Trekkers Only! : Caption this pic of me

Caption this pic of me



I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

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Hey! Thank god you have a shirt on!

I'm getting a "morbidly obese Adam Savage with a bad case of 400 year old virgin" vibe.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Do you dip your toast in jackys acne craters?

I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

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I don't eat toast, James Tonne Kirk.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Do like my phaser and communicator?

And why no toast? have it with bacon, eggs , and black coffee like a typical american male

I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

Re: Caption this pic of me

And here I thought that was your mom's douche applicator. I'm sure she spent good money on one after you were shat out.

Like you would know anything about being a typical male. You're so beta, even lifelong incels don't want to be associated with you.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Go back to busch gardens pe

I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

Re: Caption this pic of me

Go back to cleaning the wax balls out of your mom's ears, Owen Lift.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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And you can clean jackys pizza face with stridex pads

I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

Re: Caption this pic of me

You gonna get original at some point or is high-school level insults the most we can expect going forward?

You really are as simple as you look, Jabba.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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Hey, at least insult me with something that's true. Ask if he uses my flat chest as a table or something.

Hark! Harold the angel sings.

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We like tea cup titties

Pe really wore you down for you to give in and date ur stalker


Busch gardens rulz

I can smell your feet through your shoes

I'm WildManWizard

Re: Caption this pic of me

Since you're too dense to get it, I'll spell it out for you: I'm not PE. As a result of my not being PE, I have no idea what in the fuck you're rambling on about regarding Busch Gardens. That'd be like me bring up references from when I was on internet relay chats years ago. It'd be pointless since you weren't there. Either clarify or stick to references from June on.

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

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My goal in life is to die a virgin…

WINNING!!!
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