. At $25 a pop, MOST People can afford that. And besides, you guys are new in the Music Industry. People want to see what you are about, especially live, so you want to start REALLY low. At $25 a pop if you get 300 People to see you, that's $7,500 right there.

That's way more than the $500 total you guys got to open for that Guns N'Roses show the other day and more than the $100 total you got at the bar set you guys did too.$300 tickets is when you are say The Rolling Stones. Are any of you a Rolling Stone? Are any of you named Mick Jagger? Axl questioned light heartedly. They all shook their heads. Then $25 it is.

They agreed and Axl had them practice their set. They were really good. Axl was proud. He went to a Gun Range and bought 6 Bullet proof vests. And he went to a motorcycle store and bought 6 motorcycle helmets. He went back home and gave them the bullet proof vests and the motorcycle helmets. Cake Cream was confused.

Axl responded,"You guys are becoming big stars. You need protection in case they are any gunshots or items thrown. The bulletproof vests will protect your body, the motorcycle helmets will protect your head. Duff got hit in the head with a glass bottle at one of our shows and he had to be rushed to the hospital. I'll be damned if I let that happen to any of you guys." They trusted Axl and tried them on. They fit okay.

They did more practice and Axl thought Security would need protection too. He hired Security and bought them bulletproof vests and motorcycle Helmets too. He painted "Cake Cream," on all of the helmets.

The next day, they all including Security showed up at the Marriott and were wearing the bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. 900 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream! Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic. They did a great show and Fans loved their motorcycle helmets and pointed out no other Music Bands wore motorcycle helmets. Axl was proud of Cake Cream.

After the show, there was tremendous applause and all of Cake Cream took a bow. The show was over and it was time to collect the money. Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic that they made over $22,000 on one show. The Security Guards got paid, People who helped make the show possible were paid and Cake Cream and Axl got paid. They decided to go to an Upscale Restaurant to celebrate their first big gig.

They went to Morton's The Steakhouse and had Waygu Ribeye steak, Lobster, and fries. They had chocolate brownie and ice cream. They had Champagne and Axl made a Toast to Cake Cream and they toasted him back. They had a great meal and paid and left and went home.

At home, they bathed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they went on the internet and saw glowing reviews of their Marriott Show. They were ecstatic. They were huge stars! Claven Records called Axl and told Axl they wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today!

Axl protested this, pointing out that they had JUST released their Debut Album a couple of days ago and a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album. Claven Records continued to push they wanted a Sophomore Album from Cake Cream today! Axl felt pressured and disturbed that Claven Records wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today.

He told Claven Records to hold on and they did. Axl asked Cake Cream if they were up to making a Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream all said," Hell no."

Billy said, "We just did our Debut Album a couple of days ago. And just played a show yesterday. We don't want to do a Sophomore Album today."

All of Cake Cream agreed.

Axl said,"That's what I was thinking." He told Claven Records,"No can do." Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today. Axl got really upset and said,"Cake Cream is TIRED. They just did their Debut Album a couple of days ago and did a show yesterday. They are TIRED."

Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today.

Axl relented and said,"Okay, fine, you win. We'll have the Sophomore Album today."

Claven Records were satisfied and said they looked forward to the Sophomore Album today.

Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records is pushing the Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream protested this. Axl had a plan and told them it. He was going to ask Current Guns N'Roses to make the Sophomore Album today and have them act like Cake Cream did it. Cake Cream pointed out that this was risky and hoped it work. Axl hoped it would work too.

Axl called Older Axl, Older Duff, and Older Slash and begged them all to come to Billy's house and make the Sophomore Album for Cake Cream as Claven Records was breathing down their necks for the Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses pointed out that a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album, not a couple of days after. Axl admitted he thought the same thing but pointed out Claven Records was really pushing that Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses could see how desperate Axl was and decided to come over and impersonate Cake Cream for Younger Axl.

Axl thanked them. He was welcomed.

In about an hour, Current Guns N'Roses came to Billy's house to help out Cake Cream and Axl.

Both Axls were happy to see each other again and Older Axl said wryly, "If anyone else asked us to do what you did, we would have said no. You are so lucky we care about you guys so much. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl wrote 10 songs again and Older Axl sang lead trying to imitate Mike's singing, Melissa and Dizzy played the Keyboards, Duff, Richard, Slash played guitars, Frank played Drums. They sounded good.

