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Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Shooter
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PE
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ITTY
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Pop
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Bongo
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MMC2
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Lara
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Wild Man Wizard
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J Curl
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Gameboy
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Juan Kerr
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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

McShitter 😍

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Gameboy is my board dad, so that would be weird. and even tho he sleeps with women, as he said, he's the gayest gay man on here and so fixated on male butts and penises, he wouldn't really appreciate me, so that'd be a waste of time.

i'd be curious if JCurl is just bragging on here or not, so i'm choosing him. i wanna get behind the internet persona. he'd better not disappoint lole!

suck it.

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😅👍 pls keep me posted about his closet and what to find there.

suck it.

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lol @ his closet

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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What do you think? Hot pink pleather?

It wouldn't be complete without the swish of a matching feather boa!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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*imagines him wearing this*

*boing!*

Down, boy! *whiplashes myself*

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I'm seeing disco lights and mirror balls!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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He denies he has any swish, but I'll bet deep down, there's at least one pair of hot pants!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

lol I imagine his closet is full of leather clothes and behind it, a hidden door to secret room full of BDSM stuff.

Could be this



Or this



What about this one?





If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

And you know it.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I uhm,..actually like the BDSM kink!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I know.

How extreme? All the way?

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

You asking for my safe word?

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

The only thing in my closet are a bunch of wool suits, designer ties, levis and khakis. Oh, there might be a naked boy in there too.

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Leather, no glitter. 😉

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Somehow I doubt you lack the glitter. You seemed like a person who would be covered in glitter and frolic down the street wearing the clothes I posted above, the one with pink top.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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I actually love that pink shirt. And the black vinyl pants! But no boas, dude. 😠

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I’ve broken many hearts over my years. You think that was with a little dick and bad fck game. I onnce had a woman write a five star Yelp review of how good I was cause she thought only men from brothels fck like that.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I don't consent to anyone being forcibly forced upon me nor I them.

Remove me from this list lest you feel the shine of my smiting for being shored as slaverously smitten!

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Now that's a mouthful!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I didn't want to say "But social distancing" and wanted to come across as dashing

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I'll settle for pinching your cheeks from 6 feet away.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

You'd need one of those trash stick lever thingies Lilith and I don't think I'd like that much

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Here's another option…



"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

That's never 6 feet!

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Men measure differently, so I thought you'd appreciate the gesture.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Well, just let me get out my rules and compare…

Nah Lilith, that's clearly about one tenth of ONE foot!




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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

There's one in every crowd!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I manage to hide it well enough Lilith

I amputated my left leg and had to practice hobbling about for a bit but it passes for normal now

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

And for an encore?

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Figure skating with an incredibly fast camel spin finishing with a quintuple axle

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

It's going to be interesting sticking that landing.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

I couldn't do it in a competition (Of course!) not with all those people watching

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Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Juan Kerr said... I couldn't do it in a competition (Of course!) not with all those people watching
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Performance anxiety, eh?

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Lilith said... Performance anxiety, eh?
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Only with people (Or animals) watching, takes me out of the moment.

Some people are all up for that kind of thing though Lilith, that's why they go into competitions and stuff.

I just keep it pure and for myself, like a passionate hobby

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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Juan Kerr said... Only with people (Or animals) watching, takes me out of the moment.

Some people are all up for that kind of thing though Lilith, that's why they go into competitions and stuff.

I just keep it pure and for myself, like a passionate hobby
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More of a solo artist then?

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Lilith said... More of a solo artist then?
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It certainly helps to be comfortable with your form and ability to practice stances, swings and slides at your own pace but figure skating is nothing if not done in partnership Lilith.

Of course, back to our original point, social distancing makes it just that little bit harder

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎

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Juan Kerr said... It certainly helps to be comfortable with your form and ability to practice stances, swings and slides at your own pace but figure skating is nothing if not done in partnership Lilith.

Of course, back to our original point, social distancing makes it just that little bit harder
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It makes doing lifts and headbangers particularly arduous.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

Re: Ladies, if you had to date one of the following who would you choose?

Lilith said... It makes doing lifts and headbangers particularly arduous.
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Yeah, I should probably just take up F1 racing. That seems to be doing OK just now.

I don't think I'm old enough for golf yet

Ding Dong! 🤡🌎
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