The Soapbox : A Lil' Rundown…

A Lil' Rundown…

Of the main points of my life 😊
Just so I can keep this on my phone as a tab and whenever anybody here tries to put 'plotholes' in my life, or comes up with some crazy or crappy think I apparently did I can just link them to this 😊

Born in 1992
Left school at 16
Went to college
Whilst at college worked weekends at a jewelry shop.
In my second year of college I was only there 3 days a week so at the jewelry shop I started working more days and became supervisor, then assistant manager.
Manager went on maternity leave so I was covering manager, she didnt come back so I became manager after I finished college.
Me and some mates thought it'd be fun to join an escort site, did that for 4 months on the side of my real job.
Applied for a TV show, got on it and won (my co-workers and college friends were shown on the show as my normal friends)
Took a gap year because that year ended up being hectic I moved out and because of the show I ended up doing meet and greets, smaller tv appearances, parties and went on a round the world trip (that was the prize) slept with celeb #1 and celeb #2 that year
(From then till now I've done a sprinkling of other shows and film work but nothing as big as that, I don't have time anymore to do anything which would be more than 1 days filming, maybe 2 or 3 at a push but then I'd have to use holiday days and I'd rather use them on actual holidays lol)
The next year I started University, moved to Sheffield and met my first long term bf (I'd had loads before this, but we were together 2 and a half years which was my longest)
Whilst at Uni I was a bar supervisor of a gay nightclub
Graduated uni and started working full time at a cinema as a supervisor
Me and the bf broke up so me and my friend rented an apartment overlooking the river
Too much partying and sex the next few years - during that time was celeb #3 (the one I posted the pic of)
Met Will and we got together
I decided to get a mortgage on a house with the money I'd been saving since I was 16, the friend I was living with moved into my house.
Not long after that I was made redundant because the cinema closed, I was lucky with the timing of the mortgage.
I took a few months out to go travelling, and when I came back I got the first job I could find which was assistant manager of a bakery and I hated it - I was only there a few months.
I got talking to someone who owned a salon and she said she'd like me to have an interview to be the manager - I got the job, and did brow course to help out the girls when they're busy.
My friend moved out, and both Will and one of my colleagues moved in.
I'm now 27
I'm absolutely loving my job, and the people I work with - madly in love with my boyf, I have two adorable kitties, and although I'm still doing my house up, I have a gorgeous 3 story, 3 bedroom house in a quiet village with a view of the countryside.

Think we're upto date 😊
Any holes in there or anything you need me to explain more?

This is gonna come in so handy

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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The escorting came after you won the reality show didn't it.

I remember you posting a pic of you holding a wad of cash outside a hotel door. Pretty sure the reality show came much before?

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I won't deny posting that pic, since I can't remember if I did do that - but I don't think I did.

Anyway, the escorting was before the show. The main reason I stopped doing it was because I found out I was going on the show and was like 'well this is more exciting' 😂

Baring in mind I've been posting on imdB since 2004 (I joined originally for the Mean Girls board 🤦‍♂️) so if I did post that pic, it would'nt have been long before the show so it's easy to see why you'd have it mixed up

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Hmmm

I definitely saw a pic and I wasn't around when you did the reality show…

The timing seems off and you say that you don't recall posting the photo. That photo is the only memory I have of you being in the escort biz. Perhaps the money in that photo wasn't from escorting and you were just trying to rile people up at the time.

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I did the escorting around Feb-Jun time 2011 and filmed the show in July

Yeah, perhaps I was trying to piss people off or was drunk, because I have no memory of this - and I think I only went to a hotel with one guy, and I remember that entire night :s
It does seem like a very Ryan thing to do though 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty, boring life. Retard.

Bring. More. Sheep.

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But yet you and a bunch of other people always seem to talk about me using false facts as though you know me better than I know myself.

Just thought this would clear up a few things 😊

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty, boring life. Retard.


Bring. More. Sheep.

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❤❤❤

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty, boring life. Retard.


Bring. More. Sheep.

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🌞🌞🌞

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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So basically, your speaking into your mirror, innit?

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Why would anyone give a fuck about my boring, shitty life? Or anyone else and their shitty boring life.

Difference is, i'm not trying to force such details on everyone else like some braindead faggot.

Anything else, braindead faggot?

Bring. More. Sheep.

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I'm not going to let you join my board with that kind of attitude

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Buuuuuump, just to clarify with the other trolls who weren't on earlier 😊

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty, boring life. Retard.


❤️

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You do though, because you talk about it enough

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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You've done a lot of living in your short life BUT, you really need to donate your clothes and not be wasteful

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Effortttttttt
I might put them on fb for someone to come collect cos theres too many of them for me to take them anywhere

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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That's a good option. You can also take them in stages, not all at once at the same time

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Theres just so many of them and they're in the way:/

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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There's no one to give you a hand?

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Not really, I live pretty far out.