The Current Guns N'Roses pretending to be Cake Cream finished the Sophomore Album and Cake Cream and Axl were grateful. They were thanked. They all chatted for a bit and Current Guns N'Roses left. Cake Cream went to Claven Records and gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records. Claven Records were satisfied and thanked them for the Sophomore Album. They welcomed them.

Cake Cream and Axl were offered 30 million plus Royalties for the Sophomore Album. Cake Cream and Axl accepted the deal and more paperwork was read, understood and signed. They went back home grateful Current Guns N'Roses did the Sophomore Album for them.

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Sandy said... Axl booked them for an impromptu Show at the local Marriott for the next day. Tickets were $25.

Isn't that a little low? As in REALLY low? Cake Cream asked concerned.

Axl said, " You want your tickets to be low to get more People to see you. At $25 a pop, MOST People can afford that. And besides, you guys are new in the Music Industry. People want to see what you are about, especially live, so you want to start REALLY low. At $25 a pop if you get 300 People to see you, that's $7,500 right there.

That's way more than the $500 total you guys got to open for that Guns N'Roses show the other day and more than the $100 total you got at the bar set you guys did too.$300 tickets is when you are say The Rolling Stones. Are any of you a Rolling Stone? Are any of you named Mick Jagger? Axl questioned light heartedly. They all shook their heads. Then $25 it is.

They agreed and Axl had them practice their set. They were really good. Axl was proud. He went to a Gun Range and bought 6 Bullet proof vests. And he went to a motorcycle store and bought 6 motorcycle helmets. He went back home and gave them the bullet proof vests and the motorcycle helmets. Cake Cream was confused.

Axl responded,"You guys are becoming big stars. You need protection in case they are any gunshots or items thrown. The bulletproof vests will protect your body, the motorcycle helmets will protect your head. Duff got hit in the head with a glass bottle at one of our shows and he had to be rushed to the hospital. I'll be damned if I let that happen to any of you guys." They trusted Axl and tried them on. They fit okay.

They did more practice and Axl thought Security would need protection too. He hired Security and bought them bulletproof vests and motorcycle Helmets too. He painted "Cake Cream," on all of the helmets.

The next day, they all including Security showed up at the Marriott and were wearing the bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. 900 Fans showed up to see Cake Cream! Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic. They did a great show and Fans loved their motorcycle helmets and pointed out no other Music Bands wore motorcycle helmets. Axl was proud of Cake Cream.

After the show, there was tremendous applause and all of Cake Cream took a bow. The show was over and it was time to collect the money. Cake Cream and Axl were ecstatic that they made over $22,000 on one show. The Security Guards got paid, People who helped make the show possible were paid and Cake Cream and Axl got paid. They decided to go to an Upscale Restaurant to celebrate their first big gig.

They went to Morton's The Steakhouse and had Waygu Ribeye steak, Lobster, and fries. They had chocolate brownie and ice cream. They had Champagne and Axl made a Toast to Cake Cream and they toasted him back. They had a great meal and paid and left and went home.

At home, they bathed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they went on the internet and saw glowing reviews of their Marriott Show. They were ecstatic. They were huge stars! Claven Records called Axl and told Axl they wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today!

Axl protested this, pointing out that they had JUST released their Debut Album a couple of days ago and a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album. Claven Records continued to push they wanted a Sophomore Album from Cake Cream today! Axl felt pressured and disturbed that Claven Records wanted Cake Cream to make a Sophomore Album today.

He told Claven Records to hold on and they did. Axl asked Cake Cream if they were up to making a Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream all said," Hell no."

Billy said, "We just did our Debut Album a couple of days ago. And just played a show yesterday. We don't want to do a Sophomore Album today."

All of Cake Cream agreed.

Axl said,"That's what I was thinking." He told Claven Records,"No can do." Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today. Axl got really upset and said,"Cake Cream is TIRED. They just did their Debut Album a couple of days ago and did a show yesterday. They are TIRED."

Claven Records continued to push a Sophomore Album today.

Axl relented and said,"Okay, fine, you win. We'll have the Sophomore Album today."

Claven Records were satisfied and said they looked forward to the Sophomore Album today.

Axl told Cake Cream that Claven Records is pushing the Sophomore Album today.

Cake Cream protested this. Axl had a plan and told them it. He was going to ask Current Guns N'Roses to make the Sophomore Album today and have them act like Cake Cream did it. Cake Cream pointed out that this was risky and hoped it work. Axl hoped it would work too.

