Religion, Faith, and Spirituality : I don’t wanna be a satanist
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You're obviously very upset about what happened and rightfully so! Did you have him arrested?
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Yes and thank you for understanding xx
Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️
Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️
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I hope you stay away from that crowd, Miley. Please please..
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You should go to church on Sunday.
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The church of Satan. They have cookies afterwards.
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lol
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Vegetable lasagna, actually.
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White
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Arrogant bitch
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You will be forgiven and if anything you said was a product of mental distress/illness then God surely understands that too. Don't fret Milez.
Also satanists aren't anything to be afraid of either.. as I understand it in the real world they don't actually worship or believe (?) in a literal Satan and are mainly a philosophical movement that kinda always seemed like Ayn Rand hyper individualism for edgy goths to me.
Also satanists aren't anything to be afraid of either.. as I understand it in the real world they don't actually worship or believe (?) in a literal Satan and are mainly a philosophical movement that kinda always seemed like Ayn Rand hyper individualism for edgy goths to me.
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Satanists are nicer than Christians in my opinion. Just look at their rules…
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9) Do not harm little children.
10) Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9) Do not harm little children.
10) Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Read that before and I'm sure they are nice for the most part but all this business about "lairs" and "destroying" people screams of cringe and LARPing to me..
…but I'm sure they feel the same about my Ned Flanders ass.
…but I'm sure they feel the same about my Ned Flanders ass.
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Well, at least they don't condone slavery like the Bible.
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I mean it's a pretty good thing to be a non-Biblical literalist who views the scriptures in their historical context and is aware that while inspired it was written by flawed humans with their own cultural biases.
If anyone condones slavery in my lair I'll destroy them, brah.
If anyone condones slavery in my lair I'll destroy them, brah.
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Haha.
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Satanists are nicer than Christians in my opinion. Just look at their rules…
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3) When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4) If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5) Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6) Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7) Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9) Do not harm little children.
10) Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The only thing a post such as this is good for is as part of either a movie or TV script.
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It's words to live by.
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Lay off the crack my dear.
Melting down over top boy
Melting down over top boy
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religion is destroying your tiny brain
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Why do you post this shit? It’s almost as if you’re just trolling us.
Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.
Mephistopheles is just beneath and he's reaching up to grab me.
I don’t wanna be a satanist
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