Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : Poll: Can you be half Jew?

Can you be half Jew?

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Re: Can you be half Jew?

If you consider "jew" as a race.

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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But it's not so….

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If you consider "jew" as a race.

Exactly, which it isn't! It is a culture/ethnicity and technically, to be considered a half jew, one would only have to half heartedly follow Judaism.

Norman! What did you put in my tea?

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So far…2 wrong answers

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Oh well

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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Can you circumcise half a foreskin?

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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Yes…but not lengthwise 😁👍

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Gotcha

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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Gotta slice it horizontal…like calamari rings

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Ewww

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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No fan of calamari? We know you hate the jews

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Yeah as long it's not foreskin.

Harold,the singing angel harks.

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It's a religion innit?

You either adhere to that creed or you don't.

LOL. 🤡🌎

Re: Can you be half Jew?

More or less.

Re: Can you be half Jew?

I know some people think that if you have a Jewish mother than you are by default a Jew yourself.

I've had a few mates who said they were half Jewish because of that fact even though they didn't practice any religion whatsoever

LOL. 🤡🌎

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Yeah…jehovah wasn't one for a lot of interpretation.

Re: Can you be half Jew?

Seems like a question for Christina to be honest.

Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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Jews are people like half Jews but maybe with some Irish. I find they look at me funny as if they "know things" like the Germans weren't really bad people in the war, apart from a few things they did wrong I suppose but, like not really bad. Is Ellen DeGeneres Jewish or half Jewish? It seems like she might be.

Something like this?

Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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Maybe I'm the anti-catfish, a 21 year old hottie passing herself off as a toothless old crone?

Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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What's wrong with sounding 50 years old?

Beautiful voice @Dazed, very elegant and fancy sounding. I hesitate to use the word posh because I'm American and dumb but that was my first thought.

DEFINITELY not a fat voice

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Harold,the singing angel harks.

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LOL

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Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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I just fell in love

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I agree with jewfro

Please send us a vocaroo to cure all of our depression

Re: Can you be half Jew?

I really, really want to do this but I hate the sound of my voice!
Maybe when I've had a drink, I'll do it

Hey dude…get your own signature Dane you piece of shit.

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Cool, we all need some laughter and happiness in our lives

Re: Can you be half Jew?

Of course. Hence the term Jew-ish. They're just partly jewwy.

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my friends call me jewwy

Re: Can you be half Jew?

-ish lol

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Re: Can you be half Jew?

Let's saw one down the middle and find out!

I have a few in mind for the experiment.

Keep on smiling!

Re: Can you be half Jew?

didn't Solomon try that?

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Okay, just saw this. Great minds think alike.

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You're very wise. That sounds like something King Solomon might say!

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Re: Can you be half Jew?

Of course. There is a Jewish ethnicity.

And then there is the religion of Judaism. Two different things.

You can be half ethnically Jewish. And you can also be a Jewish atheist.

NEXT!!!

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Re: Can you be half Jew?

Nah…that's gaslighting antisemitism!

Re: Can you be half Jew?

How so?

It might be better if we called ethnic Jews Ashkenazi, Sephardic et al. But we're stuck with the catchall term.

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That was hilarious. She does have a nice voice though. 😉

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✡️ ¿Can you be half Jew?

In a sense. If only your patrilineage is Jewish, maybe only half of Jews will consider you Jewish. Most Orthodox go by matrilineage only. You're really only all Jewish or none. Jews consider Jewishness to be a dominant trait.

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Re: Can you be half Jew?

Jews aren't a "race" no matter what is said.

Baptists probably all have the same genetics as do Mormons, that they aren't races.

Probably Catholics all have similar genetics.

Judaism is a cult and they use propaganda to promote that their cult is unique, and it's not.

So, all "jews" are 0% Jewish.
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