Axl called Older Axl, Older Duff, and Older Slash and begged them all to come to Billy's house and make the Sophomore Album for Cake Cream as Claven Records was breathing down their necks for the Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses pointed out that a Sophomore Album should be at least a year after the Debut Album, not a couple of days after. Axl admitted he thought the same thing but pointed out Claven Records was really pushing that Sophomore Album today.

Current Guns N'Roses could see how desperate Axl was and decided to come over and impersonate Cake Cream for Younger Axl.

Axl thanked them. He was welcomed.

In about an hour, Current Guns N'Roses came to Billy's house to help out Cake Cream and Axl.

Both Axls were happy to see each other again and Older Axl said wryly, "If anyone else asked us to do what you did, we would have said no. You are so lucky we care about you guys so much. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Axl wrote 10 songs again and Older Axl sang lead trying to imitate Mike's singing, Melissa and Dizzy played the Keyboards, Duff, Richard, Slash played guitars, Frank played Drums. They sounded good.

The Current Guns N'Roses pretending to be Cake Cream finished the Sophomore Album and Cake Cream and Axl were grateful. They were thanked. They all chatted for a bit and Current Guns N'Roses left. Cake Cream went to Claven Records and gave the Sophomore Album to Claven Records. Claven Records were satisfied and thanked them for the Sophomore Album. They welcomed them.

Cake Cream and Axl were offered 30 million plus Royalties for the Sophomore Album. Cake Cream and Axl accepted the deal and more paperwork was read, understood and signed. They went back home grateful Current Guns N'Roses did the Sophomore Album for them.
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Claven Records put the Sophomore Album on ITunes called," Tasty Cake," and Axl had suggested a picture of someone eating Cake and smiling.

Tasty Cake went to Number One again, but this time, Fans were raising their eyebrows commenting that although Tasty Cake sounded good, Tasty Cake sounded off like it was a Band pretending to be Cake Cream instead of Cake Cream themselves. Fans were wondering if there was a Cake Cream Cover Band who made Tasty Cake and put Cake Cream name on it. Axl and Cake Cream stared at each other uneasily knowing exactly what had happened.

The Fans also pointed out how weird it was that Cake Cream's Sophomore Album was released just a few days after their Debut Album, which was virtually unheard of.

Claven Records in an Interview also admitted that they demanded Cake Cream make a Sophomore Album that day Axl had protested making a Sophomore Album just days after Cake Cream's Debut Album and kept fighting hard against it. And then suddenly relented and gave in and gave Tasty Cake to them. Claven Records were asked if they thought Tasty Cake was done by a Cake Cream Cover Band and Claven Records admitted Tasty Cake did seem off.

Fans said they wanted Cake Cream to preform Tasty Cake live to see if they really were the ones who made Tasty Cake.

Cake Cream and Axl once again looked at each other nervously. They were in deep with this.

Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked,"Did Cake Cream record Tasty Cake?" Axl responded,"I wrote the 10 songs on Tasty Cake. Cake Cream were there when Tasty Cake was recorded.

Claven Records said,"You said they were there when it was recorded, but you didn't say they recorded it."

Axl's face had a look of troubled turmoil. "Can't you guys just drop it? I told you guys Cake Cream didn't want to do a Sophomore Album just days after their Debut Album. But you guys kept pushing us to make the Sophomore Album that day, so we took desperate measures to satisfy you guys."

Claven Records replied,"So, a Cover Band DID record Cake Cream!"

Axl responded,"I plead the fifth Amendment,".

Claven Records and Axl had terse conversations but Axl wouldn't outright admit that Tasty Cake was released by a Cover Band. They both said goodbye and hung up.

Axl filled in Cake Cream about Claven Records phone call. Cake Cream asked if they were in trouble. Axl responded,"Hopefully not. I didn't outright admit that you guys didn't record Tasty Cake. I don't like ratting out my Friends."

Cake Cream thanked Axl for being their Friend. He welcomed them.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Claven Records put the Sophomore Album on ITunes called," Tasty Cake," and Axl had suggested a picture of someone eating Cake and smiling.

Tasty Cake went to Number One again, but this time, Fans were raising their eyebrows commenting that although Tasty Cake sounded good, Tasty Cake sounded off like it was a Band pretending to be Cake Cream instead of Cake Cream themselves. Fans were wondering if there was a Cake Cream Cover Band who made Tasty Cake and put Cake Cream name on it. Axl and Cake Cream stared at each other uneasily knowing exactly what had happened.

