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Rocket-Man Picks NFL Games: Week 6: Rocket Edition: Part III

After a great fuckin week of NFL action (minus an incredibly disappointing Browns loss) we get what looks to be a lame-ass slate of games for week 6. Hooray!

Thursday!!!!!!

Bouqaniers @ The Mighty Iggles - Fuck this matchup. The Iggles aren't really any good. All they've done is win against bad teams (Panthers were overhyped just because they have a really good defense). Buccos likely won't be blowing out the Eagles, but they'll be in control for pretty much the entire game. Fuck you NFL for being shit at scheduling games. Unless the team is the Cowboys, we don't want to see any of these NFC East teams in primetime, you daft cunts.

SUNDAYYYY!!!!!!

Lollipophins @ Jugs - NFL, you are going to start a war if you keep scheduling shit teams for games overseas. That's not my only prediction. How about this? Jaguars get the shocking upset victory. That's right, this is my upset special of the week! Yay!

Chiefs @ The Futbal Team - Chiefs get a get-right game after getting fucked right in the ass by the Bills. The Washington defense has been massively disappointing this season. The WFT defense is nearly as bad as the Chiefs'. But don't expect a high-scoring affair. Don't know what the points total Vegas has for this game is, but I'd probably go for the under.

Rams @ Gints - Wowee wow wow! Giants are trash and the Rams will piss beat them.

Texaints @ Dolts - The Texans are a shockingly competitive team this season. The Colts are shockingly bad team. That means this game will be boring. This one is a toss-up and I honestly don't care to make a prediction on who'll win.

Bungholess @ Lyons - Seems like a game the Lions could win, no? Correct. But they won't. Here's why: the Lions are on pace to break the record for most heartbreaking losses in a season. So far they've got two. That means they'll have at least 7 by the end of the season. This game could very well be another one!

Puckers @ Burrs - The Bears' record is a lie. It's a record they achieved only to give fans some semblance of hope that their team will actually manage to do something this season only to compeltely fall off a cliff and get Matt Nagy fired. The Packers are the class of the NFC North and Aaron Rodgers is the NFC North's God. Packers will likely have this game put away at half time.

Bolts @ Ravines - So this game is going to be amazing to watch. Lamar Jackson has evolved into a damn good passer. Justin Herbert has ascended into one of the elite QBs in the league. This game by all means should be a repeat of the Browns/Chargers game yesterday. Expect a lot of scoring.

Vickies @ Punthers - Minnesota is honestly a team that's better than their record suggests, and the Panthers are the opposite. But the Panthers should be getting McCaffrey back this week, which will do wonders for their offense. This should be a sneakily compelling game. Icky Vickings win.

Cardinals @ Browns - All that I need to say is Kevin Stefanski's Browns are 6-0 after a loss. So yeah. Browns will get the W. Book it.

Raiders @ Broncos - Both teams have fallen off since starting 3-0. Suddenly neither team looks like a playoff caliber unit. That has definitely lessened my interest in watching either of these two teams play. But, that doesn't mean this game won't be any good. It's still a divisional matchup between two teams that, by all means, are good. I'm leaning Broncos in this one.

'Murica's Team @ Patsmears - It is kinda funny how we still refer to the Cowboys are American's team even though they've done next to nothing these past twenty years, while the Patriots have won 6 Super Bowls and gone to 3 more. Seems to make more sense to call the Patriots "America's Team". Or, at least, it did. With Tom Brady gone, the Patriots seemed to have forgotten how to play winning football. Mac Jones looks like a future star, but currently, he's playing for a team that isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Prediction: 'Murica wins.

Slags @ Stillers (Slags is a derivative of Seahags, my other nickname for the Seahawks) - Well, Russell Wilson is gone for a while. Time for Geno Smith to put up some tape so he could snag a starting job for some other franchise. Before the Russ injury, I would've had the Slags getting the win. But not now.

Monday!!!!!!

