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*Caution* My Review of TRoS with Spoilers

It's Last Jedi levels of SJW garbage. Avoid for the sake of your sanity.

When is Hollywood going to realize that JJ can't tell stories? When are his fans going to realize that by virtue of their acceptance of such emotionally and spiritually vapid garbage, they're psychologically broken?

In summary, my friends, this film is the worst kind of shit imaginable, and the idea of anybody actually enjoying it will drive you to contemplate mass murder.

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*cancels download*

Fuck Disney, mayne!

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Why were you reading my review if you hadn't already watched the film? I warned you there were spoilers.

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Ah, but can shit become spoiled? I ask you, young padawan, isn't shit already spoiled?

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It could have nuts in it. Maybe it ain't so smooth as it could be.

Shit's been spoiled for years. I much prefer the white, chalky stuff that I could kick at my pals as we walked along the sidewalk. The way it would explode and make them inhale powdery feces was hilarious. Now I got to find a stick so I can flick it at them.

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What in the Babu Frik is happening in this thread

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We're embodying the logic, culture, and standards of the new generation of Star Wars fan.

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What the phantom menace is your problem dude?

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