The Fans also pointed out how weird it was that Cake Cream's Sophomore Album was released just a few days after their Debut Album, which was virtually unheard of.

Claven Records in an Interview also admitted that they demanded Cake Cream make a Sophomore Album that day Axl had protested making a Sophomore Album just days after Cake Cream's Debut Album and kept fighting hard against it. And then suddenly relented and gave in and gave Tasty Cake to them. Claven Records were asked if they thought Tasty Cake was done by a Cake Cream Cover Band and Claven Records admitted Tasty Cake did seem off.

Fans said they wanted Cake Cream to preform Tasty Cake live to see if they really were the ones who made Tasty Cake.

Cake Cream and Axl once again looked at each other nervously. They were in deep with this.

Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and asked,"Did Cake Cream record Tasty Cake?" Axl responded,"I wrote the 10 songs on Tasty Cake. Cake Cream were there when Tasty Cake was recorded.

Claven Records said,"You said they were there when it was recorded, but you didn't say they recorded it."

Axl's face had a look of troubled turmoil. "Can't you guys just drop it? I told you guys Cake Cream didn't want to do a Sophomore Album just days after their Debut Album. But you guys kept pushing us to make the Sophomore Album that day, so we took desperate measures to satisfy you guys."

Claven Records replied,"So, a Cover Band DID record Cake Cream!"

Axl responded,"I plead the fifth Amendment,".

Claven Records and Axl had terse conversations but Axl wouldn't outright admit that Tasty Cake was released by a Cover Band. They both said goodbye and hung up.

Axl filled in Cake Cream about Claven Records phone call. Cake Cream asked if they were in trouble. Axl responded,"Hopefully not. I didn't outright admit that you guys didn't record Tasty Cake. I don't like ratting out my Friends."

Cake Cream thanked Axl for being their Friend. He welcomed them.
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Fans wondered exactly who recorded Tasty Cake. On Social Media, Fans already released a Meme called,"That awkward moment when you pass off Tasty Cake album as your own."

Tasty Cake was receiving a lot of backlash. Fans were saying stuff like,"Cake Cream, just tell the truth about Tasty Cake."

Cake Cream and Axl felt uncomfortable. They were really deep in this. Claven Records called them Axl again and were like, "We have received multiple complaints about Tasty Cake. We're going to have to pull Tasty Cake off of Itunes and Cake Cream and you can kiss future Royalties goodbye unless you guys tell the real truth about Tasty Cake. Axl told Claven Records to hold on and they did.

Axl told Cake Cream the situation and asked them if they were ready to tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that they were deep in this and admitted they should tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Axl asked Claven Records if they all could speak tomorrow. Claven Records said okay.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and admitted that Tasty Cake was done by a Cover Band.

Claven Records asked,"Why did you guys use a Cover Band? Why not record Tasty Cake yourselves?"

Axl and Cake Cream pointed out they were desperate to release the Sophomore Album since Claven Records was pushing the Sophomore Album hard and they had just released their Debut Album and did a show at the Marriott and didn't actually want to record Tasty Cake then.

Claven Records asked,"Who actually recorded Tasty Cake?"

Cake Cream and Axl reluctantly admitted that Current Guns N'Roses actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Claven Records said,"We already had a feeling Tasty Cake wasn't actually recorded by you guys. Interesting that you guys got Current Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you. Tasty Cake sounded off. Claven Records asked Cake Cream if they could record Tasty Cake, this time of day for real. They agreed. They chatted with Claven Records, and then went home.

Cake Cream recorded Tasty Cake for real and named the Album Tasty Cake Reloaded They gave Claven Records Tasty Cake Reloaded and Claven Records loved it. It was a really good Album and this time it was Cake Cream for real.

Cake Cream and Axl asked if they could get Royalties for Reloaded. Claven Records were like,"You guys are already getting Royalties for Tasty Cake. You did scam the general public and us by getting Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you guys. We don't know."

Cake Cream and Axl pointed out that they did deserve Royalties for actually recording Tasty Cake Reloaded.

Claven Records were thinking. Finally they came up with a solution. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they could get Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records and get them to confess that they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake and Current Guns N'Roses could get the Royalties for Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl agreed that this made sense.

