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I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

when my mum used to make me scrambled eggs they were always so fluffy and nice, when i make them it feels like im chewing eggy plastic. It was the cooking time, id nuke them in the Mwave for 2 minutes then stir them a bit then nuke them some more, but now i do them for 30 seconds, stir, then another 30 seconds, then again u8ntil they are done.

Ima go make me some eggs

Re: I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

Fry them in a pan next time and you'll see how scrambled eggs are really supposed to taste.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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I would, but my pans are fucking disgusting dude lol the eggs would be black! I dont take care of stuff

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I bet you grill food in a microwave like that hillbilly Hungry does.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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Hungry does more for this place than your 120 pound weak asthmatic ass mr why am i always picked last for dodgeball!

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He spends an awful lot of time thinking about old hungry, randomly throwing the name about far too often for it to be anything but the obvious… a huge man-crush! If it could be said that gameboy liked men instead of underage boys, which he most definitely does not.

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I never talk about you. Be honest though, you did say you grill food in a microwave.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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You talk about me all the time, and it's as awkward and inappropriate as your constant need to try to turn everything into a conversation about faggots and faggot shit. Your simple mind and startling lack of education always shine through in stark contrast to the misery & darkness that is your pitiful existence.

I never use a microwave and never said I grilled anything in the microwave. You seem to be mistaking someones awareness of what can be done as proof they themselves must surely have claimed they too have done this thing. This thing which you claim can't be done because you're such a miserable old recluse that can't even keep up with modern technology like microwaves. Don't worry, my grandmother, who is 98 years old, would probably be taken aback if someone dared pose the possibility that such dark magic was possible.

So many fails. But I guess a convict such as yourself is used to failing at, well, everything. You're obviously ashamed of yourself, which is why you feel the need to lie to everyone here, even though you know perfectly well nobody believes a damn thing you say.

Homo superior, Indeed.

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Hit a nerve, huh?

I have a grill on my patio. I just thought it hilarious that you thought you really 'got me' because I never cook anything in my microwave.

I think you need to get out once in awhile and breath some fresh air.

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

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What's your word for "white trash" in the UK?

Uh, look man. Make tool! Caveman. No fool!
I GameBoy - H. superior

Re: I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

we call them ' lifts '

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

Re: I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

Yea, I had things like Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, eggs, pop tarts, and bagels.

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Why would you microwave your eggs lol

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quicker, less chance of burning my home down, cleaner….

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clean your pans or get a new one!

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bite me

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😘

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Scrambled eggs are one of the easiest things to cook. Even I can do it. No need to put them in a microwave.

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eat my spotted dick you fag

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I put hot sauce on my scram eggs.

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Do you mix them with anything? I like to put onion, mushroom, spinach, bacon bits and cheese in mine.

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because you see yourself above me?

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I see myself as someone who likes lots of stuff in their scrambled eggs!

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why i oughtta……

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Let me walk you through a recipe and maybe some pretty lady will notice the delicious smells wafting from your apartment and want to join you for a romantic, candlelit dinner that turns into hardcore sex!

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….so where the fucks the recipe?

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You’ll have to tell me what kindof food you like cuz I don’t think scrambled eggs will do the trick

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I like choclit malk

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I put hot sauce on my scram eggs.

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I see you as a liar.



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

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Do you add some butter?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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just the tip

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Ooh!

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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lol but nah no butter. Is it better with butter?

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I like it better. Cheese is good too

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Re: I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

I start out to make an exotic fluffy omelet, but it always ends up as scrambled eggs. I'm a complete failure with eggs and it's no yolk.

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Try a teeny bit of soy sauce and a teeny bit of garlic powder after they're half way done. Don't stir it in too much just gently fold it in.
You can top them with some green onions if you have any.

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Do u watch kitchen nightmare

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No does it have ann what's her name on it?

5 foot 1, 214 pounds, 54/46/40 4.0 GPA

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sure, why not.

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Okay👍

5 foot 1, 214 pounds, 54/46/40 4.0 GPA

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My siblings and I once tried to boil an egg in the microwave as kids, and it exploded.

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Re: I have been scrambling my eggs wrong my whole life

Oh, it did. I was cleaning cooked eggs out of every crack and crevice of that microwave. Needless to say, my mom forbade us from ever doing it again.

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What a hilarious story. Forgive me for laughing. Boom! Egg!

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When it happened, the boom was so loud, we were afraid the microwave had just exploded.

Talk about scared! We knew we'd be in so much trouble if that were indeed the case, but luckily for us it wasn't. *whew* crisis averted!

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