The Watercooler : Did you ever do anything weird in your sleep?

Did you ever do anything weird in your sleep?

I wrapped some kind of Wii chord around my neck, losely. I was on my sofa near the TV, when my room was arranged differently. That's not all, though. This was in the past year.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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I woke up all sticky.

Melting down over top boy

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Weird.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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He cheated. He edited.

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A friend of mine used to jerk himself during sleep.
He knew because his fiancé would tell him. 👁

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I fell out of bed, and rolled under it.

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Like singing the entire soundtrack to the film sound of music in Yiddish.

Like using only my left leg to do all of the dance choreography to the broadway musical "Chicago "

Like reciting only the First and third Stanza of Dylan Thomas Poem "Do not go gentle into that good night"


No, why do you ask?

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I remember waking up being late for work and my vibrating alarm clock was knocked off my night stand and was unplugged. I didn't get drunk or anything because I'd definitely remember. So I thought, did I sleepwalk? Did I subconsciously/unconsciously get up, knock the clock away, unplugged it then go back to bed? It was weird.

If I get pulled over, it better be a gay policeman riding on a unicorn.

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Very strange.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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Wow, that's very interesting! I can sleep with my stomach down and my head on my side, but with a pillow.

I guess something sorta memorable and sentimental/bittersweet is I used to sleep on the floor or something with my schoolbooks, downstairs or in my room.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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^ This is some first class trolling. You see what she did here? 🦍🦄

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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Nothing you say ever makes sense.

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Well it does if you had the mind to understand it.

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If you say so, Mister 33 IQ.

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I once drank from a bong thinking it was my water bottle. Pretty disappointing.

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Yikes!

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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Sometimes I wake up with my finger in my butt.



52 YEARS AGO ONE MOVIE CHANGED ALL MOVIES FOREVER

I accidentally built a house once

true story


I accidentally built a house once

Wow!

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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sometimes i take a poop in Cuck_Venom's mouth while i am asleep

i know that is not really that weird since
i do it everyday

and the rest is history

I crushed the pathetic loser troll Cuck_Venom and rebuilt him as my toilet

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Apparently I once reported someone while I was asleep.

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I used to be in like a The Emoji Movie type world interacting with people online in my subconscious and could sense some of it partially conscious with my eyes closed.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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I once got so drunk, I woke up on my patio. Checked my phone, noticed I was calling my childhood home phone number all night. Fuck if I remember anything.

"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

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Yikes!

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian
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