The Dojo : What’s with Rouge’s obsession with waffles & pancakes?

What’s with Rouge’s obsession with waffles & pancakes?

That’s the only food she ever posts about. She has made hundreds of posts about various syrupy waffles & pancakes: blueberry, chocolate, buttermilk, ones sprinkled with M+Ms and chocolaty nougats. She has also spoken about chocolate devil’s food and cupcakes. She’s obsessed with junk food. She goes to restaurants specifically intending to seek out junk food. She anticipates it like a junkie foraging just enough for their next heroin fix.

At least it’s not smoking. But she takes pleasure in looking forward to certain junk foods. I don’t even think about food. I just eat what’s closest to me. I never think, “it’s been a year since I’ve had a cupcake…better get one!” I don’t keep tabs and historical records on fucking food like that. That’s retarded. Just eat food to survive…you don’t need to talk about a requirement the human body needs that we all share.

She is going to get diabetes if she doesn’t slow down. It’s not healthy for people to eat that way. She’s going to end up growing a beard like Mauricio’s.
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