The Walking Dead : Uggggh, I fee so terrible

Uggggh, I fee so terrible

I just came to a realization that I am a horrible person and not at all what I thought I was! This is the complete opposite of how I used to feel about myself and my life.

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BEEEEEEEEE


ITS


A







TRAAAAAAAAAAP



but in case not, yeah youre right. you are terrible

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You'll get used to it.

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It's hard to face the truth. We can all help him adjust by treating him like a horrible person

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My dear board friend hates me because of my stupid jokes! It’s not Horatio Sucks’ fault, it’s my fault! Stupid stupid stupid Horatio! GAAAAAAH!

Rob probably hates me too because I said ‘jargle’ yesterday and the worst part is his English is incredible. So he is an accent? So what! He might still be kind of sensitive about it and even if he’s not it’s such a petty thing to joke about that my jokes might be interfering with the progress of our friendship! I’m so stupid!

And you know what, I really do look a little bit like Miguel Ferrer and he really is ugly!

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i wanna keep this thread going…. but i am FUCKING DEAD. LOLOLOLOLOL

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Wow

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I know he can't hold out much longer lol. It's too exhausting pretending to have emotions

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This has to be a nightmare for him. let him sweat i say. let him spill out all his fake feelings.

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Maybe, while pretending to care, he'll accidentally actually feel something. This could be good for him

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oh thats right. in his cruel and dishonest jokes he finds truth and becomes a better man!










no not gonna happen.

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Lol maybe it will! You never know.

Maybe he'll dig deep, trying to act upset and actually hit real feelings.

Kind of like the South Park episode where Cartman gives himself tourette's syndrome by acting like he has it.

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lol


i fucking love Cartman.

when he pretends to be retarded to get into the Special Olympics and still loses. fucking golden



also, i have like a distant weird half brother of sorts who competes in the special olympics. hand ball. hes really good! but thats just because hes leaps and bounds less retarded than anyone else in there.


there has to be some try out i think. like just HOW retarded ARE you? fill in this paper. if you can actually form words - youre out!

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you can't ask people how retarded they are!

But it is odd that they're not…like put in a group with a sort of even playing field…like weight classes. Is that offensive? I didn't mean to be offensive

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I think there should be weight classes.

Like, the helmet wearing glue eaters up to that CP kid in Breaking Bad.

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Yeah, having them all go up against each other doesn't seem right.

Maybe the people running it are trolls

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But it is odd that they're not…like put in a group with a sort of even playing field…like weight classes. Is that offensive? I didn't mean to be offensive

omg that's like the worst thing i've ever seen anyone say on the internet. Shame on you!

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Lol you can't be too careful, hungry!

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My cousin and I touched wiener – wiener – weeenter! Winter is a cold time of year!

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that's one of the best episodes!

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My favorite part is:

"Stupid shit!

"Are you talking to me?"

"No. Cocknose!"

And Craig too: "If I could say 'asspussy' to the counselor, I would be soooo happy."

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Lol i just love anytime stuff backfires on Cartman. It's like a little moral

Did you see the one where they get weapons from the flea market and the rest of the episode they're anime ninja versions of themselves? 👌

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Yes! Cartman is nude at the end because he thinks he's invisible, lol.

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that kills me. The little song he's humming while he does it. Pure gold

And butter's getting the ninja star in his eye lolol

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They all just keep posting. Barely even acknowledging me. And why would they? Why would I deserve any attention from them after these years of abuse? I’ve been back two days and destroyed everything already.

Well, I guess there’s only thing to do now. I’ve gotta end it all. Yup. I’m talking suicide. The big S. The long goodbye. If no one’s going to step in and try to give me an ounce of hope, then the eternal dirt nap is the way to go.

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KILL YOURSELF!!!!









is this it??


is this what all these kill yourself's have been leading up to?



all my practise, all my patience, this ONE time??


its FINALLY happening!

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It was bound to happen Rob.

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t'was




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Post some selfies? Get some compliments that way. Sing a song or two?

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The big s lol



Fiiiiiiiine. You're great. We all think you're just great. Happy!

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1-800-THE-BIGS should be a suicide prevention hotline.

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suicide jokes are the best

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You should volunteer at a suicide hotline in full blown Horatio persona lol


Actually don't

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The Big S is Superman.

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You fee so terrible?



😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Just messin' with them, huh?

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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Part of his depression is the realization that he's been under charging for years.

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😺 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 🤨 Let's go, Brandon! 🤨 Try that in a small town.

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My biggest concern is that the people I leave behind may feel, although for no justifiable reason, a little guilt for not having given an encouraging word before I go. Studies have shown that even when the loved ones of suicide have absolutely no reason to feel guilt, they still do. And those studies have also shown that even the slightest compliment or voice of support would have assuaged them if some of that guilt. But that’s neither here nor there! The end is coming and all that remains is for me to decide the manner in which I end my awful life!

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Your voice sounds like it might have lost a little weight

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Your sig!!!!!!!

This is worse than I expected!!!

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That was my plan all along! Well, not really, but it worked out.

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Just like all your plans!

It's even more frustrating knowing you have no plan!

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*feel

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