The Watercooler : Facebook needs an [uhoh] reaction

Facebook needs an [uhoh] reaction

To convey awkward reactions. It’s the missing link in their shitty emoticon chain.

It has the surprised reaction but that’s really not appropriate.

Cheerio.

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How’s it different from the heart reaction?

Facebook is such a shitty app, btw. Clunky and hard to use, like a woman form New York City.

Cheerio.

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for that u show up quite often on my posts, so shut up

suck it.

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I don’t use the fb app. I use it in my browser when speaking to the likes of you and your fb ilk.

The browser s even worse than the app. Facebook is a disgrace. Instagram is better.

Cheerio.

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shush. are u talking to any of my friends in private that u added urself?

instagram is too limited tho and has no option to create groups, ya monkeyhead.

suck it.

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Your friends won’t stop DMing me. They love the Verisecky Vladimere.

Cheerio.

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Lol that’s kind of creepy

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I had sex with all of them.

Cheerio.

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care reaction is wonderful yes. i use it when i feel like i want to hug that person i'm sending it. very lovely. we need a care or hug emoji here too!!

ok we have but that's 5 hugging. i want a one on one hug emoji!

suck it.

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Your very welcome 😃😃❤️❤️❤️

Melting down over top boy

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aw come here sis



suck it.

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Oh sis! Oh! Oh, oui! Oui, oui! Oh ouiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!

Cheerio.

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um i dont think so



suck it.

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Nooooo

Cheerio.

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there must be punishment.

suck it.

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I’m currently texting this girl. She’s calling me a chauvinist and told me to “enjoy myself.”

What could I have done wrong? Oh, oui! Oui! Mwahaha

Cheerio.

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omg, don't u know that i'm friends with a lot of LGBTQ folks, feminists, anarchists and Marxist-Leninists?

whats the girl's first name?

suck it.

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I’m not giving you her first name so you can hunt her down with your retarded little band of internet females.

She’s a bit of a feminist, just my type.

Cheerio.

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suck it.

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Ohh boy I really think I upset her.

All I said was I’m like most men, a bad listener. That was chauvinistic, I guess.

Cheerio.

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but also serves u right.

don't hit on Ammi tho ever! she's pure and she's in a relationship.

suck it.

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What’s an ammi

Cheerio.

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I only really hit on real girls. Ammi sounds like a faux sock account.

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... I only really hit on real girls. Ammi sounds like a faux sock account.
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😂 good for her then.

well whatever u do, no fishing on my friends list okay? it only falls back on me when they see u are a mutual and then ask me why i keep creeps on my Facebook.. i often had to explain that i know u very long and u are just a troll more or less, don't worry, i have u under my wing. some blocked u even after u've commented sth creepy on my post 😂

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... 😂 good for her then.

well whatever u do, no fishing on my friends list okay? it only falls back on me when they see u are a mutual and then ask me why i keep creeps on my Facebook.. i often had to explain that i know u very long and u are just a troll more or less, don't worry, i have u under my wing. some blocked u even after u've commented sth creepy on my post 😂
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This is the little dance she and I will do. She picks something ridiculous to get upset over and then she sucks my dick. It’s like cockwork. I mean clockwork.

Cheerio.

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Sophievirus said... 😂 good for her then.

well whatever u do, no fishing on my friends list okay? it only falls back on me when they see u are a mutual and then ask me why i keep creeps on my Facebook.. i often had to explain that i know u very long and u are just a troll more or less, don't worry, i have u under my wing. some blocked u even after u've commented sth creepy on my post 😂
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They blocked me?! Do they even know the context of our interaction? Do they even know who or what Vlad of Apex is? Oh, oui

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... I only really hit on real girls. Ammi sounds like a faux sock account.
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u know Ammi, i've seen u liking her pics sometimes. the Hispanic girl?

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... u know Ammi, i've seen u liking her pics sometimes. the Hispanic girl?
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Vlad, who jerks off to star wars posters isn’t picking up squat😂😂

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Friar Fuck said... Vlad, who jerks off to star wars posters isn’t picking up squat😂😂
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look who's now wanking off and crying in the corner, amirite?

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... look who's now wanking off and crying in the corner, amirite?
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Me? ☹️

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Sophievirus said... look who's now wanking off and crying in the corner, amirite?
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Oh yes no body puts baby in a corner 😂

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Friar Fuck said... Oh yes no body puts baby in a corner 😂
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no i meant Vlad with the crying in the corner now lol

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... no i meant Vlad with the crying in the corner now lol
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😂

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Friar Fuck said... Vlad, who jerks off to star wars posters isn’t picking up squat😂😂
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You have a girlfriend? Pretty sure if you do I could take her.

