The Soapbox : Pick a fuck buddy!

Pick a fuck buddy!

Pick anyone. I expect everyone to vote. If you do not vote, I will come up with a fuck buddy for you.

That is all for now.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Klam.

suck it.

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Ok. Sophie and Rocket. Got it!

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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suck it.

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I'm afraid it has already been decided. There isn't much you can do about it at this point.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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this doesn't sound rapey at all!

suck it.

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Would you like a pudding pop?




Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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suck it.

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Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Another one for Rocket. Sweet!

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Vlad and Thirsty

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Lol okay Thirsty👍

Melting down over top boy

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Still going on about this gay stuff? I thought you were doing conversion therapy?

Cheerio.

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?????

Melting down over top boy

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Would you like to party ,with me and the Abercrombie and Felch boys tomorrow? A slot has opened up , I would like you to fill it up.

Ivey league bastard.

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Crikey! That’s mighty fucking gay, mate

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Jesus, Kirk. Super gay.

Cheerio.

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You're drunk mate,go back to be.

Melting down over top boy

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Come on, mechanic. Cut the bullshit.

I’ve been shown the transcript of that chat. It was so graphic I had to stop reading it.

Just accept that you’re “ghey.” It’s okay. I accept you. Just don’t touch me or anything.

Cheerio.

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Lol, yeah whatever bro , you and Leopoo can keep me out of your gay fantasies.

Melting down over top boy

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Again with the gay fantasies.

Adlerian says he’s analyzed (NO PUN !) your personality with a fine toothed comb and that he thinks you’re expressing latent homosexual ideations through your gay posts. Adlerian is a medical doctor.

Cheerio.

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Me and Delicious Feet, he’s fingering my ass tonight.

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Fuck yes my son

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Does the winner get username colors?

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No follow-through from the OP.

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The winner gets to be fuck buddies with me. Unless they would rather have username colors in which case the best I can do is off-white/beige.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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The winner of what?

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I don't know. You're the one who said something about a winner. I'm just going along with it.

As far as I'm concerned you're all winners. You guys get to post on this forum with me. Not even Charlie Sheen has seen that level of winning.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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Wow, it's easy to get you to go along with things! I'll keep this in mind for future reference.

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I'm all about that "yes and…" life, baby. I'm a natural at improv comedy.

For example, ask me about the weather.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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I guess I already knew you were easy, since you immediately used certain lines as your sigs after I told you to (like that one about punching).

Anyway, I'll fulfill your request and ask about the weather. How hot is it over there?

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How hot is it over there?
I don't know. Haven't left my house or even looked out a window in months.

/comedy gold

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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I believe you

Melting down over top boy

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You haven't noticed it getting hotter inside your home?

Isn't the mail piling up outside? How do you get groceries and Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper? Do the deliverers open your door and bring it inside for you? Or do you have a butler?

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What do you think he wipes his ass with? Probably all the flyers in the mail.

Melting down over top boy

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But how is he getting the mail? Does he have one of those mail slots on the door?

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His dog brings it in for him.

Melting down over top boy

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suck it.

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I have Mechanic's mom take care of all that shit for me.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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I hope you're paying her!

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Meh. Idk whats worse, picking or having someone pick for me

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Whoever I pick, first I’ll take her to Taco Bell because I’m a gentleman. But also to warm her booty up. She’ll need the energy for the caloric burning that’ll ensue. She’ll be sweating all naughty like!

Then I will tie both you and another person up and have your eyelids held open like this.



You will get excited; your bulge will grow, but I shan’t let you touch yourself just yet. Your hands will be restrained on other person’s penis.

A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief. A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. You shall be bound continually upon thine heart, and tied about thy neck. You both shall pay for thine sins of wickedness through me. I shall redeem you through an act of beautiful Intimacy and bondage.

She will finally lose her virginity to a man. She will be flustered by the newfound testosterone intake that has been lacking in her passions heretofore.



Monster, how should I feel? Creatures lie here, looking through the window.

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One of you should agree just to get rocket in the same room with you.

Then you can kill him!

Beware the sound of one hand clapping.

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Someone should agree to what? Being my fuck buddy? No agreement is necessary as long as both parties come to an understanding that whatever may happen will happen and one of us may not get to walk away from this.

Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.

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I agree. As long as it ends in your death the details dont matter.

Beware the sound of one hand clapping.
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