Paranormal : Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Men are trash confirmed.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
It's her word against ghost-his.
Also, I'm not "blaming the victim," but you can't expect a gentleman when you marry a ghost who used to be a pirate.
Also, I'm not "blaming the victim," but you can't expect a gentleman when you marry a ghost who used to be a pirate.
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https://metro.co.uk/2010/03/09/man-marries-pillow-154906/
Man marries pillow
Lee Jin-gyu fell for his ‘dakimakura’ – a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.
In Lee’s case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the ‘magical girl’ anime seriesMahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between ‘obsessive’ and ‘nerd’) has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media. ‘He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,’ said one friend. ‘They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,’ they added.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
This gives "Pillow talk" a whole new meaning.
When they go out to eat she doesn't have to touch anything because he will give the excuse that, "She is stuffed!"
What is their song that he hears her sing to him?
"Put your head on my shoulder."
I'm sure that he is really good at giving her head!
When they go out to eat she doesn't have to touch anything because he will give the excuse that, "She is stuffed!"
What is their song that he hears her sing to him?
"Put your head on my shoulder."
I'm sure that he is really good at giving her head!
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Russian man marries pizza pie
80% of Russians oppose same-sex marriage, and the country has strict anti-LGBT propaganda laws. But this Russian just married pizza.
The Mirror reports that Russian authorities refused to grant the “couple” an official marriage license (no surprises there), so instead they threw their ceremony at the local pizzeria.
“At some point,” the man said, “I realized that half of my friends were complaining about their better half, while the others were complaining about the lack of a better half.”
The former bachelor claims he decided to tie the knot with his favorite treat because he was tired of being single: “Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing,” he said.
But pizza “would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.”
“Deep-pan” and “deadpan” became one when the restaurant gave the couple an official-looking certificate attached to a clipboard.
Earlier this year, Russian President Vladimir Putin‘s United Russian party unveiled a flag celebrating heterosexual families in response to America’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage.
In 2014, Putin said Russia must “cleanse” itself of homosexuality in order to increase the country’s birth rate.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2015/11/russian-man-marries-pizza-pie/
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Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
😂
i do love myself, too, btw. 😋
suck it.
i do love myself, too, btw. 😋
suck it.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Here's another one who married himself:
‘Happiness doesn’t depend on marriage’: Brazilian man marries himself after fiancée breaks off engagement
Dr Diogo Rabelo, 33, went viral on the internet for his beautiful wedding hosted at a resort, exchanging vows in front of a mirror surrounded by his loved ones.
https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-globally/brazil-man-marries-himself-after-fiancee-breaks-off-engagement-6993059/
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Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
lol. It's probably just for publicity.
There are people who have married their pets too!
There are people who have married their pets too!
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I don't remember that story!
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Could be a phallic thing. I kind of want to marry Blue Origin:
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Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
You mean making the rocket that shape? Yeah, Bezos just wanted to feel like he was having sex with the universe.
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PUH-PUH-PUH-PIRATE GHOST! Like zoinks, haha! That sounds pretty scary, old buddy, old pal.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
From South Park:
That's from this episode, but I don't see that scene on YouTube.
Jonathan Davis: Well, that does it! Something funny is going on here. Your missing grandma must be connected somehow to those creepy pirate ghosts.
David Silveria: They're not Pirate Ghosts, Jonathan. They're ghost pirates.
Jonathan Davis: Huh?
David Silveria: 'Pirate ghost' would suggest that a pirate died and became a ghost, but a ghost pirate is a ghost that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.
Munky: No, David! Then they are pirate ghosts, because they're the ghosts of pirates.
Fieldy: You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado. So these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact.
Jonathan Davis: But that makes them pirate ghosts!
David Silveria: No! It makes them ghost pirates!
Munky: Pirate ghosts!
Head: Guys, guys, guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything. Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do!
Jonathan Davis: Pirate ghosts!
That's from this episode, but I don't see that scene on YouTube.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
I am so sorry that he tried to do that and that you feel that you have to divorce him CR.
I heard the Ghost of Christmas Past is back on the market if you are interested.
I heard the Ghost of Christmas Past is back on the market if you are interested.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Thanks. I'll take the ghost from Ghost (the one played by Patrick Swayze).
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Do you wanna get down and dirty with him working with clay on the wheel or by dancing?
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Definitely the pottery wheel.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
She is divorcing him because he tried to cut lass.
What set him off was her complaining about the role playing.
Her: *SIGH* "Do I really have to be the helpless maiden you kidnap AGAIN? I know you didn't have plumbing but can't you just at least try to be the plumber who comes to lay pipe at least once?"
And he hated her desserts. She could never get the pie right.
What set him off was her complaining about the role playing.
Her: *SIGH* "Do I really have to be the helpless maiden you kidnap AGAIN? I know you didn't have plumbing but can't you just at least try to be the plumber who comes to lay pipe at least once?"
And he hated her desserts. She could never get the pie right.
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
Re: Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her
She exorcised him! That's more painful than divorce.
Woman divorced her pirate-ghost husband after he tried to kill her