Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood : Things I learned from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

Things I learned from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

1) When a guy drowns in a lake, the authorities make no efforts to recover the body.

2) A house on fire will explode.

3) A screaming girl smashing through a window on a silent night attracts no attention at all.

4) A small party trumpet is an efficient deadly weapon!

5) A geeky teenage girl trying to dress sexy will bear a striking resemblance to a worn out 60 year old Ukrainian prostitute.

6) When people start getting killed, you still insist that the girl who tried to warn you is crazy.

Re: Things I learned from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

You make it sound like maybe they didn't need 7 of these movies.

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There are 12, including the remake.

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They needed one and maybe one follow-up. The first was good but it wasn't that unique a concept. The studios just use a successful name multiple times to make money without adding anything of value.

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Re: Things I learned from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

😂 Lol, quite right!

The series is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I admit that most of the movies are bad! Episodes 4 and 6 are my favourites. Best plots and acting performances… not that it's saying a lot!

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I also have a big soft spot for the franchise. The only two I'm not a big fan of are Part V: A New Beginning and Jason Goes to Hell (except for the Kane Hodder cameo in the beginning as the security guard…that was cute).

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👍

Kane Hodder's camero made me happy! Somehow it's as if Jason gave up his troublesome way of life and settled down as a decent citizen! 😂

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I love Kane Hodder. I've seen a few awful movies just to see him, read his book, saw his documentary…yep, I'm a fan.

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7) If you either do the deed or go swimming nude in Crystal Lake, Jason will kill you for doing so.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.com/Guy%20Standeven.htm

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😂 Precisely!

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8) A guy buried at the bottom of a lake for a few decades will show zero signs of decay when he magically reappears to save the day.

You've seen Guy Standeven in something since the man was in everything.

http://movie-dude.com/Guy%20Standeven.htm

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3) A screaming girl smashing through a window on a silent night attracts no attention at all.

Which one? You could also say the same for Sandra screaming in the lake at night and no one comes out to check.

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