My boyfriend and housemate don't drive and my licence us currently suspended, but that's over in May 🙌🙌🙌

My dad would probably help but they live in a different City so only come up once or twice a month and I'm not leaving it clogging up my house till then lol

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Ryan, please have a compassionate and charitable side to you. I'm sure that you can find a coworker, a friend, a family member, a neighbour, anyone with a car to help you. Even if it takes you a few trips to donate your clothes, please do that.

There are so many people who rely on second hand or thrift stores…you can contribute, and I don't know about the UK but here in the States, we can also write that off as a tax deduction.

Don't be a grinch, Ryan. Really. You've got so much to offer those who are less fortunate to you. So what if it's not easy to do, and so what if it takes some effort. Embrace the holiday spirit and give to those less fortunate and donate your clothes. Families who rely on those donations….it's difficult for them too. It's harder on them to provide clothes for their family than it is for you to take a few trips to get your bags of clothes to the thrift stores.

Please do it, Ryan…

"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see? Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet?" ~~ Drusilla

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I've found a page on facebook which is looking for donations for people in my area who were effected by the floods and they come to collect so I've messaged them 🙂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Yay! Good for you Ryan. That was really the right thing to do!

Good Karma will come back to you.

"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see? Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet?" ~~ Drusilla

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Thanks 😊 they're coming to collect them in the morning

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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* in reality Ryan binned the clothes yesterday but is just saying this to shut them all up*


Haha, just kidding Ryan.

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Oi, stop shit steering 😂 haha I actually went through them all, binned any which weren't perfect condition and folded them all neat and ready for them 😊



“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I've found a page on facebook which is looking for donations for people in my area who were effected by the floods and they come to collect so I've messaged them 🙂
Effected? University graduate?

😂

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impressive amount of stuff you've done in so few years.

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Thanks 😊

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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You graduated from university and went to work in a cinema? What did you study? You don’t type like someone that graduated from university.

The leaving school at 16 part I can definitely believe, however.

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Graphic Design, something which I only studied because my bf at the time (whom I was only with for like 5 months) wanted me to do it with him, he then quit and I stuck it out.

And yeah, in the UK we finish school at 16, so…

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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What did you pick for your dissertation?

And this refutes leaving school at 16: https://www.hmc.org.uk/about-hmc/projects/the-british-education-system/

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I did the evolution of Graphic Design in Britain since WWII

And I assure you, as a British citizen that we finish school at 16.
We can the choose to not carry on our education, stay at our high school for two more years as a sixth former, or do two or three years at college depending on the course - and that's what I did, at 16 I went to college and got a weekend job as stated above 😊

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I did the evolution of Graphic Design in Britain since WWII
Interesting. Can you post it?

assure you, as a British citizen that we finish school at 16.
We can the choose to not carry on our education, stay at our high school for two more years as a sixth former
You leave school at 16, but you can choose to stay until 18? Come again?

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I wouldn't know where to find it - that was a long time ago, I don't have a computer anymore, I just use my phone.

And staying at school to be sixth form is basically going to college but you just do it at your high school (which is usually a separate building to the rest of the school). Listen, I've lives here for 27 years, I know 😉

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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I wouldn't know where to find it - that was a long time ago, I don't have a computer anymore, I just use my phone.


Incredible. If you had ever written a dissertation you would know it’s something you backup to beyond belief. It’s not something you lose down the back of the sofa. You’re a liar.

And staying at school to be sixth form is basically going to college but you just do it at your high school (which is usually a separate building to the rest of the school). Listen, I've lives here for 27 years, I know 😉
What I’m deriving from this is British kids stay at school until 18 and leave earlier if they’re thick.

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Or some people aren't as sentimental?
I didn't like University so haven't kept much. I actually enjoyed high school more funnily enough (yes I know, not surprising)

So does that mean you think it's the thick people who have to apply for and get into college?
More often than not it's the thick or lazy people who stay on and do sixth form 😂

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019

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Or some people aren't as sentimental?
I didn't like University so haven't kept much. I actually enjoyed high school more funnily enough (yes I know, not surprising)
You can’t post your dissertation because it never happened. You come across as one of the least intelligent posters on a board that’s known for little else other than its abject idiocy. Let’s move on.

So does that mean you think it's the thick people who have to apply for and get into college?
More often than not it's the thick or lazy people who stay on and do sixth form 😂
You claim you graduated from university and went to work in a cinema. Nope, nothing unbelievable about this at all.

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So you think that everybody who goes to University ends up working in the field that they studied?
I don't know about the states, but regardless of what you call me - you're coming across as very stupid right now.
There are limited jobs and for quite a while it's been a problem for students that after University they can't find work in the field they studied - especially for people who choose things like specific things Graphic Design, Games Development, Film etc.
Trying to find a consistant Graphic Design job in Sheffield would be hard, unless I was the best of the best… which I've never claimed to be.

On top of that… I stated that I hated University and I only studied Graphics because my ex wanted me to. Yeah, I stuck it out (mostly because after being on TV everybody at Uni knew me so it would've been humiliating, and I have no shame in admitting that 😊)

“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”
- Jesus, 2019
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