Bills @ Titans - Bills look to thump yet another playoff team this week. They currently have the best defense and third best offense. The Titans are a team that's only where they are in the standing because the rest of the division they play in is complete trash. Bills should easily get the win.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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/'Murica's Team @ PAPsmears - It is kinda funny how we still refer to the Cowboys are American's team even though they've done next to nothing these past twenty years, while the Patriots have won 6 Super Bowls and gone to 3 more. Seems to make more sense to call the Patriots "America's Team". Or, at least, it did. With Tom Brady gone, the Patriots seemed to have forgotten how to play winning football. Mac Jones looks like a future star, but currently, he's playing for a team that isn't going anywhere anytime soon. Prediction: 'Murica wins./





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Bouqaniers @ The Mighty Iggles - Fuck this matchup. The Iggles aren't really any good. All they've done is win against bad teams (Panthers were overhyped just because they have a really good defense). Buccos likely won't be blowing out the Eagles, but they'll be in control for pretty much the entire game. Fuck you NFL for being shit at scheduling games. Unless the team is the Cowboys, we don't want to see any of these NFC East teams in primetime, you daft cunts.


The NFL gives Tommy Boy Cry Baby easy teams to beat outside his divis. because they like him.

'Murica's Team @ Patsmears - It is kinda funny how we still refer to the Cowboys are American's team even though they've done next to nothing these past twenty years, while the Patriots have won 6 Super Bowls and gone to 3 more. Seems to make more sense to call the Patriots "America's Team". Or, at least, it did.


The red white and blue.
The logo.
The name.
The hometown.
The cheating.
Yup, "America's Team" fits the Cheatriots better!

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Except for my horrible prediction for the Cards/Browns game and Josh Allen failing to convert on 4th and 1, I was on the fuckin money, son. Gonna rub one out to celebrate.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Josh Allen failing to convert on 4th and 1

That is not what killed it.
What did was the bonehead for holding during the kickoff TD return that would have probably won it for them.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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But the game literally ended because the Bills couldn't convert on 4th and 1 on the Titans' 4 or 5 yard line. They were only down by 3 and there were like 25 seconds left. Failing to convert in that spot ended the game. Gave the Titans the ability to just assume victory formation when they got the ball back.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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I know but that hold is what could have been the game changer.
Football is a team sport and there can be a lot of little things that determines if a team wins or loses and not just the final play.




"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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I know but that hold is what could have been the game changer.
You know what could've been the game-changer? If the Bills converted on 4th and 1.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Not just the only one though.
Stop being so arrogant.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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But it was ultimately what decided the game…

Dude, I know more about sports than literally everyone on this forum. Don't question me.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You are not going to get me to agree when before that was a penalty that decided the game.
Besides, even if they had gotten the first down, anything else could have happened where Titans could have ended up winning.
The Bills would have been better off looking like to kick the FG but call a fake.
That trick play they did for 2 points was awesome!
All in all it was a good game though.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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You are not going to get me to agree when before that was a penalty that decided the game.
Dude… what decided the game was Josh Allen failing to convert the fourth down. It ended the game. If a play ends the game, it is what decides the game. Jesus Chris.
Besides, even if they had gotten the first down, anything else could have happened where Titans could have ended up winning.
The Bills at least would've been able to attempt a game-tying field goal if they failed to get a TD after converting. Failing to convert ends the game right then and there. Yes, a lot could've happened if they did, but they didn't… and so the game was over. That's how football works, my man.


Christ alive. Can I get one fucking person on this forum who actually knows anything about football?

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You're not being arrogant. He's nit picking at you.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Eat shit and die! No wait. People want you to do sports commentary so change your attitude muthafucker!!

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Raiders won.

"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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To be fair, I only said I was leaning Broncos not that I was going to pick them.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You got all that free time and you still can't find a job me Nan would never allow this that why I spend all my days goofing off down by the beach or playing in the jungle until she pass out at night and I can sneak back home!

What is your version of the goofing off by the beach and playing in the jungle?

Keep on smiling!

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What is your version of the goofing off by the beach and playing in the jungle?
I go down to the railroad tracks and throw rocks at railcars. Then I climb up a tree and jerk off.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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You are becoming more kirk-like every day! How many posts have you made today and how many posts did you mention masturbation? The ratio isn't looking good for you steal some money from your moms purse and go to the strip club they will take care of it for you in an old junker behind the place during their breaks for just a few dollars and a few your pretty monicahs!

Keep on smiling!

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steal some money from your moms purse and go to the strip club they will take care of it for you in an old junker behind the place during their breaks for just a few dollars and a few your pretty monicahs!
You know what's really funny about that? I actually was going to do something like that a couple of days ago but then I got high.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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That's amateur hour foolishment! Everyone know you get the money then you get high!

Keep on smiling!

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Oh, I meant to just quote everything after stealing my mother's money. Apologies for the shitty quoting job, sir.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.
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