Axl called Older Axl and explained the situation and Older Axl answered,"You want us to go to Claven Records and admit we are the real People who recorded Tasty Cake?"

Axl responded,"Please? You guys will get Royalties and Fans of us will love it."

Older Axl wryly responded, "I'm already worth almost 200 million. I don't need Royalties."

Axl responded,"The rest of Current Guns N'Roses would love the Royalties."

Older Axl admitted that Axl had good points and he agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to go to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow and admit they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl was grateful and thanked Older Axl. Older Axl welcomed him. Older Axl and Axl chatted for a little while and then both said goodbye.

Axl told Cake Cream and Claven Records that Older Axl agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow. They were all happy.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Fans wondered exactly who recorded Tasty Cake. On Social Media, Fans already released a Meme called,"That awkward moment when you pass off Tasty Cake album as your own."

Tasty Cake was receiving a lot of backlash. Fans were saying stuff like,"Cake Cream, just tell the truth about Tasty Cake."

Cake Cream and Axl felt uncomfortable. They were really deep in this. Claven Records called them Axl again and were like, "We have received multiple complaints about Tasty Cake. We're going to have to pull Tasty Cake off of Itunes and Cake Cream and you can kiss future Royalties goodbye unless you guys tell the real truth about Tasty Cake. Axl told Claven Records to hold on and they did.

Axl told Cake Cream the situation and asked them if they were ready to tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Cake Cream lowered their eyes and admitted that they were deep in this and admitted they should tell the truth about Tasty Cake. Axl asked Claven Records if they all could speak tomorrow. Claven Records said okay.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl went to Claven Records and admitted that Tasty Cake was done by a Cover Band.

Claven Records asked,"Why did you guys use a Cover Band? Why not record Tasty Cake yourselves?"

Axl and Cake Cream pointed out they were desperate to release the Sophomore Album since Claven Records was pushing the Sophomore Album hard and they had just released their Debut Album and did a show at the Marriott and didn't actually want to record Tasty Cake then.

Claven Records asked,"Who actually recorded Tasty Cake?"

Cake Cream and Axl reluctantly admitted that Current Guns N'Roses actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Claven Records said,"We already had a feeling Tasty Cake wasn't actually recorded by you guys. Interesting that you guys got Current Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you. Tasty Cake sounded off. Claven Records asked Cake Cream if they could record Tasty Cake, this time of day for real. They agreed. They chatted with Claven Records, and then went home.

Cake Cream recorded Tasty Cake for real and named the Album Tasty Cake Reloaded They gave Claven Records Tasty Cake Reloaded and Claven Records loved it. It was a really good Album and this time it was Cake Cream for real.

Cake Cream and Axl asked if they could get Royalties for Reloaded. Claven Records were like,"You guys are already getting Royalties for Tasty Cake. You did scam the general public and us by getting Guns N'Roses to record Tasty Cake for you guys. We don't know."

Cake Cream and Axl pointed out that they did deserve Royalties for actually recording Tasty Cake Reloaded.

Claven Records were thinking. Finally they came up with a solution. They asked Cake Cream and Axl if they could get Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records and get them to confess that they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake and Current Guns N'Roses could get the Royalties for Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl agreed that this made sense.

Axl called Older Axl and explained the situation and Older Axl answered,"You want us to go to Claven Records and admit we are the real People who recorded Tasty Cake?"

Axl responded,"Please? You guys will get Royalties and Fans of us will love it."

Older Axl wryly responded, "I'm already worth almost 200 million. I don't need Royalties."

Axl responded,"The rest of Current Guns N'Roses would love the Royalties."

Older Axl admitted that Axl had good points and he agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to go to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow and admit they were the real People who recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl was grateful and thanked Older Axl. Older Axl welcomed him. Older Axl and Axl chatted for a little while and then both said goodbye.

Axl told Cake Cream and Claven Records that Older Axl agreed to ask Current Guns N'Roses to come to Claven Records at around 1 PM tomorrow. They were all happy.
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Claven Records refused to put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes until Current Guns N'Roses came to Claven Records tomorrow and admitted that they were the ones who actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl asked, "Can you at least put "All The Right Words?" From Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes?" That's the best song. Cake Cream agreed that All The Right Words was the best song.

Claven Records reluctantly agreed to release All The Right Words from Tasty Cake Reloaded to Itunes and Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Claven Records released All The Right Words Cake Cream version to Itunes.

