The Watercooler : I’ve had a crush on Winona Ryder for 30 years.

I’ve had a crush on Winona Ryder for 30 years.

I remember when I finally met her back at a boutique store in SoHo back in 2002. She was just as gorgeous as I had pictured her in the fantasies of my teenage lust. I even used to live two blacks from her when I lived in Gramercy Park from 2003 to 2008.

Winona Ryder was the first fantasy I ever came to as a teenage boy. I am proud to call Winona Ryder a client of mine as of today.

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: I’ve had a crush on Winona Ryder for 30 years.

Nimda sock.

40 yr old shutin. how do i lose virginity?

Re: I’ve had a crush on Winona Ryder for 30 years.

Who the fuck are you?

Kiss my black ass! Toodles!

Re: I’ve had a crush on Winona Ryder for 30 years.

that's Ben.
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