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15 Rules of Competitive Ice Skaters They Must Follow



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"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I think I'll stick to walking…

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That is pretty intense, isn't it?

It's unbelievable when you get right down to it. Yikes!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Can I still pay somebody to break my opponents knee caps before the competition?

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Rule #16 Don't fall on your ass.







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She was trying a triple axel and not many people in the world can do that.



"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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They could probably be counted on the fingers on one hand.



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I DON'T HAVE HANDS!

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Oh sorry, Forky. I forgot.



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NO PROB!


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LET'S DANCE!

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Yeah!







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Figure skating is an exceptional athletic sport. I love watching figure skating. What they do is incredible, and imagine doing all of that while on two blades over ice!? It's amazing. They have to be so fit as well.

When Tanya Harding did the triple axel, she was docked points because she expressed excitement at having pulled off that extremely difficult move without wiping out on her ass. They want the skaters to not show any emotions (except the Stepford smile of course). They even have to all sit the same way on the bench with, I believe it's the right ankle over the left one. Quite strict. The degree of technical difficult of the triple axel that Tanya pulled off, remains just as difficult to this day.

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Yes, it's an incredibly athletic sport, but also very boring to me. As a rule, I hate sports where they vote who won!



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I love watching ice-skating, skateboarding, motorbiking, ballet, archery, burlesque, gymnastics, and I really love parkour. I'm very into body mechanics, and I enjoy watching how an individual can move their body and manipulate and coordinate their moves.

I don't like team sports. They do nothing for me. I quite enjoy watching the human body move independently. Ice-skating is so incredibly beautiful. I also like ballroom dancing.

How could anyone not love watching this woman move?



"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Not into any of those. I'm into team sports, actually just THE Team Sport, the NFL! All other team sports are just a way to occupy time while waiting for the NFL to return!



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For Olympic figure skaters because Lilith is attacking their sport.

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Wow! That was exceptional. Talk about beautiful to watch. Damn…

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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They have the best clothes!

The rules look like subduers for daredevils. Who wants to work that hard to be seen?

I was considering ice skating someday, but now I'm at the gym and beginning ballet.







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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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I agree, Christina. I think the costumes the skaters wear are absolutely stunning. I'm especially fond of the ones that sparkle so beautifully!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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Can you ice skate? or is it a secret?

When I was a preteenager/teenager in New Orleans, we roller bladed in a rink. I didn't feel especially glamorous doing it.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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Yes, when I was younger, I used to ice-skate just for the fun of it, both outdoors and at the rinks, and I also played hockey.

I don't skate anymore, though.

I used to roller skate as well, but I fell down an awful lot!

"Life is tough. Get a helmet." – Candace Owens
"Not today, Satan!" – Blaire White

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I think my generation either did not enough skating or too much.

My dad's youngest sister used to roller skate/blade and so did her daughter born in November 1991. She was considered fearless.

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Christina Barrett
½ American ½ European-Asian

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This makes me want to get out my copy of Ice Castles!

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