Fans loved All The Right Words, Cake Cream version and were like,"Finally, Cake Cream did the song for real."


Claven Records were happy too. They congratulated Cake Cream and Axl on how well received All The Right Words was. Cake Cream and Axl were happy too. They all chatted a little while later and Cake Cream and Axl went home.

All The Right Words hit Number One on ITunes. Fans continued praising how good it was. Older Axl called Axl and praised how good the Cake Cream version of All The Right Words was. Axl blushed happily. Older Axl called all of Cake Cream and congratulated them on how good All The Right Words was. Everybody thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed them. Cake was a really talented band that were huge Superstars now.

Cake Cream and Axl decided to just kick back and relax. They ordered no contact Burger King and ate and drank.

The next day, at 12:59 exactly, Cake Cream, Axl, and Current Guns N'Roses were in Timothy's office. Timothy was impressed.

Current Guns N'Roses admitted that they were the ones who really recorded Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl confirmed this.

Timothy said,"Well, now that you guys have all confessed, we can move forward and put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes. Everybody smiled. Current Guns N'Roses read, understood, and signed paperwork that said they were the ones who recorded Tasty Cake and they would be getting the Royalties for Tasty Cake. They also got 6 Million each for Tasty Cake. So $42 Million. Timothy couldn't believe Claven Records would be paying 42 million base besides the $30 Million they already paid as a base for Tasty Cake. 72 Million base for Tasty Cake. But Timothy decided to suck it up and consider this the cost of doing business. Besides, Claven Records was worth about 700 Million anyways. Claven Records Zelled all of Current Guns N'Roses 6 Million each. Everyone was happy. They all shook hands with Timothy. Timothy was amused at how both Axl and Older Axl had the same unique bending down handshake.

Timothy put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes and it went to number 1 on ITunes. Fans loved it. Everyone in Timothy's office was happy..

They all chatted and soon left. Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl decided to go to a Local Restaurant to celebrate the good thing that just happened.

At the Restaurant, Fans were happy to see both Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl hanging out together. They asked for Autographs and selfies and all 13 of them obliged their Fans. The Fans were ecstatic. Current Guns N'Roses, Cake Cream, and Axl had very nice meals and paid and left.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... Claven Records refused to put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes until Current Guns N'Roses came to Claven Records tomorrow and admitted that they were the ones who actually recorded Tasty Cake.

Axl asked, "Can you at least put "All The Right Words?" From Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes?" That's the best song. Cake Cream agreed that All The Right Words was the best song.

Claven Records reluctantly agreed to release All The Right Words from Tasty Cake Reloaded to Itunes and Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Claven Records released All The Right Words Cake Cream version to Itunes.

Fans loved All The Right Words, Cake Cream version and were like,"Finally, Cake Cream did the song for real."


Claven Records were happy too. They congratulated Cake Cream and Axl on how well received All The Right Words was. Cake Cream and Axl were happy too. They all chatted a little while later and Cake Cream and Axl went home.

All The Right Words hit Number One on ITunes. Fans continued praising how good it was. Older Axl called Axl and praised how good the Cake Cream version of All The Right Words was. Axl blushed happily. Older Axl called all of Cake Cream and congratulated them on how good All The Right Words was. Everybody thanked Older Axl and Older Axl welcomed them. Cake was a really talented band that were huge Superstars now.

Cake Cream and Axl decided to just kick back and relax. They ordered no contact Burger King and ate and drank.

The next day, at 12:59 exactly, Cake Cream, Axl, and Current Guns N'Roses were in Timothy's office. Timothy was impressed.

Current Guns N'Roses admitted that they were the ones who really recorded Tasty Cake. Cake Cream and Axl confirmed this.

Timothy said,"Well, now that you guys have all confessed, we can move forward and put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes. Everybody smiled. Current Guns N'Roses read, understood, and signed paperwork that said they were the ones who recorded Tasty Cake and they would be getting the Royalties for Tasty Cake. They also got 6 Million each for Tasty Cake. So $42 Million. Timothy couldn't believe Claven Records would be paying 42 million base besides the $30 Million they already paid as a base for Tasty Cake. 72 Million base for Tasty Cake. But Timothy decided to suck it up and consider this the cost of doing business. Besides, Claven Records was worth about 700 Million anyways. Claven Records Zelled all of Current Guns N'Roses 6 Million each. Everyone was happy. They all shook hands with Timothy. Timothy was amused at how both Axl and Older Axl had the same unique bending down handshake.

