Cats : Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews


https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019
https://www.metacritic.com/movie/cats


I hated this movie with every fiber of my being.
-Scott Wampler, Birth.Movies.Death.

Chiefly, a terrible, terrible movie.
-Nick Johnston, Vanyaland

Our best bet is to pack it into a crate lost deep within a warehouse next to all the other dangerous artifacts man was not meant to tamper with, before it kills us all.
-Joshua Starnes, VitalThrills.com

What did cats ever do to the tech guys?
-Anne Brodie, What She Said

Visually repulsive and not far behind on a sonic level.
-Edwin Arnaudin, Asheville Movies

You will likely hate Cats, but you won't regret watching it. It's a bad studio movie for the ages.
-Alistair Ryder, Film Inquiry

Like the Ark of the Covenant, you won't be able to look away as it melts your face off.
-Matt Rodriguez, Shakefire

Cats is terrible, but it's also kind of great.
-Stephanie Zacharek, TIME Magazine

I'm still slack-jawed and trying to process what I witnessed.
-Jim Judy, Screen It!

For the life of me, I cannot determine, calculate, or even divine what this movie is, what purpose it serves, and what line of thinking brought it to life.
-Mark Dujsik, Mark Reviews Movies

I would rather eat glass than watch Cats again,
-Peter Sobczynski, eFilmCritic.com

Cats is the kind of bad movie you'll tell your kids about, and they probably won't believe you.
-Oscar Goff, Boston Hassle

It is literally the stuff of nightmares.
-Larushka Ivan-Zadeh, Metro (UK)

It's every bit as baffling, weird and horrifying as you expected. It's certainly something that you've never seen before - but there's probably a very good reason for that.
-Ian Sandwell, Digital Spy

By the time I left the theater, I wasn't even sure what a real cat looked like anymore.
-Clint Worthington, The Spool

I felt the light inside me slowly fading.
-Hannah Woodhead, Little White Lies

Congratulations to dogs.
-Nate Adams, The Only Critic

What, you may ask, the f***?
-Paul Whitington, Irish Independent

Sounds incredible.

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Lol!

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Those reviews almost make me want to see it! jk

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

yeah i couldn't help but watch just a few minutes of it today bc i saw it was on HBO. and was so pained by it it was excruciating to watch that i had to change the channel it was that horrible and unwatchable.

the fact they made a movie in which human faces are attached to cgi heads is the most idiotic and wrongly idea ever put on film. also the bodies look really fake and bad also. they look so not aesthetically pleasing.

bc of the way the cats look this is like watching a cheap and low quality children's cartoon.

lukejbarnett

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Sounds like this film is the cinematic equivalent to coughing up a hairball for two hours straight.

Yes, this is really me.

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Okay…where are the good reviews? I feel like people deliberately hated the film to get attention. I need more information about this film. I'm having a hard time believing all this hate.
Not every film is all bad!

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

so what you think no matter how bad a movie is there are still good reviews of it that prove it's a good movie? that is illogical thinking.

and by the way some films are all bad.

lukejbarnett

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

so what you think no matter how bad a movie is there are still good reviews of it that prove it's a good movie? that is illogical thinking.

I see only 18 reviews. 18 opinions. I haven't even looked at what else those critics thought were good movies.

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Catnip? Try more like cat NOPE!
Deserves to be relegated to the litterbox.

Yes, this is really me.

Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews



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Re: Maybe the worst movie of the year, but some of the funniest reviews

Ironically it was no worse than any Marvel movie
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