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So Covid might make your dick and balls shrink

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3070080033109196&id=535132526603972

Sources in the comments and quick Google searches seem to support it. Though it wasn't a greatly sizeable sample of people. I'd like to assume that this was a 4chan-style prank.

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You're probably the most sane member of filmboards right now!!

Sources in the comments and quick Google searches seem to support it. Though it wasn't a greatly sizeable sample of people. I'd like to assume that this was a 4chan-style prank.
Is this really going to be the end of humanity? I'm getting scared.

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You're probably the most sane member of filmboards right now!!

No, I'm barely fighting off suicidal thoughts at this point.

Is this really going to be the end of humanity? I'm getting scared.

Covid probably won't be the end of humanity. Who knows what will happen afterwards though. Economic collapse, global tensions mounting, maybe WW3? Side effects of any potential vaccine? Communist control tightening is a sure thing. The world won't be as we remembered it. That's just a fact.

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Well why are you suicidal? Can I help cheer you up?

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Don't worry, I've never had the guts to follow through with any of these thoughts in the past, I doubt that'll change. Unless the CCP gain complete control of Australia. Which is actually somewhat likely.

Anyway..

There'll be a light at the end of this very long and dark tunnel. Eventually.

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Well usually having a significant other cheers people up. You should try that in your town. I'm sure there are plenty of beautiful Aussie people to fall in love with.

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I have mixed thoughts on this. Part of me likes the idea, but a lot of me doesn't trust people enough to get that close to them.

And for whatever reason I have ridiculous standards and preferences for women that don't really match my own quality. Well, that's not entirely true. I think the kind of women I'm attracted to are attainable for me, it's just they're not easy to come by where I live.

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Okay now I'm intrigued. What is so particular about your preferences? You're the guy that used to be named Chronic Cuntlyft, am I right?

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That's me.

I've had a thing for petite Asian and Hispanic women ever since I was 16, and can't really deviate from it. I've tried. Don't feel anything for anyone outside of those descriptions. To an outsider it's a shameful or "racist" fetish for a white guy to have. For me, it's a burden in that it limits my options.

It's not good for anyone.

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Oh..😕 yeah I can see how that could be a major obstacle for you. You'd have move to a more tolerate community that consists of a lot of Asians and Hispanic.

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That emoji is exactly the reaction that I usually expect from talking about this.

China is a death trap, HK is too now. Taiwan won't have much time left. Japan is too weird.

Guess I'll just have to pretend to be a communist or learn to live without women again.

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Or you could find a white woman that doesn't mind your fetish. You could watch the Asian and Hispanic porn to get your fix, and still have her.

And there's the countries that are majority Hispanic people.

It's not good to be single for really long periods of time. I've seen what that does to a person. Not me of course. I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about someone who I know in my real life.

I think being unmarried for all those years drove that person into some type of insanity.

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It sounds like you may be talking about you haha.

Especially considering some of your recent posts in the dating boards.

All valid points, but one person's insanity is another's sense of clarity.

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Well no I wasn't talking about me. The dating board is one that I have been avoiding for a reason. I didn't want to disrupt the flow. Then I ran out of other topics, and needed to make some about dating.

You'd be surprised just how many people have been single for really long extended periods of time for whatever reasons. So, it's just a general description. The details for why they remain single for that long is another matter. The person I used as an example, I have no idea why that person made their decision to remain single for all those years, and I'm tired of trying to figure it out cuz I don't think it's possible at this point. They are too far gone.

It's a cautionary tale. Listen, I'm not here to set you up with anyone so please don't think I'm playing match maker for you. I don't own a dating company because I just don't wanna.

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All good.

Being single is fine as long as you're not being a dick about it. I've noticed that I have been. So you have a point.

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It's only a matter of time before the mental breakdown begins. Trust me, I've seen that mental breakdown happen to people. It ain't pretty. It's really freaking scary.
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Do whatever you gotta do to be in a relationship. Even if it's a series of short term relationships like less than 6 months at a time before you finally find that white, Asian or Hispanic woman you tolerate enough to fall in love with.

I'm serious, dude. I'm not trying to scare you to death. Okay? I'm telling you this because I care enough and I feel it's my obligation since, you know. The topic and well…you mentioned you were suicidal more than once. Marriage is important part of life.

Okay?

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Gigi S. said... It's only a matter of time before the mental breakdown begins. Trust me, I've seen that mental breakdown happen to people. It ain't pretty. It's really freaking scary.
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Do whatever you gotta do to be in a relationship. Even if it's a series of short term relationships like less than 6 months at a time before you finally find that white, Asian or Hispanic woman you tolerate enough to fall in love with.

I'm serious, dude. I'm not trying to scare you to death. Okay? I'm telling you this because I care enough and I feel it's my obligation since, you know. The topic and well…you mentioned you were suicidal more than once. Marriage is important part of life.

Okay?
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I appreciate your kindness, but marriage is not for everyone.

I'll see how things go. I'm making attempts to get closer to women again. But the frustrations involved in that are only making things worse.

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Chronic_Johnson said... I appreciate your kindness, but marriage is not for everyone.

I'll see how things go. I'm making attempts to get closer to women again. But the frustrations involved in that are only making things worse.
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Suit yourself. It was nice chatting with you.

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Gigi S. said... Suit yourself. It was nice chatting with you.
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You seem quite tame now, last week you were feral.

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🌷Maria Klein 🌷 said... You seem quite tame now, last week you were feral.
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I have no idea what you're talking about right now.

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Gigi S. said... I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
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You've mellowed.

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🌷Maria Klein 🌷 said... You've mellowed.

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Um..do you pay attention to other people's replies cuz it seems like you only read mine.

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Gigi S. said... Um..do you pay attention to other people's replies cuz it seems like you only read mine.
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Nope. I'm 100% dedicated to you and only you!

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🌷Maria Klein 🌷 said... Nope. I'm 100% dedicated to you and only you!
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Why?

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You will be okay.



Scenes like this will never come again.

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There have been plenty of epic blockbuster scenes like this since, it's just that we've been desensitized to them.

I only find surrealism entertaining at the moment.

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Middle Earth was about to get screwed had that bald little man had not stolen the ring from Frodo.

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Ironically he saved them all!

Praise to Gollum!+

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Yeah that trilogy was very sad.

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Did this scene make you cry?

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This is why Don Senior is not really concerned about COVID.

He already has heroically large gonads. His tiny hands are the clear indication of that.

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Even if he had a micro dick, he'd get almost any woman he wanted. He has the money and power.

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Nancy Pelosi has bizarrely resisted all his enticements.

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Oh Jared!

🚫👻 I'm not Sophie 👻🚫

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That’s one way to lose weight.

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Losing weight is easy enough with fairly simple exercises you can do at home and a reasonable diet.

I don't want to sacrifice my genitalia for a few less kilos.

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You won’t lose them, they’ll just be less of a hinderance.

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It's a good hindrance to have.

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It also offers a smaller target.

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Fair.

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Lmao

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I know this guy named Charlie Smalls
Hey Laddy Laddy La

COVID-19 shrank his dick and balls
Hey Laddy Laddy Lo

Yes, this is really me.

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Well, that almost got a laugh out of me.
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