Timothy put Tasty Cake Reloaded on ITunes and it went to number 1 on ITunes. Fans loved it. Everyone in Timothy's office was happy..

They all chatted and soon left. Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl decided to go to a Local Restaurant to celebrate the good thing that just happened.

At the Restaurant, Fans were happy to see both Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream and Axl hanging out together. They asked for Autographs and selfies and all 13 of them obliged their Fans. The Fans were ecstatic. Current Guns N'Roses, Cake Cream, and Axl had very nice meals and paid and left.
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At home, Axl and Cake Cream watched a Twilight Zone episode was where a grown man ends up time traveling and meeting his younger self. Everybody looked at Axl and pointed out that Axl also time traveled and met himself. Axl blushed.

Axl responded,"My life is like a Twilight Zone episode," he said playfully wryly. "I don't know what's weirder. The fact that I time traveled from 1987 to 2022 or the fact that me and my Older Self coexist at the same time and even talk to each other.

Cake Cream pointed out that both of these were weird as hell.

Axl smiled shyly.

They then watched The Age Of Adeline, a story of a Woman who got into a car crash at age 29 and stayed 29 indefinitely. Even decades later.

Axl wondered if that would happen to him, be age 25 indefinitely. He wondered if next year he would be 26.

Cake Cream pointed out that Age Of Adeline was Fiction and he would not be 25 indefinitely. He'd be 26 next year.

Axl wryly responded,"I time traveled and coexist with my older Self. Who knows what will happen with my age?"


Cake Cream pointed out that he had a good point. Cake Cream pointed out he'd have a grace period of about 5 years before eyebrows started to raise even if he did remain 25 indefinitely.

Axl wondered,"I wonder what happened to my 1987 self. Since I am here in 2022, in 1987, I'm probably considered Missing."

Cake Cream said that since there were two Axls in 2022, his normal 1987 self would be Older Axl in 2022. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. To be sure however, Axl decided to look up,"Did Axl Rose disappear in 1987?"

He got replies about him time traveling from 1987 to 2022 but nothing about him actually missing in 1987. Which meant that Cake Cream was right. Older Axl was the adult version of his normal 1987 self.

Axl smiled and admitted he enjoyed 2022 a lot and didn't actually want to go back to 1987 and pointed out that since Older Axl was the Adult version of his normal 1987 self, he could truly kick back and relax.

Cake Cream once again pointed out they were glad he was there in 2022 with them. They all smiled.

They then watched Back To The Future Part 1 and Marty Mcfly accidentally time travels. Cake Cream all looked at Axl knowingly.

Axl blushed shyly. Axl said,"At least Marty knew the Delorean caused him to time travel. With me, I just suddenly ended up in 2022. And Marty time traveled to the PAST, 30 years, before he was even born. If I time traveled 30 years before 1987, I would have ended up in 1957 before I was even born too. I'm lucky I didn't time travel to 1957 I'm lucky I time traveled to the future, not the past."

Cake Cream all smiled.

Re: Young Axl Rose in 2022! :D

Sandy said... At home, Axl and Cake Cream watched a Twilight Zone episode was where a grown man ends up time traveling and meeting his younger self. Everybody looked at Axl and pointed out that Axl also time traveled and met himself. Axl blushed.

Axl responded,"My life is like a Twilight Zone episode," he said playfully wryly. "I don't know what's weirder. The fact that I time traveled from 1987 to 2022 or the fact that me and my Older Self coexist at the same time and even talk to each other.

Cake Cream pointed out that both of these were weird as hell.

Axl smiled shyly.

They then watched The Age Of Adeline, a story of a Woman who got into a car crash at age 29 and stayed 29 indefinitely. Even decades later.

Axl wondered if that would happen to him, be age 25 indefinitely. He wondered if next year he would be 26.

Cake Cream pointed out that Age Of Adeline was Fiction and he would not be 25 indefinitely. He'd be 26 next year.

Axl wryly responded,"I time traveled and coexist with my older Self. Who knows what will happen with my age?"


Cake Cream pointed out that he had a good point. Cake Cream pointed out he'd have a grace period of about 5 years before eyebrows started to raise even if he did remain 25 indefinitely.

Axl wondered,"I wonder what happened to my 1987 self. Since I am here in 2022, in 1987, I'm probably considered Missing."

