The Walking Dead : Brace yourselves

Brace yourselves

Ive had wine. for a week.


shit will get ugly today.


I'll make Hungry look like church.











nothing will happen.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Re: Brace yourselves

I have a concussion and the doctor said no alcohol. No exercise, no women. What’s up.

I'm cumming.

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No work, also no devices which, like, come on, pal.

I'm cumming.

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My dog died, so im just drowning my sorrows with hilarious amounts of Pinot Noir. no joke.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

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That sucks. Sorry.

I’ve Been lying down listening to YouTube for the past 48 hours. It’s depressing

I'm cumming.

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its funny how fast it goes to end up on the weird side of YouTube i just a few suggestions tho.

you start watching some mini doc on black holes and get to black hoes in no time.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Re: Brace yourselves

Sorry to hear that.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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that "none" always helps, thx

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Re: Brace yourselves

You're welcome.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: Brace yourselves

Take a few opioids. Just be careful not to vomit all over the place.

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i tried opioids once. not my cup of tea. i did vomit all over the place.



coke tho. i once blew a guy in a bar for coke, and im not gay.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

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I’d totally blow a guy in a bar and I’m not gay either.

[ snow ]

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we are just very ambitious in getting drugs.






i dont know you, but i love you. lets make babies and move in together. ill cook, meth mostly but still.





too forward?

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

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I should have made it clear in my last post that he would need to have an extremely clean penis, but that still seems a desperate act to obtain drugs, so we all good!

And I love you, too, but I need to ask if we can swap babies for a dog or plastic alligator? I’m too irresponsible and selfish for a baby.

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I wish i knew you before i got a baby and plastic alligator. smh. sometimes its like God fucks with you for no reason.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Re: Brace yourselves

You can’t win em all sweet❤️

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i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

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I think so, too.

I’m glad you overlooked the whole clean penis thing, but it’s important to me.

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I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

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It’s weird that I have that clean penis fetish because I once snorted coke off of the back of a bar toilet. I vigorously wiped it off, but didn’t have anti bacterial wipes. And there was nowhere else except the floor, so I picked my poison.

Okay, not just once.

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I have snorted coke off of most things. im just thinking whatever goes into your nose besides coke, dies to it anyway. so its all good. kinda like how alcohol im sure kills all the bad cells in your body.

I dont have a sig, YOU have a sig.

Re: Brace yourselves

Only the liver. So, please. Keep drinking.

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Why does it say "snow" in brackets?

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Bring It.

Re: Brace yourselves

A healing brace.
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