Cheerio.

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Sophievirus said... u know Ammi, i've seen u liking her pics sometimes. the Hispanic girl?
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I have no idea who ammi the Hispanic is.

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... I have no idea who ammi the Hispanic is.
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YES U DO KNOW HER U ARE LITERALLY LIKING HER PICS ON FACEBOOK

GET THE FUCK OUT NOW U LYING DIPSHIT GEEZ JUST OWN IT U SLEAZEBALL

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... YES U DO KNOW HER U ARE LITERALLY LIKING HER PICS ON FACEBOOK

GET THE FUCK OUT NOW U LYING DIPSHIT GEEZ JUST OWN IT U SLEAZEBALL
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Lmao relax!

Jesus Christ why are all the women so angry tonight!

I went out to eat tonight and the waitress said she recognized me. I was like ??? Who the fuck are you?

Maybe ammi is sorta like the waitress — forgettable!!

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... Lmao relax!

Jesus Christ why are all the women so angry tonight!

I went out to eat tonight and the waitress said she recognized me. I was like ??? Who the fuck are you?

Maybe ammi is sorta like the waitress — forgettable!!
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lol i'm not angry. but FIIIIINE here, is the proof that u are friends with Ammi on FB!!



we have 21 mutual friends on FB. most are the GoT people, and some are some of my girl friends whom u fished from my friends list, and one of them is Ammi. APPARENTLY

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... lol i'm not angry. but FIIIIINE here, is the proof that u are friends with Ammi on FB!!



we have 21 mutual friends on FB. most are the GoT people, and some are some of my girl friends whom u fished from my friends list, and one of them is Ammi. APPARENTLY
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Just looked her up. I have no idea who she is. Maybe someone hacked my account.

Have you asked Nimda??

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... Just looked her up. I have no idea who she is. Maybe someone hacked my account.

Have you asked Nimda??
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Ammi is very cute so i'm not actually surprised u would add her, i'm just surprised that u would deny knowing her bc i've SEEN u interacting with her and liking her pics and all that.

anyway, why are we even talking about Ammi again?

u make me go uuhhhhghhh sometimes.

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... Ammi is very cute so i'm not actually surprised u would add her, i'm just surprised that u would deny knowing her bc i've SEEN u interacting with her and liking her pics and all that.

anyway, why are we even talking about Ammi again?

u make me go uuhhhhghhh sometimes.
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Well Sophie, that account is my very infrequently used fb. So I prob legitimately forgot responding to “ammi.”

After looking her up, I just say Sophie I think she’s a little young. She looks to be 19 or so, right your age.

My angry feminist is warming up now and Leah is sending me DMs on FB messenger. I’ll remember them, I do not remember your Ammi. Idk man, idk what to say

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... Well Sophie, that account is my very infrequently used fb. So I prob legitimately forgot responding to “ammi.”

After looking her up, I just say Sophie I think she’s a little young. She looks to be 19 or so, right your age.

My angry feminist is warming up now and Leah is sending me DMs on FB messenger. I’ll remember them, I do not remember your Ammi. Idk man, idk what to say
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lol

Ammi is in her early 20s tho.

awww maybe there's a new FB love blossoming between Leah and u…. send me her account on FB. i'm curious now.. i swear i won't try to contact her… i swear to god!! god is my witness….i'm just nosy, pls send me her account, yes?

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... lol

Ammi is in her early 20s tho.

awww maybe there's a new FB love blossoming between Leah and u…. send me her account on FB. i'm curious now.. i swear i won't try to contact her… i swear to god!! god is my witness….i'm just nosy, pls send me her account, yes?
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It’s through fb dating and it’s on my real fb so I don’t have her profile to send to you. She’s 40 and hot. I think older women can be sexy.

Cheerio.

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Vlad. said... It’s through fb dating and it’s on my real fb so I don’t have her profile to send to you. She’s 40 and hot. I think older women can be sexy.
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give me ur real FB that u have been hiding from me…

suck it.

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Sophievirus said... give me ur real FB that u have been hiding from me…
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Way don’t you 2 just get a room pfft

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Sophievirus said... give me ur real FB that u have been hiding from me…
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Ammi and I are in love.

Cheerio.
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