Cake Cream said that since there were two Axls in 2022, his normal 1987 self would be Older Axl in 2022. Axl breathed a sigh of relief. To be sure however, Axl decided to look up,"Did Axl Rose disappear in 1987?"

He got replies about him time traveling from 1987 to 2022 but nothing about him actually missing in 1987. Which meant that Cake Cream was right. Older Axl was the adult version of his normal 1987 self.

Axl smiled and admitted he enjoyed 2022 a lot and didn't actually want to go back to 1987 and pointed out that since Older Axl was the Adult version of his normal 1987 self, he could truly kick back and relax.

Cake Cream once again pointed out they were glad he was there in 2022 with them. They all smiled.

They then watched Back To The Future Part 1 and Marty Mcfly accidentally time travels. Cake Cream all looked at Axl knowingly.

Axl blushed shyly. Axl said,"At least Marty knew the Delorean caused him to time travel. With me, I just suddenly ended up in 2022. And Marty time traveled to the PAST, 30 years, before he was even born. If I time traveled 30 years before 1987, I would have ended up in 1957 before I was even born too. I'm lucky I didn't time travel to 1957 I'm lucky I time traveled to the future, not the past."

Cake Cream all smiled.
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Axl got a call from the hotel he had been staying at before living at Billy's house and the Manager informed him that he could be in legal trouble because he showed a fake ID to get a hotel room.

Axl had forgotten about getting the hotel room using his fake Michael Randall Johnson ID.

Axl pleaded with the Manager not to press any charges or anything like that. The Manager was thoughtful and asked if he could be at the hotel within the next two hours and they could talk this out face to face. Axl replied,"Okay." Axl agreed.

He took a bath and got ready to go to the Hotel.

He told Cake Cream he was going to the Zoo alone. Cake Cream was suspicious.

Billy pointed out that the Zoo was closed as it was around 6 PM. All of Cake Cream backed up what Billy said.

Axl made up another lie. "Uh, I'm going to see the new Top Gun movie alone," he said nervously.

Billy responded,"The new Top Gun movie doesn't exist yet. It's coming out next month. Cake Cream once again backed up what Billy said.

Axl made up yet another lie. "Uh, I'm going to Duff's house alone in a few minutes!"

Billy responded,"Duff is performing with Current Guns N'Roses now in a different State!"

Axl made up another lie and said,"I'm going to the Library alone!" He was sweating.

Andy pointed out the Library was closed.


"Axl, stop lying. Were are you really going?" Jimmy asked Axl.

Axl gave Cake Cream a pained look.

"Cake Cream asked Axl if he was in any trouble.

Axl responded,"No, I'm not in any trouble," lying and looking at the ground.

Cake Cream responded,"You're in trouble, aren't you." They said concerned.

Axl finally admitted he was in trouble.

Cake Cream responded they would go with him wherever he was going. Axl weakly tried to stop them going with him, but they pointed out that they could trace his Location wherever he was using his cellphone and show up wherever he went like they did with Claven Records.

Axl reluctantly agreed to let them come with him to the Hotel. Cake Cream got ready and Axl and Cake Cream left and went to the Hotel.

At the Hotel, the Manager pointed out that what Axl did was Fraud and could get him jail time. Cake Cream pointed out that Axl couldn't show his REAL ID at the time as it was expired at the time and he couldn't exactly run around admitting he was Axl Rose who time traveled from 1987 to 2022 when he was booking the hotel room. Axl lowered his head and once again begged the Manager not to press any charges.

The Manager took pity on him and said he wouldn't press any charges if Axl would sing a song with Mike for some Cake Cream Fans since Cake Cream was already there. Axl and Mike were willing to do this and Axl asked to get the impromptu plea deal in writing and the Manager drew up legally binding Documents and Axl, Mike and the Manager signed the documents.

Mike and Axl sang,"All The Right Words from Tasty Cake and Tasty Cake Reloaded," for the Cake Cream Fans and they sounded really good and the Fan Guests went wild and loved the impromptu song. The Manager was happy too and told them the matter was settled and they chatted a bit and Cake Cream and Axl soon left and went back home. On YouTube, the Impromptu All The Right Words from the hotel was already going viral on YouTube. Fans loved the Impromptu singing! Cake Cream and Axl all smiled and ate and drank and then changed and went to sleep.
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