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I believed that if I buried money, a money tree would grow.

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So this is one of my kids, not me. But I was always finding cucumber seeds in her hair and I thought she was just a messy eater until my other kid told me she was trying to grow cucumbers in her hair because she loved them so much!

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You play animal crossing too?

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you play acnh yet?

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Lol yeah. I’ve put over 400 hours into it so far but I’m burnt the fuck out

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I can only play for a little bit everyday so I don't have that many hours into it yet lol I'm still loving it but some things about it annoy the hell out of me.

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Yeah I feel you on that. I really burnt myself out on it though. Last few days I haven’t picked it up cuz I’m just like bleh. Terraforming really is stressful lolol

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When I lived on the east coast on a military base, the thought of russian helicopters flying overhead a la Red Dawn seemed like something we should have been expecting at some point.

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Oh my gosh. I totally thought we were going to be invaded. My cousins and I used to play Red Dawn all the time. I was always Tony because I liked her name.
Were you an army brat? I can’t imagine you as one!

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My dad was in the Marines until he retired when I was ten.

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Oh my gosh!

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We’re like military brat twinsies!!

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I would not have guessed that at all! I would have guessed your dad was an accountant who golfs!

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Nope. He retired as a Major. Marine until he dies. Very nice guy though. Nothing at all like whatever the stereotypical hard ass Marine father is supposed to be. Never even heard him swear until he and I coached a soccer team together.

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He sounds wonderful! You are lucky.

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I believed feminine hygiene products were because girls urinated on themselves.

I believed oral sex was like phone sex but without the phone part.

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at girls peeing themselves!

I thought a blow job was when you blew on a guy’s penis. I could not understand the appeal of that!

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You should try it sometime. It's not bad. No STD possibility either.

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Eh, no thanks. I already paid my dues. I don’t have to do that stuff anymore.

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Never say never. Let the good times roll. Don't forget where you came from. Be a giver, not a taker. Love is all you need. The fun never stops. Oops, I just said never.

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Awww, and you were on a roll, too! You almost had me convinced!

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Dawww, I forgot to say don't knock till you've tried it!

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lol oh my. how did u find out the truth about girls usually not doing that?

suck it.

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Me and my brother asked my mom about it at dinner. She giggled and blushed and didn’t answer. A couple years later, I found the book The Joy of Sex at my friend’s house and I read it cover to cover at her sleepover. I learned about EVERYTHING that night

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tha sxact same happened in my family too. like, every detail. amazing.

suck it.

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Our moms were repressed, I guess!

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suck it.

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I believed Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and God were real.

I live. I die. I live again.

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I also believed that I’d live a happy and fulfilling life.

I live. I die. I live again.

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When I was a kid, I believed that Creed and Smash Mouth were the greatest bands of all time.

I live. I die. I live again.

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Creed? No wonder you deny being Jewish.

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^edge lord alert!

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I hope TJ Tommie isn’t reading this thread!

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Fair play mattered. What a fool I was!

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I was told that Trump would make Americur great again.

Melting down over top boy

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I always knew you were way too immature to be 51!

I live. I die. I live again.

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😅

Melting down over top boy

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"if u just tell the truth, u won't get in trouble."

uh huh

suck it.

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I tell my daughter that all the time before hooking her up to the car battery.

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suck it.

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"Vee haf vays to mek you tok." Sound familiar, Sophie?

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no? , what language is that

suck it.

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Read it out loud phonetically.

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i have and i still don't know what this has to do witw anything here i don't have a car or anything so i'm probably missing the connection.. sorry i killed that joke lol

suck it.

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wtf this is fucked up. and i'm seeing this for the first time ever

suck it.

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Hooking up her nipples to the car battery?

Nice.
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