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Public transit fun

Ever have some absolutely weird experiences on public transportation?

I once traveled with a guy who had a “Jesus rocks” hat on and was muttering to himself about little children’s genitalia. It was profoundly disturbing and I couldn’t help but look at the man incredulously.

He noticed my gaze and began to trash talk me, but to himself. Suddenly a small child sat near him and the guy bolted up and switched train cars while aggressively saying “JESUS.”

Cheerio.

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On another instance, an obviously homeless man got on and had blood pouring down his face. He kept muttering to himself that “nothing happened,” all the while smiling aggressively.

And on yet another instance, a homeless man got in and started guzzling mouth wash and starting at my then girlfriend with big big eyes (he was sitting right next to us). He was also smiling aggressively. Real charmer.

And finally, on another occasion, an Afro American man commented on me wearing a suit. He said I should smile more or something which I interpreted to be some kind of gay come on. Somehow he we got in the topic of me shooting him, probably because I wasn’t showing any emotion so as to deflate whatever gay aspirations he might have, and I said very coldly, “no, I’d never shoot you.” Then got up and left:. he probably thought i was an assassin, and he wouldn’t be wrong.

Cheerio.
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