Sex and Dating : Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

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You can even get this on a payment plan for just $121 a month.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

LOL!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Now Lara is going to work harder (no pun intended) to be able to afford this!

"Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

"Anything between me and that realdoll dies."

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

"it's not a party until Croft's rubber fuck doll gets broken in!"

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

"Well, this is a womb. I'll make myself feel at home"

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

This shit just writes itself

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

"Anything between me and that realdoll dies."


It just died in his pants!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

DAYUM!

½ Spoon + ½ Fork + ½ Knife

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

i'm hotter

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

We gotta make THIS happen!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

ohhhh croooooooftt! Enquiring minds want to know!

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

He might have you on ignore. Would tagging him work?

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Thought she was a brunette?

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

If you want a truer experience they recommend ordering her with brunette hair.

They also offer many additional options, like an upgraded mouth with chinese finger trap snatch for incredible sucking action, moaning options, and steel pins you can stick in her feet to let her be posed standing up, though honestly that may over complicate a spirited round of Tomb Raider when you want to excavate a new tomb quickly.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

What the fuck, for all the effort it takes to get this fake woman in position you could pick up a real kinky chick and dress her up like Lara Croft, and for less money.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Yeah, but when you're done with her can you fold her up and lock her in your closet without her making a fuss and the neighbors complaining to the police? Not without proper chains and gags you can't.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Yeah but you’d have to clean her or at least you should, and surely that’d be a pain in the ass for a busy man like Lara.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

For $75 extra you can get a removable snatch. Pop it in the dishwasher and you're good to go.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Ah technology is truly amazing.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

In another 10 years we'll probably have ones available with self cleaning snatches!

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Yeah and it’ll probably demand the right to vote.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

That's where the mute button on her remote will come into play.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Genius.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Blocked

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

I take it you already have at least 2 of these.

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Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Dont be a cock, Lara.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Fuck off

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Why?

You have to admit, Lara, it’s quite amusing. You are taking yourself too seriously. Go rub one out and focus on your breathing. All will be well, and if not, you can go to hell.

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

I hope you die a slow and painful death

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts, hopefully not while you’re using your Lara Croft fuck doll

Cheerio.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Well it's pretty easy to make fun of you.

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Fuck off

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Oh, you're just mad because:
1, you bought those crappy gloves when you could have had this!

2, After all of the other crappy things you have bought on line, you have no more credit!

What to do? What to do?

It's back to the glove…..

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

It's not about the gloves 🙄as the matter of fact I've returned them next day and bought another pair

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

And just think… you could have had the whole rubber enchilada…

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Ain't the time for sarcasm 🙄

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

I agree. This is serious business!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Not for you.

You always take it as a joke🙄

Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

I believe in true love.
That's no joke.
Go on! You know you want her! Order her today!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

I bet if we all pitched in a nickel a day, we could give Lara the Christmas gift of a lifetime in 2020!

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You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

It's back to the glove…..
Or maybe to the sock.



"Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)



You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

💦💦

Melting down over top boy

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

Do they make a Princess Peach?

Re: Croft, would you recommend this product? (Tomb Raider)

You are a sick man, Nimda.

Bring. More. Sheep.
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