The Watercooler : Tell me your problems

Tell me your problems

Instead of mine

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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I think I need a pillowtop mattress, because my nuts are getting crushed, just tossing & turning at night.

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what you need is to sleep with a cup.

Beware the sound of one hand clapping.

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That is a good suggestion.
I'll see if my local Wal-Mart has one, although it's not a Supercenter.

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I have a micro penis and am struggling with white guilt. I want to celebrate my country’s freedom today but social injustice and cruelty in this land hold me back, I’m on the verge of tears typing this and think I’ll do another keg stand. Hold my legs and give me a wank, I mean spank.

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Smile. This is a great nation and your probably still better hung than conman.

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LMFAO over here!

LMFAO over here! Good one, Thirsty!



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Have you made any new enemies yet, you can do a postcode checker for crime.

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Can't decide what get next. Every couple years I splerge on a cool but unnecessary toy. I am try to decide between the

https://www.amazon.com/M48-Cardinal-Cyclone-Vortec-Sheath/dp/B082TZ5VQT

and the

https://www.budk.com/M48-Kommando-Survival-Hammer-Tactical-Hiking-Staff-25873

the M48 stuff is extraordinarily high quality weaponry. I already own the

https://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-Naginata-Polearm-Sheath/dp/B00STLK8FO

What would you get?

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Cool.

Cool. Why not get all of them?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Cool.

Id rather watch someone climb everest than attempt it myself, I'd probably be stuck at bc on oxygen after giving up 2 feet off the ground

A wise decision.

A wise decision.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Cool.

Eventually yes, but I operate on a budget that got tighter last month.

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Fair enough…

Fair enough, carry on.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

Listening to your inane drivel…

Listening to your inane drivel, seeing your never ending stream of selfies, and worst of all, listening to your painfully bad attempts at singing. I think that about covers it.



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Her filmboards name is Anna and she's uglier than you are. Her breast aren't as nice looking as yours and your butt looks better. Your natural hair is fuller than Anna's. You are also kinder and a more forgiving pereon than Anna. You're all those things even though you say you have a severe mental illness.

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Sorry that sounds really bad 😢

Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

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its a pain to lose a year. cities were gonna be london, paris, rome, berlin,madrid. NOW nothing but potato chips/crisps and soda.
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